Changing the way our industry does business - Introducing Fuckmecash.com!
 

Every so often our industry spits forth a new program that changes the way we do busienss with each other. It's time to put down the pitchfork, stop cleaning up after the llammas, and get back to making money!

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WWW.FUCKMECASH.COM

We are as happy as a newbie webmaster in a Mexican Whorehouse at WYPD! Introducing the revolutionary Fuckmecash.com, a brand new progam with all of the features you've come to expect from a high profile program.

Check out some of our revolutionay new features:
- The all new "You Pay Us" payment structure
- No affiliate support
- No promo tools
- No pay outs ever
- Paid hosted galleries
- No 2257 Documention

Plus our Revolutionary Shave 6.9 Affiliate Software!!!!

Fuckmecash has three sites, and we'll be adding new sites as often as the drama llama let us!

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Captain Thender Thighs
www.captaintenderthighs.com
Rarely do you ever get to see a site like this and thankfully so! Here you'll get to see Captain Tender Thighs hard at work on his boy toys, and sometime girl toys. He's the sauciest little man you'll ever see and hopefully the last!!


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Gunners Guys
www.gunnersguys.com
There's isn't much to say about Gunner's Guys other than these are all men! They're just the biggest, hottest and thexiest around and once you look you won't look again!


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Punker Barbie Gone Wild
www.punkerbarbiegonewild.com
The hardest working girl in adult is now ready to make her debut and she does it in style! She gets down and prays to the porcelain god and begs for more! Not one to be missed!


Check out Fuckmecash.com and start sending us your money today!

((( We also have an abundance of short ICQ accounts for sale!!! )))

Special thanks in part to.......
Gunner from ATK Cash
Eric from Reality Cash and Playboy Webmasters
Punker Barbie from Spunky Cash
JFK from FUBAR
Brought to you by Cherry Pimps

I have to say, that I am truly amazed.

omg!! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm pushing all our traffic to it..

:pimp

i dont understand

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Step 1 - Push all traffic to FuckMeCash
Step 2 - Open Window
Step 3 - Jump Out Window

nice.... where do I sign up? :1orglaugh

Can you take my money by ACH? looks good.

I don't get it either! duhhhhh

Wow! very very vey funny!

Ok....I'm dying her...you are sooooo gonna get it (I'd be most afraid of Punker Barbie if I were you!)..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now this program gets the 7 blade Shavebucks razor of approval! :thumbsup

I'll be getting Eric into our exits right away...

I think it's supposed to be an elaborate joke.

wow you guys went balls out on this one

In beta testing we found that Eric always performs best on exits.....I mean his site performs best on exits......

nicely done :thumbsup

i am trying to join punkerparbiegonewild.com but it wont take my CC.

how do i get innnnnnnnnnnnnn???????????????????????????????

niceee :1orglaugh

hahaha this is classic Rochard! :1orglaugh

Don't worry....FuckMeCash's revolutionary Shave v6.9 affiliate software can intuitively track failed join attempts and will bill the affiliate accordingly. NO Traffic is lost, only shaved!

I just sent 1000 uniques to each of these new sites and they are converting off the chain! 1:2 right now! HOLY FUCK!

hahaha this is one of the best thread ive ever read... damn, i really spent minutes to read this i thought this was serious hahahahh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I had to see how far you took it. Apparently all the way.

If you want to sign up you must be absolutely FUCKING nuts! If you are GO AWAY NOW
otherwise....signup for these great programs who DON"T shave and WILL make you lots of money!

good one. :P

someone's got waaaaaay too much time on their hands!!

:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

imagine the money you could of made making it a real program, looks like a lot of time spent on that.

I jerked a little to http://www.captaintenderthighs.com/ right now

:1orglaugh

TOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

xoxo,
Megan

lol jebus

The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them!

Damn, someone got a LOT of free time on their hands!!!

For my first post and in combination with our launch we'll offer the following contest in this thread!

Every 50th post - You Pay Us $50
Every 100th post - You Pay Us $250

and for the 5000th post - You Pay Us $5000

Amazing....Fucking A it's a Amazing!

Change your links now or I'll send the Gunner Guys over!

What about those of us having problems finding the members area for Captain Tender Thighs?

thanks Richard - i alreadygot double billed on Captain Tender Thighs - to make matters worse it was a test signup and the sale isn't showing up in the affiliate admin :Oh crap

That's the beauty of the program....You're just fucked!

I want to be able to PAY to promote these sites. Can you add this to your FMC 2.0 feature request list?

Fucking Awesome!! Will you submit to TGPs and MGPs with my affiliate code as well? I had a feeling you would. I Love You FuckmeCash.com!

Editorial Disclaimer: The opinions and views expressed by this post do not necessarily reflect those of AllureCash.net or AmateurAllure.com, or other sponsors and partners. Thank You.

Wait. NVM. You got me covered! Thanks FuckMeCash!

Not only will we submit for you, but we'll shave the code, insert our own and submit away! Plus, we'll send a trailer park whore to your house to shit on your rug! Bonus!

i need to get in that area..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Is JFK also model?hehe

Will you please spam my email account everytime someone in your company shits, burps or sneezes, so that I can stay up to date with your program and all of the going ons?

OMG Richard....You apparently have a lot of time on your hands. But I loved it!! :):)

Too Funny!!

Good Job!