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galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 10:00 PM

okay, say your fuckin a girl w/ a condom (OMG!).. and ya cum but ya keep on going cause the girl hasn't came yet, is there anyway the cum can get knocked down to the bottom of the condom (due to the pushing motion) and still come out to impregnate the girl? i assume it isn't likely. and i assume its prolly not a good idea to keep going after ya cum... but shit, what do i know? i get too paranoid.

(wow i just read that and i sound really lame) =\ please refrain from the obvious comments! lol

KC · 09-06-2002, 10:26 PM

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okay, say your fuckin a girl w/ a condom (OMG!)..

Step 1 is to convince a chick to get into the sack with you. IF you find one, maybe she can read you the instructions for the condom.

EscortBiz · 09-06-2002, 10:28 PM

dont cum untill she cums and youll have no problems

EscortBiz · 09-06-2002, 10:28 PM

by the way KC I really like paycounter thanks

Hooterdog · 09-06-2002, 10:30 PM

would it cost more to fuck her in the ass ?

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 10:32 PM

hahahaha... no i made the "OMG" comment because it sounds so "childish"...and the directions on the box as far as i remember aren't that specific. and this girl is weird, she lasts long as hell, and NO this is not due to my performance, my performance is fine.. her shit is probably somehow desensitized.... and she won't do the anal thing. :\

KC · 09-06-2002, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
hahahaha... no i made the "OMG" comment because it sounds so "childish"...and the directions on the box as far as i remember aren't that specific. and this girl is weird, she lasts long as hell, and NO this is not due to my performance, my performance is fine.. her shit is probably somehow desensitized.... and she won't do the anal thing. :\

maybe you can get one of those really small rubber bands to seal it off ;)

EscortBiz, thanks!

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 10:36 PM

damn, kc is a genius!

klik · 09-06-2002, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by KC

maybe you can get one of those really small rubber bands to seal it off ;)

EscortBiz, thanks!

Do they make rubber bands THAT small?

wonton · 09-06-2002, 10:39 PM

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF FATHERHOOD

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by klik

Do they make rubber bands THAT small?

LOL SOB!

Phil21 · 09-06-2002, 10:39 PM

Last longer. Period.

Yes, if you lose any part of your erection it's very possible, and probably likely. Read the damned directions, it says immediately after you cum to pull the fuck out.

Try taking some maximum strength oragel and putting a bit on your dick before you start. Heheh, sounds strange as hell but it's the exact same chemical that's in the "extended pleasure" condoms.. topical anestetic, benzocaine IIRC.

No, not from personal experience. although I have been known to expirement from time to time... I hear ya about the super-long-lasting girl though.. Makes things a bit harder sometimes.

peace,

-Phil

KC · 09-06-2002, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by klik

Do they make rubber bands THAT small?

According to AskJeeves. They Recommend a size V1 rubber band. I think it should do the job. Typically used for binding produce!

Here's the link, http://www.rubberbands.com/Produce.htm

Good luck!

KC · 09-06-2002, 10:46 PM

You should also check with Lawrence Conner. He just started posting here. He mentions on his website that he's encountered a similar problem. It's worth a phonecall. His number is on his site.

http://www.lawrenceconner.com/

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 10:50 PM

LOL kc is just the funny guy isn't he.. you bastard!!

KC · 09-06-2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
LOL kc is just the funny guy isn't he.. you bastard!!

I'm in rare form tonight... having fun! You can't post a question like this and expect serious responses though! Especially at GFY.

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 10:55 PM

true true

i figured i'd might as well ask the question anyways considering im automatically deemed a newbie/loser w/ 61 measily posts.

KC · 09-06-2002, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
true true i figured i'd might as well ask the question anyways considering im automatically deemed a newbie/loser w/ 61 measily posts.

I think you'd get the same types of responses if you had 10,000 posts... you'd just be getting more of them!

titmowse · 09-06-2002, 10:59 PM

have you tried f-o-r-e-p-l-a-y?

you know, c-u-n-n-i-l-i-n-g-u-s.

edmo · 09-06-2002, 11:00 PM

if she takes "a long time" and you can't wait for her to get off before you do, you're probably not going to make her cum. you're more likely to get results from oral or toys.

a good article on the subject. states that maybe only 35% of women are actually getting off.
http://www.leocigar.com/maindesign.a...=2560&gid=1585

good luck.

