12 clicks and the half pint of piss - GoFuckYourself.com

Blue Player · 08-09-2007, 10:18 PM

Ok back in 2001 I am in NZ. I am selling shit loads of traffic to Scott and Dean and my arse is getting paid big time.

Anyway Dean being a pussy doesnt want to go to a show on his own in American, so he calls me. I fly to Oz then to Yank area. We put our show badges in our jackets so no-one knows who we are.

We meet 12 clicks.

They are giving away beer at this stand. 12 Click wants to do business with Dean for Standard Internet. Dean fucking hates this guy. This is the first time I have met 12 Clicks. Dean tells me to get the guy a half beer and fill it up to the top with my piss.

Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.

JFK · 08-09-2007, 10:22 PM

well well well...........

buzzy · 08-09-2007, 10:23 PM

just passing through

Blue Player · 08-09-2007, 10:24 PM

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well well well...........

I want to buy advertising from you. Fuck it I will buy every spot on your site.

Spunky · 08-09-2007, 10:26 PM

I blame it on the reefer

GatorB · 08-09-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Player

Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.

That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.

Blue Player · 08-09-2007, 10:28 PM

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That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.

He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.

GatorB · 08-09-2007, 10:35 PM

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He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.

Of course. He loves the pee pee.

SleazyDream · 08-09-2007, 10:37 PM

probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....

Blue Player · 08-09-2007, 10:43 PM

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probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....

I want my new site to trade with you. I am doing 2m per day.

Violetta · 08-09-2007, 11:01 PM

now that is a different story lol... with a nasty twist

martinsc · 08-09-2007, 11:05 PM

ewww... imagine the taste....

Casa Nova · 08-09-2007, 11:09 PM

I have tons of these types of stories from College... I was never the culprit though just the witness

xxxdesign-net · 08-09-2007, 11:33 PM

pics? .

8 Characters · 08-09-2007, 11:35 PM

Intelligence/maturity is NOT WELCOME in this thread

Blue Player · 08-10-2007, 12:00 AM

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Intelligence/maturity is NOT WELCOME in this thread

Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

who · 08-10-2007, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Player

Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?

Blue Player · 08-10-2007, 12:04 AM

Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.

Danny from Netpond

Blue Player · 08-10-2007, 12:05 AM

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Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?

Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.

12clicks · 08-10-2007, 03:22 PM

wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

how sad. how typical of my detractors.

baddog · 08-10-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

how sad. how typical of my detractors.

Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.

StuartD · 08-10-2007, 05:07 PM

Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.

baddog · 08-10-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.

They don't have "gullible" in Webster's Dictionary.

Doctor Dre · 08-10-2007, 05:12 PM

Funny story... would have been priceless if it was true.

Silly Guy · 08-10-2007, 05:17 PM

headshakerz

StuartD · 08-10-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

They don't have "gullible" in Webster's Dictionary.

12clicks · 08-10-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.

yeah, looks like he got all drunked up again and invented more history of himself.

how pathetic.

D · 08-10-2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....

If that's what you think, you've been drinking the wrong American Beer.

Hit me up next time you're local to L.A. for a few opportunities for me to show you what American brewing is all about.

(I'll give you that if it was half of an American Lager Macrobrew, one probably wouldn't notice the difference)

SilkyJohnson · 08-10-2007, 05:36 PM

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Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.

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Originally Posted by Blue Player

Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.
Danny from Netpond

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Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!

TurboAngel · 08-10-2007, 05:45 PM

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Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!

It's very sick.

SilkyJohnson · 08-10-2007, 05:46 PM

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It's very sick.

Yeah, I know I didn't quote it right or even come close....but that is supposed to be a quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...

JFK · 08-11-2007, 04:01 AM

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I want to buy advertising from you. Fuck it I will buy every spot on your site.

Oh Boy,I can retire

08-09-2007, 10:18 PM	#1
Blue Player So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 679	12 clicks and the half pint of piss Ok back in 2001 I am in NZ. I am selling shit loads of traffic to Scott and Dean and my arse is getting paid big time. Anyway Dean being a pussy doesnt want to go to a show on his own in American, so he calls me. I fly to Oz then to Yank area. We put our show badges in our jackets so no-one knows who we are. We meet 12 clicks. They are giving away beer at this stand. 12 Click wants to do business with Dean for Standard Internet. Dean fucking hates this guy. This is the first time I have met 12 Clicks. Dean tells me to get the guy a half beer and fill it up to the top with my piss. Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.

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