My asshole is really sore:

**CaptainHowdy** · 03-07-2006, 11:15 AM

WFThahaha191;hahaha191;??...

**MetaMan** · 03-07-2006, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

WFThahaha191;hahaha191;??...

ya wtf i was surprised at her aim.

**Gnat69** · 03-07-2006, 11:26 AM

This thread is useless without pics!!!

**marketsmart** · 03-07-2006, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Gnat69

This thread is useless without pics!!!

oh boy, here comes all the hemmoroid pics again..

**Manowar** · 03-07-2006, 11:32 AM

lol this thread wins

**headless ghost** · 03-07-2006, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

My asshole is really sore

but I was so gentle!
and we did use lube.

**dropped9** · 03-07-2006, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by headless ghost

but I was so gentle!
and we did use lube.

hahaha NICE NAME!

**headless ghost** · 03-07-2006, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

My asshole is really sore

but I was so gentle!
and we did use lube.
we know how it is; you like the "bears"

**Stallion** · 03-07-2006, 11:40 AM

lmao... sorry

**calibra** · 03-07-2006, 11:45 AM

I wonder if it's worth trying

**MetaMan** · 03-07-2006, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by headless ghost

but I was so gentle!
and we did use lube.
we know how it is; you like the "bears"

come give me a hug big boy! ill give you a place to hibernate *smooch*

**PixeLs** · 03-07-2006, 06:04 PM

It always hurts if it's your first time.

**tristan_D** · 03-07-2006, 06:14 PM

I hope the cork wasn't left inside your rectum

**gornyhuy** · 03-07-2006, 06:17 PM

Thats what they call a Mim-ass-a

**MetaMan** · 03-07-2006, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by tristan_D

I hope the cork wasn't left inside your rectum

no it just bounced off like a ping pong ball would, next time we are going to draw a bullseye on my ass cheeks. it should help her with aim.

**jacked** · 03-07-2006, 09:58 PM

thats just wrong...

i wouldn't even think of something like that ha

**Pinklinkz** · 03-07-2006, 11:05 PM

i nearly fell off my chair
lmao
read it as
i had my girlfriend pop a champagne cork right IN my asshole, i am having trouble walking.

**PussyTeenies** · 03-07-2006, 11:14 PM

can I say :

OWNED!?!

**reed_4** · 03-08-2006, 12:39 AM

WHAT? your girlfriend doesn't have any strap-ons?

**websiex** · 03-08-2006, 12:42 AM

too much dick will do that to you, cut your cock intake in half and maybe you wont be sleeping on ice all night

**je_rome** · 03-08-2006, 02:19 AM

i hope you learned your asshole lessons very well.

how about some pics... just kidding!

**MetaMan** · 03-08-2006, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by websiex

too much dick will do that to you, cut your cock intake in half and maybe you wont be sleeping on ice all night

how do you know what to much dick will do to you?

are you gay? OBVIOUSLY!

**bastardsquad** · 03-08-2006, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by PixeLs

It always hurts if it's your first time.

**GlydeGirl** · 03-08-2006, 08:38 AM

So, what made you decide that popping a champagne cork at your ass was a good idea? Was it part of foreplay? A dare? Or were you just partying it up and thought it would be funny? Tell us more! LOL

**Gordon G** · 08-03-2007, 10:16 AM

cool thread

**AINOKEA** · 08-03-2007, 10:21 AM

damn i was hoping u were a chick...what a let down.

**imadog** · 08-03-2007, 10:27 AM

hey!! that happens to me sometimes. I drag my asshole across the carpet. feels soooooooo good. hang your tongue out to!!! try it!

**tranza** · 08-03-2007, 10:29 AM

Lol, this thread is just too funny!!!

My asshole is really sore:

My asshole is really sore:

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