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Rochard · 08-02-2007, 01:02 PM

Every so often our industry spits forth a new program that changes the way we do busienss with each other. It's time to put down the pitchfork, stop cleaning up after the llammas, and get back to making money!

WWW.FUCKMECASH.COM

We are as happy as a newbie webmaster in a Mexican Whorehouse at WYPD! Introducing the revolutionary Fuckmecash.com, a brand new progam with all of the features you've come to expect from a high profile program.

Check out some of our revolutionay new features:
- The all new "You Pay Us" payment structure
- No affiliate support
- No promo tools
- No pay outs ever
- Paid hosted galleries
- No 2257 Documention

Plus our Revolutionary Shave 6.9 Affiliate Software!!!!

Fuckmecash has three sites, and we'll be adding new sites as often as the drama llama let us!

Captain Thender Thighs
www.captaintenderthighs.com
Rarely do you ever get to see a site like this and thankfully so! Here you'll get to see Captain Tender Thighs hard at work on his boy toys, and sometime girl toys. He's the sauciest little man you'll ever see and hopefully the last!!

Gunners Guys
www.gunnersguys.com
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Check out Fuckmecash.com and start sending us your money today!

((( We also have an abundance of short ICQ accounts for sale!!! )))

Special thanks in part to.......
Gunner from ATK Cash
Eric from Reality Cash and Playboy Webmasters
Punker Barbie from Spunky Cash
JFK from FUBAR
Brought to you by Cherry Pimps

BoyAlley · 08-02-2007, 01:03 PM

omg you crazy breeder!

pornguy · 08-02-2007, 01:04 PM

I have to say, that I am truly amazed.

StuartD · 08-02-2007, 01:04 PM

omg!!

Nader · 08-02-2007, 01:05 PM

I'm pushing all our traffic to it..

Thrawn$ · 08-02-2007, 01:05 PM

i dont understand

JayDeeZee · 08-02-2007, 01:07 PM

avalanche · 08-02-2007, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

i dont understand

Step 1 - Push all traffic to FuckMeCash
Step 2 - Open Window
Step 3 - Jump Out Window

gimo33 · 08-02-2007, 01:11 PM

nice.... where do I sign up?

BoyAlley · 08-02-2007, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

i dont understand

aico · 08-02-2007, 01:15 PM

Can you take my money by ACH? looks good.

Bomber8888 · 08-02-2007, 01:16 PM

I don't get it either! duhhhhh

Ditosta · 08-02-2007, 01:18 PM

Wow! very very vey funny!

sweetums · 08-02-2007, 01:19 PM

Ok....I'm dying her...you are sooooo gonna get it (I'd be most afraid of Punker Barbie if I were you!).....

ShaveBucks · 08-02-2007, 01:19 PM

Now this program gets the 7 blade Shavebucks razor of approval!

MikeVega · 08-02-2007, 01:20 PM

I'll be getting Eric into our exits right away...

BradM · 08-02-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$

i dont understand

I think it's supposed to be an elaborate joke.

dropped9 · 08-02-2007, 01:23 PM

wow you guys went balls out on this one

avalanche · 08-02-2007, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega

I'll be getting Eric into our exits right away...

In beta testing we found that Eric always performs best on exits.....I mean his site performs best on exits......

natas · 08-02-2007, 01:30 PM

nicely done

seeric · 08-02-2007, 01:33 PM

i am trying to join punkerparbiegonewild.com but it wont take my CC.

how do i get innnnnnnnnnnnnn???????????????????????????????

nosey · 08-02-2007, 01:35 PM

niceee

RuthB · 08-02-2007, 01:36 PM

hahaha this is classic Rochard!

avalanche · 08-02-2007, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i am trying to join punkerparbiegonewild.com but it wont take my CC.

how do i get innnnnnnnnnnnnn???????????????????????????????

Don't worry....FuckMeCash's revolutionary Shave v6.9 affiliate software can intuitively track failed join attempts and will bill the affiliate accordingly. NO Traffic is lost, only shaved!

Voodoo · 08-02-2007, 01:37 PM

I just sent 1000 uniques to each of these new sites and they are converting off the chain! 1:2 right now! HOLY FUCK!