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
have you tried f-o-r-e-p-l-a-y?

you know, c-u-n-n-i-l-i-n-g-u-s.

of course, but even that shit gets boring. i got the girl to cum like 30 seconds after i did, which isn't bad at all... it was just a SMALL fear in the back of my mind that i wanted to clear up! no big deal!

titmowse · 09-06-2002, 11:06 PM

"but even that shit gets boring"

Lol. yes. yes it is.

frankly i hate being eaten out. most dudes haven't got a clue what to do. they always think the urethra is the clit. fortunately, i'm multi orgasmic as i recall.

edited cause i'm drunk

EscortBiz · 09-06-2002, 11:10 PM

I know the girl you are with gallery and she was crying to me on the phone about how you don't wait untill she cums etc.

I have had no choice but to have her cum over to my place and gave her a good fuck so she can finally cum a few times.

Please take care of her because I have other girls to deal with

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
"but even that shit gets boring"

Lol. yes. yes it is.

frankly i hate being eaten out. most dudes haven't got a clue what to do. they always think the vulva is the clit. fortunately, i'm multi orgasmic as i recall.

hahaha... i remember the first time i went down on a girl, wow was it horrible, i didn't have the slightest clue as to what or how. but luckily she was a nice girl and faked it, LOL. but now with more experience and TUTORIAL READING (damn im such a loser) i'm a lot better.

galleryseek · 09-06-2002, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
I know the girl you are with gallery and she was crying to me on the phone about how you don't wait untill she cums etc.

thats it, i'm calling her up RIGHT NOW

redshift · 09-06-2002, 11:18 PM

Just get your nuts cut

there
problem solved

playa · 09-07-2002, 12:02 AM

you need to think outside of the box man.

ask yourself why are you cumming before the girl does
its amazing how these girls can get multiple orgasms

shit when I drop my load,i stop and smoke a cigarette
then fall asleep

TheFLY · 09-07-2002, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Phil21
Heheh, sounds strange as hell but it's the exact same chemical that's in the "extended pleasure" condoms.. topical anestetic, benzocaine IIRC.

I smoke benzocaine -- good shit...

LOL...

fuck condoms...

If she wants an orgasm then she can get on the pill... until then -- it's not even your problem dude. It's bad enough you have to wear a condom. Pure hell...

TheFLY · 09-07-2002, 01:43 AM

Chicks don't need orgasms anyway... They just like the idea of sex... it means something. LOL

titmowse · 09-07-2002, 01:57 AM

pete...

YOU ARE SO FUCKING STOOPID!

jollyperv · 09-07-2002, 03:29 AM

Spermicide

tree · 09-07-2002, 03:55 AM

just pull the fuck out and blast her in the face

beemk · 09-07-2002, 04:17 AM

once you blow your load you're supposed to instantly roll over and pass out, everyone knows that.

chodadog · 09-07-2002, 04:19 AM

Finish her off with oral if you can't go the distance.

boneprone · 09-07-2002, 04:37 AM

I agree with Pete The Fly and Tree.

Fuck condoms.
Pull it out and blast her in the face.

Clean the thing out in her mouth, and then go back to fuckin.

No worries that way, and ya keep it kinky and fun just like mom used to do.

Socks · 09-07-2002, 05:04 AM

I think she probably "came" 30 seconds after realizing it wasn't gonna happen.

MadCat · 09-07-2002, 07:01 AM

everyone post your tips on how to last longer !!!

galleryseek · 09-07-2002, 08:06 AM

haha you sick fuckers... this thread is recieving way too much attention... and she can't get on the pill cause her mom won't let her.. HAHA - wow does that sound bad... no, shes not 11 yrs old. shes 16 - g'damn, hot as hell though.. i'm 19 so its not all that bad. seriously though, its a done deal!!

