Holy Fuck! I was abducted by a UFO!
 

This is no bullshit!

If you noticed, I haven't been posting on the board for over a week. I was abducted sometime last week. I can hardly remember how it happend.

All I know is I was milking the cows on Nana's farm and this bright light started beaming down on me. The next thing I know I was in some fucked up spaceship!!!

It was so sick you gotta believe me...it was fucking scary! It felt like I was there for a few hours but apparently I've been gone for more than a week!

Same here it was scarry in the beginning but all they wanted was a free password to my site

Pass that blunt this way please.. :1orglaugh

Took a flight on the BangSaucer huh?

I been there dude..... MY alian buddies were kewl as shit. I have not been the same since. They had better drugs, pussy, and even spoke without talking................ :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Welcome back! :thumbsup

Man, you met the Leader!

shemp

i was told you went west? :321GFY

That's it no more x-files for you !

Dude don't scare me like that... I just woke up from a fucked up dream...

I was wandering through some woods... I come to this area where there are these tall narrow bushes -- arranged in parallel... Somehow I sit down at the edge of one to take a crap on this bowl... I look over and then maybe 50 yards out there is this probably 12 foot tall narrow person/rat thing walking away from me very slow -- walking upright real spooky like -- it looked human w/ the exception of that long narrow tail... I look again and the tail has a color -- blue -- I look to my left there's another one -- that one's got a red theme... the two of them were playing (in very slow motion) some kind of bizarre courtship game... she was independently attached to the edge of the bushes by a clear string at the top -- he was following the edge also -- he peeks around the corner at her -- it was eerie until I saw the rat man's canvas shoes... then somehow it became real... I saw his face for a moment.