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Old 08-09-2007, 10:18 PM   #1
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12 clicks and the half pint of piss

Ok back in 2001 I am in NZ. I am selling shit loads of traffic to Scott and Dean and my arse is getting paid big time.

Anyway Dean being a pussy doesnt want to go to a show on his own in American, so he calls me. I fly to Oz then to Yank area. We put our show badges in our jackets so no-one knows who we are.

We meet 12 clicks.

They are giving away beer at this stand. 12 Click wants to do business with Dean for Standard Internet. Dean fucking hates this guy. This is the first time I have met 12 Clicks. Dean tells me to get the guy a half beer and fill it up to the top with my piss.

Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:22 PM   #2
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well well well...........
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:23 PM   #3
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:24 PM   #4
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well well well...........
I want to buy advertising from you. Fuck it I will buy every spot on your site.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:26 PM   #5
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:27 PM   #6
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Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.
That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:28 PM   #7
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That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.
He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:35 PM   #8
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He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.

Of course. He loves the pee pee.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:37 PM   #9
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probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:43 PM   #10
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probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....
I want my new site to trade with you. I am doing 2m per day.
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:01 PM   #11
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now that is a different story lol... with a nasty twist
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:05 PM   #12
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ewww... imagine the taste....
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:09 PM   #13
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I have tons of these types of stories from College... I was never the culprit though just the witness
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:33 PM   #14
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:35 PM   #15
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:00 AM   #16
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Intelligence/maturity is NOT WELCOME in this thread

Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:02 AM   #17
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Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.
Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:04 AM   #18
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Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.

Danny from Netpond
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Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?
Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.
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Old 08-10-2007, 03:22 PM   #20
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wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

how sad. how typical of my detractors.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:00 PM   #21
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wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

how sad. how typical of my detractors.
Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:07 PM   #22
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Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:11 PM   #23
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Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.
They don't have "gullible" in Webster's Dictionary.
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Funny story... would have been priceless if it was true.
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Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.
yeah, looks like he got all drunked up again and invented more history of himself.

how pathetic.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:26 PM   #28
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probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....
If that's what you think, you've been drinking the wrong American Beer.



Hit me up next time you're local to L.A. for a few opportunities for me to show you what American brewing is all about.

(I'll give you that if it was half of an American Lager Macrobrew, one probably wouldn't notice the difference)
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Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.
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Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.
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Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!
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Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!
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It's very sick.


Yeah, I know I didn't quote it right or even come close....but that is supposed to be a quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...
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