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record sales day yesterday...
ideas to celebrate?
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Buy me a new laptop? I think that's a fitting celebration lol
In all seriousness congrats
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Spend your 35 bucks on a haircut?
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Spend all your money on a cheeseburger
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more than 20?
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are you gonna buy me that laptop or what? haha
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How about showing us a screencap of your stats.
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like that is gonna happen
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im celebrating by playing poker i guess lol
im playing at FullTiltPoker Table name: Orchard Valley Stakes: 10/20$ no limit heads up with Brad Booth, http://www.pokerpages.com/players/pr...brad-booth.htm
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instead of getting drunk, doing drugs or doing hookers, you might want to do something fun... like sky diving.
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*grabs pop-corn and re-freshes page every half-hour*
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I just saw you play 3-5 off suit until the river... and you rivered brad booth with a straight... and made some money, but playing like that in the long run will get you ruined.
You should quit right now, i don't think you have the skills to play that kind of stakes.
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How much did you put on that table? I missed the beginning.
*** HOLE CARDS *** RafRock folds Plz_Stop_Lookin folds madawgz raises to $60 Brad Booth calls $40 *** FLOP *** [7s 8h 9h] madawgz bets $120 Brad Booth has 15 seconds left to act sd bum sits down sd bum adds $2,000 Brad Booth raises to $480 madawgz calls $360 *** TURN *** [7s 8h 9h] [8d] madawgz checks Brad Booth has 15 seconds left to act Brad Booth bets $1,080 madawgz raises to $3,117.75, and is all in Brad Booth calls $2,026, and is all in madawgz shows [Ac 8c] Brad Booth shows [6d 5d] Uncalled bet of $11.75 returned to madawgz *** RIVER *** [7s 8h 9h 8d] [Td] madawgz shows three of a kind, Eights Brad Booth shows a straight, Ten high Brad Booth wins the pot ($7,290) with a straight, Ten high madawgz is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $7,292 | Rake $2 Board: [7s 8h 9h 8d Td] Seat 1: madawgz (small blind) showed [Ac 8c] and lost with three of a kind, Eights Seat 5: Brad Booth (big blind) showed [6d 5d] and won ($7,290) with a straight, Ten high
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he just lost 3.5 grand in 5 mins? seriously?
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going for a smoke
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bro... did you actually just lost 3.5 grand in 5 mins?
you played 3 5 offsuit to the river?
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Do you like to play poker or gamble? Because if you like to play poker I'll invite you to my next home game(buy in is 10-20$) LOL
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i like to do both...and ill play you anytime, hit me up on icq, 120594593 and lets setup a game
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can you tell me how that hand played... who bet what, and when.. i'm just curious... i'm a student of poker and love anything poker related = )
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sonofsam i also had a bad gut feeling that he had a straight...but i didnt listen...
my bad :\
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i bought in with 95 earlier, and i'm up to 608 right now = )
playing 1/2 no limit... 10/20 is insane
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up to 684 now...
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Added you... but will play only IRL unless you want to do some 0.01/0.02$ heads up.
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![]() when you get to the high limits like 10/20 its fucked because it seems like play chips because its so much money and you're able to play good poker... never play when you NEED to win
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I know bro.... I tell everybody that.. you can't play good poker when you look at it as money, and start to let pot dedication affect you
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also im about to get some sleep, not logged into icq at the moment so ill add you tomorrow, night
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IRL = in real life
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sonofsam: be careful with your bankroll, you're supposed to have at least 20 buy-ins so you should playing on 0.10-0.25 tables in theory.
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nah man.. 100 bucks for 1/2 NL is enough to buy in with infact... maximum buying is 300 or less for 1/2 NL
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I guess you'll have to re-read my last sentence. I'm talking about the # of buy-ins that you should have covered in your bankroll so that you don't go broke.
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My bad, i read what you wrote wrong. I have 20 buy-ins, i'll be fine
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up to 707 now = )
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whats your username sos ill come watch
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I don't mind...
my username is sonofsamm - pokerstars i've been playing for quite a few hours now... lol... getting tired
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roflmao - i played and lost $100 in one hand, and quit playing for cash there and then.
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congrats on the record sales day
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madawgz why dont u get your life in order?
ok im the wrong person to offer such advice, since i always complain lately how frustrated i am, lol, but still if you're making good money apparently now, you should act smart with it, instead of wasting it at hookers, drugs, losing in poker, and spending your life playing xboz and posting on GFY, especially if you're only 18 or 19 im sure if you were a rockstar, you'd be competing with Britney Spears for the 1st pages of the tabloids why dont you plan a little, invest the money etc, instead of living day to day , not even as adventoruos as you could be , anyway (unless hookers, poker, games and booze are all you want from life) there have been two guys here saying how they were making millions a few years ago in adult and now they're broke... do you want to be one of them too?
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polish = wisdom
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BACON BACON BACON
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yeah invest more
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congrats! take a ocean or water party
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best sales day = bad poker for you and where are you at the end of the day?
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Buy a happy meal at Mc Donalds!!
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