Panky · 08-02-2007, 01:43 PM

OMG! LOL! You guys really went all out on this one!

Congratulations guys!

lol!

tenderobject · 08-02-2007, 01:43 PM

hahaha this is one of the best thread ive ever read... damn, i really spent minutes to read this i thought this was serious hahahahh

1off · 08-02-2007, 01:44 PM

I had to see how far you took it. Apparently all the way.

If you want to sign up you must be absolutely FUCKING nuts! If you are GO AWAY NOW
otherwise....signup for these great programs who DON"T shave and WILL make you lots of money!

BobG · 08-02-2007, 01:47 PM

good one. :P

GITZINGER · 08-02-2007, 01:47 PM

someone's got waaaaaay too much time on their hands!!

Pipecrew · 08-02-2007, 01:49 PM

imagine the money you could of made making it a real program, looks like a lot of time spent on that.

KimJI · 08-02-2007, 01:51 PM

I jerked a little to http://www.captaintenderthighs.com/ right now

D · 08-02-2007, 01:54 PM

MeganS · 08-02-2007, 01:55 PM

TOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

xoxo,
Megan

Sosa · 08-02-2007, 01:57 PM

lol jebus

Rochard · 08-02-2007, 01:59 PM

The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them!

tranza · 08-02-2007, 02:04 PM

Damn, someone got a LOT of free time on their hands!!!

FuckMeCash · 08-02-2007, 02:05 PM

For my first post and in combination with our launch we'll offer the following contest in this thread!

Every 50th post - You Pay Us $50
Every 100th post - You Pay Us $250

and for the 5000th post - You Pay Us $5000

Amazing....Fucking A it's a Amazing!

Change your links now or I'll send the Gunner Guys over!

SykkBoy · 08-02-2007, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them!

What about those of us having problems finding the members area for Captain Tender Thighs?

Mutt · 08-02-2007, 02:06 PM

thanks Richard - i alreadygot double billed on Captain Tender Thighs - to make matters worse it was a test signup and the sale isn't showing up in the affiliate admin

FuckMeCash · 08-02-2007, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

What about those of us having problems finding the members area for Captain Tender Thighs?

That's the beauty of the program....You're just fucked!

Voodoo · 08-02-2007, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

thanks Richard - i alreadygot double billed on Captain Tender Thighs - to make matters worse it was a test signup and the sale isn't showing up in the affiliate admin

I want to be able to PAY to promote these sites. Can you add this to your FMC 2.0 feature request list?

Rattlehead · 08-02-2007, 02:10 PM

Fucking Awesome!! Will you submit to TGPs and MGPs with my affiliate code as well? I had a feeling you would. I Love You FuckmeCash.com!

Editorial Disclaimer: The opinions and views expressed by this post do not necessarily reflect those of AllureCash.net or AmateurAllure.com, or other sponsors and partners. Thank You.

Voodoo · 08-02-2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

I want to be able to PAY to promote these sites. Can you add this to your FMC 2.0 feature request list?

Wait. NVM. You got me covered! Thanks FuckMeCash!

FuckMeCash · 08-02-2007, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rattlehead

Fucking Awesome!! Will you submit to TGPs and MGPs with my affiliate code as well? I had a feeling you would. I Love You FuckmeCash.com!

Not only will we submit for you, but we'll shave the code, insert our own and submit away! Plus, we'll send a trailer park whore to your house to shit on your rug! Bonus!

seeric · 08-02-2007, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them!

i need to get in that area..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Klen · 08-02-2007, 02:17 PM

Is JFK also model?hehe

Voodoo · 08-02-2007, 02:20 PM

Will you please spam my email account everytime someone in your company shits, burps or sneezes, so that I can stay up to date with your program and all of the going ons?

billie · 08-02-2007, 02:20 PM

OMG Richard....You apparently have a lot of time on your hands. But I loved it!!

crugar · 08-02-2007, 02:25 PM

Too Funny!!

Good Job!

