Condom Paranoia
 

okay, say your fuckin a girl w/ a condom (OMG!).. and ya cum but ya keep on going cause the girl hasn't came yet, is there anyway the cum can get knocked down to the bottom of the condom (due to the pushing motion) and still come out to impregnate the girl? i assume it isn't likely. and i assume its prolly not a good idea to keep going after ya cum... but shit, what do i know? i get too paranoid.

(wow i just read that and i sound really lame) =\ please refrain from the obvious comments! lol :helpme

Step 1 is to convince a chick to get into the sack with you. IF you find one, maybe she can read you the instructions for the condom. :)

dont cum untill she cums and youll have no problems

by the way KC I really like paycounter thanks

would it cost more to fuck her in the ass ?

hahahaha... no i made the "OMG" comment because it sounds so "childish"...and the directions on the box as far as i remember aren't that specific. and this girl is weird, she lasts long as hell, and NO this is not due to my performance, my performance is fine.. her shit is probably somehow desensitized.... and she won't do the anal thing. :\

maybe you can get one of those really small rubber bands to seal it off ;)

EscortBiz, thanks! :)

damn, kc is a genius!

Do they make rubber bands THAT small? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF FATHERHOOD

LOL SOB!


:321GFY

Last longer. Period.

Yes, if you lose any part of your erection it's very possible, and probably likely. Read the damned directions, it says immediately after you cum to pull the fuck out. :)

Try taking some maximum strength oragel and putting a bit on your dick before you start. Heheh, sounds strange as hell but it's the exact same chemical that's in the "extended pleasure" condoms.. topical anestetic, benzocaine IIRC.

No, not from personal experience. although I have been known to expirement from time to time... I hear ya about the super-long-lasting girl though.. Makes things a bit harder sometimes. :)

peace,

-Phil

According to AskJeeves. They Recommend a size V1 rubber band. I think it should do the job. Typically used for binding produce!

Here's the link, http://www.rubberbands.com/Produce.htm

Good luck!

You should also check with Lawrence Conner. He just started posting here. He mentions on his website that he's encountered a similar problem. It's worth a phonecall. His number is on his site.

http://www.lawrenceconner.com/

http://www.lawrenceconnor.com/Lawrence-C.jpg

LOL kc is just the funny guy isn't he.. you bastard!! :BangBang:

I'm in rare form tonight... having fun! You can't post a question like this and expect serious responses though! Especially at GFY. :)

true true :) i figured i'd might as well ask the question anyways considering im automatically deemed a newbie/loser w/ 61 measily posts.

I think you'd get the same types of responses if you had 10,000 posts... you'd just be getting more of them!

have you tried f-o-r-e-p-l-a-y?

you know, c-u-n-n-i-l-i-n-g-u-s.

if she takes "a long time" and you can't wait for her to get off before you do, you're probably not going to make her cum. you're more likely to get results from oral or toys.

a good article on the subject. states that maybe only 35% of women are actually getting off.
http://www.leocigar.com/maindesign.a...=2560&gid=1585

good luck.

of course, but even that shit gets boring. i got the girl to cum like 30 seconds after i did, which isn't bad at all... it was just a SMALL fear in the back of my mind that i wanted to clear up! no big deal!

"but even that shit gets boring"

Lol. yes. yes it is.

frankly i hate being eaten out. most dudes haven't got a clue what to do. they always think the urethra is the clit. fortunately, i'm multi orgasmic as i recall.

edited cause i'm drunk

I know the girl you are with gallery and she was crying to me on the phone about how you don't wait untill she cums etc.

I have had no choice but to have her cum over to my place and gave her a good fuck so she can finally cum a few times.

Please take care of her because I have other girls to deal with

hahaha... i remember the first time i went down on a girl, wow was it horrible, i didn't have the slightest clue as to what or how. but luckily she was a nice girl and faked it, LOL. but now with more experience and TUTORIAL READING (damn im such a loser) i'm a lot better.

thats it, i'm calling her up RIGHT NOW :feels-hot

Just get your nuts cut


there
problem solved

you need to think outside of the box man.

ask yourself why are you cumming before the girl does
its amazing how these girls can get multiple orgasms

shit when I drop my load,i stop and smoke a cigarette
then fall asleep

I smoke benzocaine -- good shit...

LOL...

fuck condoms...

If she wants an orgasm then she can get on the pill... until then -- it's not even your problem dude. It's bad enough you have to wear a condom. Pure hell...

Chicks don't need orgasms anyway... They just like the idea of sex... it means something. LOL

pete...

YOU ARE SO FUCKING STOOPID!

Spermicide

just pull the fuck out and blast her in the face :thumbsup

once you blow your load you're supposed to instantly roll over and pass out, everyone knows that.

Finish her off with oral if you can't go the distance.

I agree with Pete The Fly and Tree.

Fuck condoms.
Pull it out and blast her in the face.

Clean the thing out in her mouth, and then go back to fuckin.

No worries that way, and ya keep it kinky and fun just like mom used to do.

I think she probably "came" 30 seconds after realizing it wasn't gonna happen.

everyone post your tips on how to last longer !!!

haha you sick fuckers... this thread is recieving way too much attention... and she can't get on the pill cause her mom won't let her.. HAHA - wow does that sound bad... no, shes not 11 yrs old. shes 16 - g'damn, hot as hell though.. i'm 19 so its not all that bad. seriously though, its a done deal!!

LOL!! Dude don't worry about getting a 16 y/o chick to orgasm -- shit! She hasn't even finished puberty yet!

Try the "basal temp" method... you have to find out exactly when her ovulation is over (there is a computer you can buy that does this too) -- then you can fuck like wild rabbits without a condom for a couple of weeks until her period starts... the risk of pregrancy using this method is about the same or better than the pill or condom...

Having sex before ovulation is pretty safe too -- but a little more risky because the sperm can survive a few days in her vagina (how long can be debated)

LOL you are mad because it's true... Girls aren't all about getting off -- they just want to cuddle. Isn't that sweet?

LOL