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Antonio 08-27-2007 08:46 AM

I got caught masturbating by a window washer ;(
 
here I am, living in a student hostel, my room on the 5th floor, the roommates out, the door locked, the key in the keyhole. The curtains weren't drawn because there's no other hostel close by and nobody can see me, I'm lying in bed with my eyes closed, masturbating viciously. I open my eyes and what do I see?

A motherfucking dude suspended on some ropes on the other side of the window staring at me!!!!!! Damn, I've been caught jerking off quite a few times but this shit was way too weird.....

he probably wasn't a window washer but you know the dudes I'm talking about, they climb buildings, paint them, clean them, maintain them, whatever...






PS in the next edition of GFY I'l tell you the story where all the shit broke loose when I was in the army, stay tuned

btw that happened more than 15 years ago but back then there wasn't a GFY

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-27-2007 08:47 AM

LoL that's really funny, what was the look on his face? lol

J. Falcon 08-27-2007 08:58 AM

damn that sucks

tomeatsdinner 08-27-2007 09:01 AM

He is probably gay. lol..

JD 08-27-2007 09:02 AM

hahahhahahhaha

royaljelly2 08-27-2007 09:03 AM

LMAO omg that is hillarious! shiit...i would be so embarased!

LiveDose 08-27-2007 09:03 AM

pics?:Oh crap

CheneyRumsfeld 08-27-2007 09:04 AM

damn!
and I didn't have camera!
you really have some well developed muscles in that one arm.
I guess exercise really works.

CheneyRumsfeld 08-27-2007 09:07 AM

that could be a great niche
What the Window Washer Saw
now that would convert

Jim_Gunn 08-27-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld (Post 12994247)
that could be a great niche
What the Window Washer Saw
now that would convert

I don't like heights! I'm asking for extra money to produce content like that!

mattz 08-27-2007 10:42 AM

haha thanks for a good laugh

u-Bob 08-27-2007 11:03 AM

hehe :)

Freaky_Akula 08-27-2007 11:05 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mistergardener 08-27-2007 11:06 AM

Dang that was a good laugh. Thanks man!

Dirty F 08-27-2007 11:18 AM

So you asked him in to help didnt you? And you two had a great time together.

jacked 08-27-2007 11:30 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i would have had to run up to the roof and cut his line, fucking peeper lol

teg0 08-27-2007 11:32 AM

http://antonio.ownedhimself.com/

DaddyHalbucks 08-27-2007 11:33 AM

Good story!

Strickie 08-27-2007 11:34 AM

I hate it when that happens

_Richard_ 08-27-2007 11:36 AM

man, a disturbing day for everyone involved lol

M0nk 08-27-2007 11:37 AM

hahahah now you have some good storyto tell your kids!!

_Rush_ 08-27-2007 11:41 AM

Bwahahahah

fatfoo 08-27-2007 11:45 AM

student hostel? wtf?

Mr. Websites 08-27-2007 11:53 AM

LOL, I would love to have seen his reaction. :1orglaugh

KILL_FRENZY 08-27-2007 12:55 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh funny

carol.prime 08-27-2007 01:01 PM

hey we need some pics bud!!!
i think that would be more interesting. lol!

Scarlet Sparklecream 08-27-2007 01:06 PM

hey antonio, I will have to apply for that job! Washing windows will be my next career move :)

tranza 08-27-2007 01:12 PM

The rea question is: did you stop or finish??

pornvue 08-27-2007 01:16 PM

LOL...he must've been enjoying watching the whole scene from the window

flashfire 08-27-2007 01:17 PM

lol thats hilarious

TeenSluts 08-27-2007 08:08 PM

HAH HAH
-nelson

WinstonTriplexcash 08-27-2007 08:21 PM

Eeeeeeeew!!! Was he touching his privates while looking at you?

Martin3 08-27-2007 09:35 PM

Those guys probably see shit like that all the time. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cyko 08-27-2007 09:47 PM

Man, that is some funny shit right there... :1orglaugh I can't wait to read about what happened to you in the army.

Good stuff....

zand_stein 08-28-2007 12:37 AM

hahaha.......... very hilarious..........
very shameful...........

pbmaster 08-28-2007 12:50 AM

ownage hahahahaha

lazycash 08-28-2007 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Websites (Post 12995130)
LOL, I would love to have seen his erection. :1orglaugh

:uhoh:uhoh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-28-2007 02:38 AM

Admit it...you wanted to be caught!!! :Oh crap

You were probably jerking off as you wrote your post... :helpme

You are a dirty, dirty...okay, somewhat sexy, man!!! :party-smi

:jerkoff

ADG

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BlueDesignStudios 08-28-2007 03:31 AM

hahha funny story..

bobby666 08-28-2007 03:47 AM

lol - shit happens

RevSand 08-28-2007 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12995604)
The rea question is: did you stop or finish??

Thats what I was wondering... and thats the telling question to get the answer to... :winkwink:

Penny24Seven 08-28-2007 04:06 AM

hahaha was he jerking too?

da man 08-28-2007 04:10 AM

any pics? also, did you guys become friends?

alby_persignup 08-28-2007 04:23 AM

hhahhah!! that sucks!

Aussie-Mark 08-28-2007 04:38 AM

Jeez, dunno how I would react in that situation

calibra 08-28-2007 04:56 AM

LOL, that's why I masturbate with my eyes open wide :)

lazycash 08-28-2007 05:03 AM

We have internet porn now, no need to lay in bed and dream to get off.

ilbb 08-28-2007 05:35 AM

did You jek off? :)


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