TheFLY · 09-07-2002, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
haha you sick fuckers... this thread is recieving way too much attention... and she can't get on the pill cause her mom won't let her.. HAHA - wow does that sound bad... no, shes not 11 yrs old. shes 16 - g'damn, hot as hell though.. i'm 19 so its not all that bad. seriously though, its a done deal!!

LOL!! Dude don't worry about getting a 16 y/o chick to orgasm -- shit! She hasn't even finished puberty yet!

Try the "basal temp" method... you have to find out exactly when her ovulation is over (there is a computer you can buy that does this too) -- then you can fuck like wild rabbits without a condom for a couple of weeks until her period starts... the risk of pregrancy using this method is about the same or better than the pill or condom...

Having sex before ovulation is pretty safe too -- but a little more risky because the sperm can survive a few days in her vagina (how long can be debated)

TheFLY · 09-07-2002, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
pete...

YOU ARE SO FUCKING STOOPID!

LOL you are mad because it's true... Girls aren't all about getting off -- they just want to cuddle. Isn't that sweet?

LOL

09-06-2002, 10:00 PM	#1
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	Condom Paranoia okay, say your fuckin a girl w/ a condom (OMG!).. and ya cum but ya keep on going cause the girl hasn't came yet, is there anyway the cum can get knocked down to the bottom of the condom (due to the pushing motion) and still come out to impregnate the girl? i assume it isn't likely. and i assume its prolly not a good idea to keep going after ya cum... but shit, what do i know? i get too paranoid. (wow i just read that and i sound really lame) =\ please refrain from the obvious comments! lol

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	hahahaha... no i made the "OMG" comment because it sounds so "childish"...and the directions on the box as far as i remember aren't that specific. and this girl is weird, she lasts long as hell, and NO this is not due to my performance, my performance is fine.. her shit is probably somehow desensitized.... and she won't do the anal thing. :\

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	damn, kc is a genius!

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Phil21 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: ICQ: 25285313 Posts: 993	Last longer. Period. Yes, if you lose any part of your erection it's very possible, and probably likely. Read the damned directions, it says immediately after you cum to pull the fuck out. Try taking some maximum strength oragel and putting a bit on your dick before you start. Heheh, sounds strange as hell but it's the exact same chemical that's in the "extended pleasure" condoms.. topical anestetic, benzocaine IIRC. No, not from personal experience. although I have been known to expirement from time to time... I hear ya about the super-long-lasting girl though.. Makes things a bit harder sometimes. peace, -Phil

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KC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 1995 Posts: 2,417	You should also check with Lawrence Conner. He just started posting here. He mentions on his website that he's encountered a similar problem. It's worth a phonecall. His number is on his site. http://www.lawrenceconner.com/

09-06-2002, 10:50 PM	#15
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	LOL kc is just the funny guy isn't he.. you bastard!!

09-06-2002, 10:55 PM	#17
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	true true i figured i'd might as well ask the question anyways considering im automatically deemed a newbie/loser w/ 61 measily posts.

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edmo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: SanHo Posts: 359	if she takes "a long time" and you can't wait for her to get off before you do, you're probably not going to make her cum. you're more likely to get results from oral or toys. a good article on the subject. states that maybe only 35% of women are actually getting off. http://www.leocigar.com/maindesign.a...=2560&gid=1585 good luck.

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	"but even that shit gets boring" Lol. yes. yes it is. frankly i hate being eaten out. most dudes haven't got a clue what to do. they always think the urethra is the clit. fortunately, i'm multi orgasmic as i recall. edited cause i'm drunk __________________ I still love everybody Last edited by titmowse; 09-06-2002 at 11:11 PM..

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	pete... YOU ARE SO FUCKING STOOPID! __________________ I still love everybody

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MadCat So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 696	everyone post your tips on how to last longer !!!

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	haha you sick fuckers... this thread is recieving way too much attention... and she can't get on the pill cause her mom won't let her.. HAHA - wow does that sound bad... no, shes not 11 yrs old. shes 16 - g'damn, hot as hell though.. i'm 19 so its not all that bad. seriously though, its a done deal!!