My asshole is really sore:
 

i had my girlfriend pop a champagne cork right on my asshole, i am having trouble walking.:mad: :mad: :mad:

WFThahaha191;hahaha191;??...

ya wtf i was surprised at her aim.

oh boy, here comes all the hemmoroid pics again..

lol this thread wins

but I was so gentle!
and we did use lube.

hahaha NICE NAME!

but I was so gentle!
and we did use lube.
we know how it is; you like the "bears"

lmao... sorry

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I wonder if it's worth trying :winkwink:

come give me a hug big boy! ill give you a place to hibernate *smooch*

It always hurts if it's your first time. :pimp

I hope the cork wasn't left inside your rectum :1orglaugh

Thats what they call a Mim-ass-a

no it just bounced off like a ping pong ball would, next time we are going to draw a bullseye on my ass cheeks. it should help her with aim.

thats just wrong... :1orglaugh i wouldn't even think of something like that ha

i nearly fell off my chair
lmao
read it as
i had my girlfriend pop a champagne cork right IN my asshole, i am having trouble walking.

can I say :

OWNED!?!

WHAT? your girlfriend doesn't have any strap-ons? :disgust

too much dick will do that to you, cut your cock intake in half and maybe you wont be sleeping on ice all night

i hope you learned your asshole lessons very well.


how about some pics... just kidding!

how do you know what to much dick will do to you? :1orglaugh are you gay? OBVIOUSLY!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So, what made you decide that popping a champagne cork at your ass was a good idea? Was it part of foreplay? A dare? Or were you just partying it up and thought it would be funny? Tell us more! LOL

cool thread

damn i was hoping u were a chick...what a let down.

hey!! that happens to me sometimes. I drag my asshole across the carpet. feels soooooooo good. hang your tongue out to!!! try it!

Lol, this thread is just too funny!!!