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Blue Player 08-09-2007 10:18 PM

12 clicks and the half pint of piss
 
Ok back in 2001 I am in NZ. I am selling shit loads of traffic to Scott and Dean and my arse is getting paid big time.

Anyway Dean being a pussy doesnt want to go to a show on his own in American, so he calls me. I fly to Oz then to Yank area. We put our show badges in our jackets so no-one knows who we are.

We meet 12 clicks.

They are giving away beer at this stand. 12 Click wants to do business with Dean for Standard Internet. Dean fucking hates this guy. This is the first time I have met 12 Clicks. Dean tells me to get the guy a half beer and fill it up to the top with my piss.

Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.

JFK 08-09-2007 10:22 PM

well well well...........:drinkup

buzzy 08-09-2007 10:23 PM

just passing through

Blue Player 08-09-2007 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 12905841)
well well well...........:drinkup

I want to buy advertising from you. Fuck it I will buy every spot on your site.

Spunky 08-09-2007 10:26 PM

I blame it on the reefer

GatorB 08-09-2007 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12905829)
Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.

That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.

Blue Player 08-09-2007 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 12905864)
That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.

He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.

GatorB 08-09-2007 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12905873)
He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.


Of course. He loves the pee pee.

SleazyDream 08-09-2007 10:37 PM

probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....

Blue Player 08-09-2007 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 12905910)
probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....

I want my new site to trade with you. I am doing 2m per day.

Violetta 08-09-2007 11:01 PM

now that is a different story lol... with a nasty twist

martinsc 08-09-2007 11:05 PM

ewww... imagine the taste....

Casa Nova 08-09-2007 11:09 PM

I have tons of these types of stories from College... I was never the culprit though just the witness

xxxdesign-net 08-09-2007 11:33 PM

pics? .

8 Characters 08-09-2007 11:35 PM

Intelligence/maturity is NOT WELCOME in this thread

Blue Player 08-10-2007 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8 Characters (Post 12906118)
Intelligence/maturity is NOT WELCOME in this thread


Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

who 08-10-2007 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12906190)
Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?

Blue Player 08-10-2007 12:04 AM

Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.

Danny from Netpond

Blue Player 08-10-2007 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 12906193)
Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?

Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.

12clicks 08-10-2007 03:22 PM

wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

how sad. how typical of my detractors.:1orglaugh

baddog 08-10-2007 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 12910015)
wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

how sad. how typical of my detractors.:1orglaugh

Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.

StuartD 08-10-2007 05:07 PM

Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.

baddog 08-10-2007 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 12910442)
Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.

They don't have "gullible" in Webster's Dictionary.

Doctor Dre 08-10-2007 05:12 PM

Funny story... would have been priceless if it was true.

Silly Guy 08-10-2007 05:17 PM

headshakerz

StuartD 08-10-2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12910459)
They don't have "gullible" in Webster's Dictionary.

:winkwink:

12clicks 08-10-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12910430)
Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.

yeah, looks like he got all drunked up again and invented more history of himself.

how pathetic.:1orglaugh

D 08-10-2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 12905910)
probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....

If that's what you think, you've been drinking the wrong American Beer.

:2 cents:

Hit me up next time you're local to L.A. for a few opportunities for me to show you what American brewing is all about.

(I'll give you that if it was half of an American Lager Macrobrew, one probably wouldn't notice the difference)

SilkyJohnson 08-10-2007 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12906204)
Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12906202)
Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.
Danny from Netpond

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12906190)
Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.


Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!

TurboAngel 08-10-2007 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson (Post 12910542)
Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!

It's very sick.


:Oh crap

SilkyJohnson 08-10-2007 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 12910573)
It's very sick.


:Oh crap

Yeah, I know I didn't quote it right or even come close....but that is supposed to be a quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...:thumbsup

JFK 08-11-2007 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Player (Post 12905848)
I want to buy advertising from you. Fuck it I will buy every spot on your site.

Oh Boy,I can retire:1orglaugh


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