I got caught masturbating by a window washer ;( - GoFuckYourself.com

Antonio · 08-27-2007, 08:46 AM

here I am, living in a student hostel, my room on the 5th floor, the roommates out, the door locked, the key in the keyhole. The curtains weren't drawn because there's no other hostel close by and nobody can see me, I'm lying in bed with my eyes closed, masturbating viciously. I open my eyes and what do I see?

A motherfucking dude suspended on some ropes on the other side of the window staring at me!!!!!! Damn, I've been caught jerking off quite a few times but this shit was way too weird.....

he probably wasn't a window washer but you know the dudes I'm talking about, they climb buildings, paint them, clean them, maintain them, whatever...

PS in the next edition of GFY I'l tell you the story where all the shit broke loose when I was in the army, stay tuned

btw that happened more than 15 years ago but back then there wasn't a GFY

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-27-2007, 08:47 AM

LoL that's really funny, what was the look on his face? lol

J. Falcon · 08-27-2007, 08:58 AM

damn that sucks

tomeatsdinner · 08-27-2007, 09:01 AM

He is probably gay. lol..

JD · 08-27-2007, 09:02 AM

hahahhahahhaha

royaljelly2 · 08-27-2007, 09:03 AM

LMAO omg that is hillarious! shiit...i would be so embarased!

LiveDose · 08-27-2007, 09:03 AM

pics?

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-27-2007, 09:04 AM

damn!
and I didn't have camera!
you really have some well developed muscles in that one arm.
I guess exercise really works.

CheneyRumsfeld · 08-27-2007, 09:07 AM

that could be a great niche
What the Window Washer Saw
now that would convert

Jim_Gunn · 08-27-2007, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

that could be a great niche
What the Window Washer Saw
now that would convert

I don't like heights! I'm asking for extra money to produce content like that!

mattz · 08-27-2007, 10:42 AM

haha thanks for a good laugh

u-Bob · 08-27-2007, 11:03 AM

hehe

Freaky_Akula · 08-27-2007, 11:05 AM

mistergardener · 08-27-2007, 11:06 AM

Dang that was a good laugh. Thanks man!

Dirty F · 08-27-2007, 11:18 AM

So you asked him in to help didnt you? And you two had a great time together.

jacked · 08-27-2007, 11:30 AM

i would have had to run up to the roof and cut his line, fucking peeper lol

teg0 · 08-27-2007, 11:32 AM

http://antonio.ownedhimself.com/

DaddyHalbucks · 08-27-2007, 11:33 AM

Good story!

Strickie · 08-27-2007, 11:34 AM

I hate it when that happens

_Richard_ · 08-27-2007, 11:36 AM

man, a disturbing day for everyone involved lol

M0nk · 08-27-2007, 11:37 AM

hahahah now you have some good storyto tell your kids!!

_Rush_ · 08-27-2007, 11:41 AM

Bwahahahah

fatfoo · 08-27-2007, 11:45 AM

student hostel? wtf?

Mr. Websites · 08-27-2007, 11:53 AM

LOL, I would love to have seen his reaction.

KILL_FRENZY · 08-27-2007, 12:55 PM

funny

carol.prime · 08-27-2007, 01:01 PM

hey we need some pics bud!!!
i think that would be more interesting. lol!

Scarlet Sparklecream · 08-27-2007, 01:06 PM

hey antonio, I will have to apply for that job! Washing windows will be my next career move

tranza · 08-27-2007, 01:12 PM

The rea question is: did you stop or finish??

pornvue · 08-27-2007, 01:16 PM

LOL...he must've been enjoying watching the whole scene from the window

flashfire · 08-27-2007, 01:17 PM

lol thats hilarious

TeenSluts · 08-27-2007, 08:08 PM

HAH HAH
-nelson

WinstonTriplexcash · 08-27-2007, 08:21 PM

Eeeeeeeew!!! Was he touching his privates while looking at you?

Martin3 · 08-27-2007, 09:35 PM

Those guys probably see shit like that all the time.

cyko · 08-27-2007, 09:47 PM

Man, that is some funny shit right there...

I can't wait to read about what happened to you in the army.

Good stuff....

zand_stein · 08-28-2007, 12:37 AM

hahaha.......... very hilarious..........
very shameful...........

pbmaster · 08-28-2007, 12:50 AM

ownage hahahahaha

lazycash · 08-28-2007, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Websites

LOL, I would love to have seen his erection.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-28-2007, 02:38 AM

Admit it...you wanted to be caught!!!

You were probably jerking off as you wrote your post...

You are a dirty, dirty...okay, somewhat sexy, man!!!

ADG

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BlueDesignStudios · 08-28-2007, 03:31 AM

hahha funny story..

bobby666 · 08-28-2007, 03:47 AM

lol - shit happens

RevSand · 08-28-2007, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

The rea question is: did you stop or finish??

Thats what I was wondering... and thats the telling question to get the answer to...

Penny24Seven · 08-28-2007, 04:06 AM

hahaha was he jerking too?

da man · 08-28-2007, 04:10 AM

any pics? also, did you guys become friends?

alby_persignup · 08-28-2007, 04:23 AM

hhahhah!! that sucks!

Aussie-Mark · 08-28-2007, 04:38 AM

Jeez, dunno how I would react in that situation

calibra · 08-28-2007, 04:56 AM

LOL, that's why I masturbate with my eyes open wide

lazycash · 08-28-2007, 05:03 AM

We have internet porn now, no need to lay in bed and dream to get off.

ilbb · 08-28-2007, 05:35 AM

did You jek off?

08-27-2007, 08:46 AM	#1
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I got caught masturbating by a window washer ;( here I am, living in a student hostel, my room on the 5th floor, the roommates out, the door locked, the key in the keyhole. The curtains weren't drawn because there's no other hostel close by and nobody can see me, I'm lying in bed with my eyes closed, masturbating viciously. I open my eyes and what do I see? A motherfucking dude suspended on some ropes on the other side of the window staring at me!!!!!! Damn, I've been caught jerking off quite a few times but this shit was way too weird..... he probably wasn't a window washer but you know the dudes I'm talking about, they climb buildings, paint them, clean them, maintain them, whatever... PS in the next edition of GFY I'l tell you the story where all the shit broke loose when I was in the army, stay tuned btw that happened more than 15 years ago but back then there wasn't a GFY

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