08-02-2007, 01:02 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,047	Changing the way our industry does business - Introducing Fuckmecash.com! Every so often our industry spits forth a new program that changes the way we do busienss with each other. It's time to put down the pitchfork, stop cleaning up after the llammas, and get back to making money! WWW.FUCKMECASH.COM We are as happy as a newbie webmaster in a Mexican Whorehouse at WYPD! Introducing the revolutionary Fuckmecash.com, a brand new progam with all of the features you've come to expect from a high profile program. Check out some of our revolutionay new features: - The all new "You Pay Us" payment structure - No affiliate support - No promo tools - No pay outs ever - Paid hosted galleries - No 2257 Documention Plus our Revolutionary Shave 6.9 Affiliate Software!!!! Fuckmecash has three sites, and we'll be adding new sites as often as the drama llama let us! Captain Thender Thighs www.captaintenderthighs.com Rarely do you ever get to see a site like this and thankfully so! Here you'll get to see Captain Tender Thighs hard at work on his boy toys, and sometime girl toys. He's the sauciest little man you'll ever see and hopefully the last!! Gunners Guys www.gunnersguys.com There's isn't much to say about Gunner's Guys other than these are all men! They're just the biggest, hottest and thexiest around and once you look you won't look again! Punker Barbie Gone Wild www.punkerbarbiegonewild.com The hardest working girl in adult is now ready to make her debut and she does it in style! She gets down and prays to the porcelain god and begs for more! Not one to be missed! Check out Fuckmecash.com and start sending us your money today! ((( We also have an abundance of short ICQ accounts for sale!!! ))) Special thanks in part to....... Gunner from ATK Cash Eric from Reality Cash and Playboy Webmasters Punker Barbie from Spunky Cash JFK from FUBAR Brought to you by Cherry Pimps __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION Last edited by S P A N N O W; 08-02-2007 at 01:12 PM..

08-02-2007, 01:04 PM	#3
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08-02-2007, 01:05 PM	#5
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08-02-2007, 01:11 PM	#9
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08-02-2007, 01:16 PM	#12
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08-02-2007, 01:18 PM	#13
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08-02-2007, 01:19 PM	#14
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08-02-2007, 01:19 PM	#15
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08-02-2007, 01:20 PM	#16
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08-02-2007, 01:23 PM	#18
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08-02-2007, 01:30 PM	#20
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08-02-2007, 01:33 PM	#21
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i am trying to join punkerparbiegonewild.com but it wont take my CC. how do i get innnnnnnnnnnnnn???????????????????????????????

08-02-2007, 01:35 PM	#22
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08-02-2007, 01:36 PM	#23
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08-02-2007, 01:37 PM	#25
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08-02-2007, 01:43 PM	#26
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08-02-2007, 01:43 PM	#27
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08-02-2007, 01:44 PM	#28
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08-02-2007, 01:47 PM	#29
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08-02-2007, 01:47 PM	#30
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08-02-2007, 01:49 PM	#31
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08-02-2007, 01:51 PM	#32
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08-02-2007, 01:54 PM	#33
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	__________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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08-02-2007, 01:57 PM	#35
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08-02-2007, 01:59 PM	#36
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,047	The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

08-02-2007, 02:04 PM	#37
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08-02-2007, 02:05 PM	#38
FuckMeCash Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 37	For my first post and in combination with our launch we'll offer the following contest in this thread! Every 50th post - You Pay Us $50 Every 100th post - You Pay Us $250 and for the 5000th post - You Pay Us $5000 Amazing....Fucking A it's a Amazing! Change your links now or I'll send the Gunner Guys over! __________________ FuckMeCash ICQ 192 "Fucking Webmasters over since August 1st, 2007"

08-02-2007, 02:06 PM	#40
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	thanks Richard - i alreadygot double billed on Captain Tender Thighs - to make matters worse it was a test signup and the sale isn't showing up in the affiliate admin __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

08-02-2007, 02:10 PM	#43
Rattlehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hades Posts: 744	Fucking Awesome!! Will you submit to TGPs and MGPs with my affiliate code as well? I had a feeling you would. I Love You FuckmeCash.com! Editorial Disclaimer: The opinions and views expressed by this post do not necessarily reflect those of AllureCash.net or AmateurAllure.com, or other sponsors and partners. Thank You. __________________ Wifey Cash - Official Program For Wifey's World Last edited by Rattlehead; 08-02-2007 at 02:11 PM.. Reason: typo