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Holy Fuck! I was abducted by a UFO!
This is no bullshit!
If you noticed, I haven't been posting on the board for over a week. I was abducted sometime last week. I can hardly remember how it happend.
All I know is I was milking the cows on Nana's farm and this bright light started beaming down on me. The next thing I know I was in some fucked up spaceship!!!
It was so sick you gotta believe me...it was fucking scary! It felt like I was there for a few hours but apparently I've been gone for more than a week!
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