Holy Fuck! I was abducted by a UFO! - GoFuckYourself.com

Bobo · 09-05-2002, 10:25 PM

This is no bullshit!

If you noticed, I haven't been posting on the board for over a week. I was abducted sometime last week. I can hardly remember how it happend.

All I know is I was milking the cows on Nana's farm and this bright light started beaming down on me. The next thing I know I was in some fucked up spaceship!!!

It was so sick you gotta believe me...it was fucking scary! It felt like I was there for a few hours but apparently I've been gone for more than a week!

EscortBiz · 09-05-2002, 10:42 PM

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Satan · 09-05-2002, 10:44 PM

Pass that blunt this way please..

rdunn404 · 09-06-2002, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
This is no bullshit!

If you noticed, I haven't been posting on the board for over a week. I was abducted sometime last week. I can hardly remember how it happend.

All I know is I was milking the cows on Nana's farm and this bright light started beaming down on me. The next thing I know I was in some fucked up spaceship!!!

It was so sick you gotta believe me...it was fucking scary! It felt like I was there for a few hours but apparently I've been gone for more than a week!

Took a flight on the BangSaucer huh?

BT · 09-06-2002, 01:27 AM

I been there dude..... MY alian buddies were kewl as shit. I have not been the same since. They had better drugs, pussy, and even spoke without talking................

TDF · 09-06-2002, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404

Took a flight on the BangSaucer huh?

GFED · 09-06-2002, 01:30 AM

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the Shemp · 09-06-2002, 01:32 AM

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ronin · 09-06-2002, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
This is no bullshit!

If you noticed, I haven't been posting on the board for over a week. I was abducted sometime last week. I can hardly remember how it happend.

All I know is I was milking the cows on Nana's farm and this bright light started beaming down on me. The next thing I know I was in some fucked up spaceship!!!

It was so sick you gotta believe me...it was fucking scary! It felt like I was there for a few hours but apparently I've been gone for more than a week!

i was told you went west?

pipp · 09-06-2002, 01:58 AM

That's it no more x-files for you !

TheFLY · 09-06-2002, 02:08 AM

Dude don't scare me like that... I just woke up from a fucked up dream...

I was wandering through some woods... I come to this area where there are these tall narrow bushes -- arranged in parallel... Somehow I sit down at the edge of one to take a crap on this bowl... I look over and then maybe 50 yards out there is this probably 12 foot tall narrow person/rat thing walking away from me very slow -- walking upright real spooky like -- it looked human w/ the exception of that long narrow tail... I look again and the tail has a color -- blue -- I look to my left there's another one -- that one's got a red theme... the two of them were playing (in very slow motion) some kind of bizarre courtship game... she was independently attached to the edge of the bushes by a clear string at the top -- he was following the edge also -- he peeks around the corner at her -- it was eerie until I saw the rat man's canvas shoes... then somehow it became real... I saw his face for a moment.

09-05-2002, 10:25 PM	#1
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Holy Fuck! I was abducted by a UFO! This is no bullshit! If you noticed, I haven't been posting on the board for over a week. I was abducted sometime last week. I can hardly remember how it happend. All I know is I was milking the cows on Nana's farm and this bright light started beaming down on me. The next thing I know I was in some fucked up spaceship!!! It was so sick you gotta believe me...it was fucking scary! It felt like I was there for a few hours but apparently I've been gone for more than a week!

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Dude don't scare me like that... I just woke up from a fucked up dream... I was wandering through some woods... I come to this area where there are these tall narrow bushes -- arranged in parallel... Somehow I sit down at the edge of one to take a crap on this bowl... I look over and then maybe 50 yards out there is this probably 12 foot tall narrow person/rat thing walking away from me very slow -- walking upright real spooky like -- it looked human w/ the exception of that long narrow tail... I look again and the tail has a color -- blue -- I look to my left there's another one -- that one's got a red theme... the two of them were playing (in very slow motion) some kind of bizarre courtship game... she was independently attached to the edge of the bushes by a clear string at the top -- he was following the edge also -- he peeks around the corner at her -- it was eerie until I saw the rat man's canvas shoes... then somehow it became real... I saw his face for a moment.