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  • Blue Player
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 679
    #1

    12 clicks and the half pint of piss

    Ok back in 2001 I am in NZ. I am selling shit loads of traffic to Scott and Dean and my arse is getting paid big time.

    Anyway Dean being a pussy doesnt want to go to a show on his own in American, so he calls me. I fly to Oz then to Yank area. We put our show badges in our jackets so no-one knows who we are.

    We meet 12 clicks.

    They are giving away beer at this stand. 12 Click wants to do business with Dean for Standard Internet. Dean fucking hates this guy. This is the first time I have met 12 Clicks. Dean tells me to get the guy a half beer and fill it up to the top with my piss.

    Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.
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    • JFK
      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
      • Jan 2002
      • 67373
      #2
      well well well...........

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        • buzzy
          Confirmed User
          • May 2007
          • 2606
          #3
          just passing through

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            • Blue Player
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jun 2007
              • 679
              #4
              Originally posted by JFK
              well well well...........
              I want to buy advertising from you. Fuck it I will buy every spot on your site.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986
                  #5
                  I blame it on the reefer

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                    • GatorB
                      The Demon & 12clicks
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 18208
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Blue Player
                      Basically 12 Clicks has drunk a half of my piss and Dean never did business with them.
                      That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.

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                        • Blue Player
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 679
                          #7
                          Originally posted by GatorB
                          That'd be funnier if 12clicks actually hated drinking other guys' urine.
                          He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.

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                            • GatorB
                              The Demon & 12clicks
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Blue Player
                              He actually drunk it and knocked the last bits down in one go. He then asked if everyone was up for another.

                              Of course. He loves the pee pee.

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                                • SleazyDream
                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 41470
                                  #9
                                  probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....
                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                    • Blue Player
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 679
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                      probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....
                                      I want my new site to trade with you. I am doing 2m per day.

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                                        • Violetta
                                          Affiliate
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 28735
                                          #11
                                          now that is a different story lol... with a nasty twist
                                          M&A Queen

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                                            • martinsc
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 27047
                                              #12
                                              ewww... imagine the taste....
                                              Make Money

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                                                • Casa Nova
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                  • 2867
                                                  #13
                                                  I have tons of these types of stories from College... I was never the culprit though just the witness

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                                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                                      My hips don't lie
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 10129
                                                      #14
                                                      pics? .

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                                                        • 8 Characters
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 2336
                                                          #15
                                                          Intelligence/maturity is NOT WELCOME in this thread

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                                                            • Blue Player
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 679
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by 8 Characters
                                                              Intelligence/maturity is NOT WELCOME in this thread

                                                              Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

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                                                                • who
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 19593
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Blue Player
                                                                  Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.
                                                                  Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?

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                                                                    • Blue Player
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                      • 679
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.

                                                                      Danny from Netpond

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                                                                        • Blue Player
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                          • 679
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by who
                                                                          Is that what you do? You and your buddies stand around with your cocks out and piss into cups together?
                                                                          Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.

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                                                                            • 12clicks
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 19813
                                                                              #20
                                                                              wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

                                                                              how sad. how typical of my detractors.
                                                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                                  wow, this relishxxx, krome, etc dude went from threatening to come to america to inventing a whole story about actually being here before.

                                                                                  how sad. how typical of my detractors.
                                                                                  Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.

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                                                                                    • StuartD
                                                                                      Sofa King Band
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 29903
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.
                                                                                      This is me on facebook
                                                                                      This is me on twitter

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                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by StuartD
                                                                                          Anyone who believes this story needs to immediately call Webster's to have their picture put next to the "Gullible" entry.
                                                                                          They don't have "gullible" in Webster's Dictionary.

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                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Funny story... would have been priceless if it was true.
                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                • Silly Guy
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                  • 1421
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  headshakerz

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                                                                                                    • StuartD
                                                                                                      Sofa King Band
                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                      • 29903
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                      They don't have "gullible" in Webster's Dictionary.
                                                                                                      This is me on facebook
                                                                                                      This is me on twitter

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                                                                                                        • 12clicks
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 19813
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                          Is that who Blue Player is? I knew there was something idiotic about him.
                                                                                                          yeah, looks like he got all drunked up again and invented more history of himself.

                                                                                                          how pathetic.
                                                                                                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                                                            • D
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                                                                              • 7412
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                              probally tasted better and had more alcohol content then american beer.....
                                                                                                              If that's what you think, you've been drinking the wrong American Beer.



                                                                                                              Hit me up next time you're local to L.A. for a few opportunities for me to show you what American brewing is all about.

                                                                                                              (I'll give you that if it was half of an American Lager Macrobrew, one probably wouldn't notice the difference)
                                                                                                              -D.
                                                                                                              ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                                                                                                • SilkyJohnson
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                  • 747
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Blue Player
                                                                                                                  Yeah when they are idiots like 12 dicks I make them drink my piss or eat my shit.
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Blue Player
                                                                                                                  Ok a guy from another board did actually take a shit and serve it to him on a biscuit.
                                                                                                                  Danny from Netpond
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Blue Player
                                                                                                                  Seriously I know 4 guys who have pissed in 12 clicks drink. He is a known urine drinker.

                                                                                                                  Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

                                                                                                                  We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!


                                                                                                                  Knicks Up Hoes Down

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                                                                                                                    • TurboAngel
                                                                                                                      H.B.I.C.
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 30122
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SilkyJohnson
                                                                                                                      Jesus Christ...this is some shit right here.

                                                                                                                      We're gonna *Explitive Deleted* and make them eat our *Explitive Deleted* and then when they throw up our *Explitive Deleted* we're gonna *Explitive Deleted* on it and put all that *Explitive Deleted* in a bowl and mix the *Explitive Deleted* around and then make them eat all that *Explitive Deleted* . No, you are the licker balls!!
                                                                                                                      It's very sick.


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                                                                                                                        • SilkyJohnson
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                          • 747
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                                                          It's very sick.


                                                                                                                          Yeah, I know I didn't quote it right or even come close....but that is supposed to be a quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...


                                                                                                                          Knicks Up Hoes Down

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                                                                                                                            • JFK
                                                                                                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 67373
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Blue Player
                                                                                                                              I want to buy advertising from you. Fuck it I will buy every spot on your site.
                                                                                                                              Oh Boy,I can retire

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