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03-07-2006, 01:14 PM
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My asshole is really sore:
i had my girlfriend pop a champagne cork right on my asshole, i am having trouble walking.
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03-07-2006, 01:15 PM
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WFThahaha191;hahaha191;??...
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03-07-2006, 01:17 PM
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ya wtf i was surprised at her aim. |
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03-07-2006, 01:26 PM
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 This thread is useless without pics!!!
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03-07-2006, 01:29 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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03-07-2006, 01:32 PM
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lol this thread wins
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03-07-2006, 01:32 PM
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and we did use lube. |
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03-07-2006, 01:33 PM
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hahaha NICE NAME! |
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03-07-2006, 01:33 PM
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and we did use lube. we know how it is; you like the "bears" |
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03-07-2006, 01:40 PM
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lmao... sorry
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03-07-2006, 01:45 PM
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I wonder if it's worth trying 
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03-07-2006, 02:06 PM
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come give me a hug big boy! ill give you a place to hibernate *smooch* |
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03-07-2006, 08:04 PM
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It always hurts if it's your first time.
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03-07-2006, 08:14 PM
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I hope the cork wasn't left inside your rectum
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03-07-2006, 08:17 PM
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Chafed.
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Thats what they call a Mim-ass-a
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03-07-2006, 11:56 PM
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no it just bounced off like a ping pong ball would, next time we are going to draw a bullseye on my ass cheeks. it should help her with aim. |
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03-07-2006, 11:58 PM
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sperm tail
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thats just wrong...
i wouldn't even think of something like that ha
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03-08-2006, 01:05 AM
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i nearly fell off my chair
lmao read it as i had my girlfriend pop a champagne cork right IN my asshole, i am having trouble walking. |
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03-08-2006, 01:14 AM
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can I say :
OWNED!?!
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03-08-2006, 02:39 AM
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WHAT? your girlfriend doesn't have any strap-ons?
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03-08-2006, 02:42 AM
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too much dick will do that to you, cut your cock intake in half and maybe you wont be sleeping on ice all night
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03-08-2006, 04:19 AM
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i hope you learned your asshole lessons very well.
how about some pics... just kidding!
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03-08-2006, 09:38 AM
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how do you know what to much dick will do to you? are you gay? OBVIOUSLY! |
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03-08-2006, 10:34 AM
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03-08-2006, 10:38 AM
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So, what made you decide that popping a champagne cork at your ass was a good idea? Was it part of foreplay? A dare? Or were you just partying it up and thought it would be funny? Tell us more! LOL
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08-03-2007, 11:16 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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cool thread
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08-03-2007, 11:21 AM
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damn i was hoping u were a chick...what a let down.
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08-03-2007, 11:27 AM
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hey!! that happens to me sometimes. I drag my asshole across the carpet. feels soooooooo good. hang your tongue out to!!! try it!
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08-03-2007, 11:29 AM
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Lol, this thread is just too funny!!!
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