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Barefootsies · 07-29-2007, 06:35 PM

Family Jewels on A&E

This show is fucking hilarious. He's funny, but his son, and family make this LOL funny. Especially when you consider, unlike other rockstar shows, he doesn't drink or do drugs.

Must be the power of the jew..

tony286 · 07-29-2007, 06:37 PM

Watching now its a great show.

Spunky · 07-29-2007, 06:38 PM

It is entertaining and quite the businessman

MaDalton · 07-29-2007, 06:38 PM

i saw him at the AVN show in Vegas 2005 - he was completely disoriented and needed someone to show him where to go. reminded me of ozzy osborne

Barefootsies · 07-29-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Watching now its a great show.

Same here. Been laughing all evening at this marathon. I think his son's hilarious.

stev0 · 07-29-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i saw him at the AVN show in Vegas 2005 - he was completely disoriented and needed someone to show him where to go. reminded me of ozzy osborne

Ya, that was on the show too... it was right after he got the face lift or something

Profits of Doom · 07-29-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i saw him at the AVN show in Vegas 2005 - he was completely disoriented and needed someone to show him where to go. reminded me of ozzy osborne

He must have been tired or had a bad day, because he doesn't do drugs or drink, and has one of the sharpest business minds on the planet...

Profits of Doom · 07-29-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Family Jewels on A&E

This show is fucking hilarious. He's funny, but his son, and family make this LOL funny. Especially when you consider, unlike other rockstar shows, he doesn't drink or do drugs.

Must be the power of the jew..

His son has future star written all over him, and his daughter is...well, 15, so never mind...

Jace · 07-29-2007, 07:05 PM

that show would not be successful without his wife, son and daughter...they are fucking awesome

swampthing · 07-29-2007, 07:10 PM

your aww profile says your the CEO...
LOL!! now thats funny.

your so full of shit.

Flynn · 07-29-2007, 07:20 PM

And he's a Republican.

Jace · 07-29-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by swampthing

your aww profile says your the CEO...
LOL!! now thats funny.

your so full of shit.

who are you talking to?

trafik2 · 07-29-2007, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by swampthing

your aww profile says your the CEO...
LOL!! now thats funny.

your so full of shit.

? who are you talking to?

swampthing · 07-29-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

who are you talking to?

did you see me quote someone? No.

so obviously the idiot who started this thread.

swampthing · 07-29-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by trafik2

? who are you talking to?

who are you talking to?

swampthing · 07-29-2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

that show would not be successful without his wife, son and daughter...they are fucking awesome

who are you talking to?

munki · 07-29-2007, 07:32 PM

Nick and Sophie make the whole show for me... fucking hillarious...

BBWTori · 07-29-2007, 07:39 PM

Its one of the best underrated TV show out there! I love that guy! He and his family are incredible!

RawAlex · 07-29-2007, 08:13 PM

"my dad could sell hookers in a vagina storm"... classic.

Barefootsies · 07-29-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

His son has future star written all over him, and his daughter is...well, 15, so never mind...

Agree with you there. For both being under 18, they have charisma written all over them.

Sosa · 07-29-2007, 08:43 PM

we have been watching the show for a while now. Good stuff considering there is hardly anything else on Sunday nights

Just_Dave · 07-29-2007, 08:52 PM

that guy is such a bad ass person

jonesonyou · 07-29-2007, 08:56 PM

drugs are baaaad. ANd Gene Makes Huge Money.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-29-2007, 08:59 PM

Gene Simmons makes for a cool music teacher...

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M0nk · 07-29-2007, 09:05 PM

never heard of it......must see it!!

Paraskass · 07-29-2007, 09:07 PM

he fucked a lot of women. Sex is his drug.

SuzzyQ · 07-29-2007, 09:09 PM

Its also in HD. Check out Shannon Tweed and his daughter in HD...

Michaelious · 07-29-2007, 09:31 PM

Loving the show! Amazing

Casa Nova · 07-29-2007, 09:38 PM

AMazing show, I've been watching it since it came out. His son is hilarious, the whole family has huge Charisma.

Id Love to meet Gene, he is quite the Businessman & has a hilarious attitude.

ePorn · 07-29-2007, 10:03 PM

Probably one of the best Reality TV shows on the air these days. Gene's cool, bu the show wouldn't be half as funny if Nick wasn't there.

CaroMark · 07-29-2007, 10:04 PM

LOL and to think that the driving force behind KISS was just to get laid, they never immagined the Army they would create.

I still think the kid fucked up when he passed Gene's suggestion for the band's name.

Question is will there be a movie: Simmons meet the Hogans?

BBWTori · 07-29-2007, 10:42 PM

Nick recently turned 18 so now its legal for me to say I totally drool over him AND his dad....
is that bad?

Profits of Doom · 07-29-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BBWTori

Nick recently turned 18 so now its legal for me to say I totally drool over him AND his dad....
is that bad?

Nah, my sister skeeved me out with that comment when he was still underaged, so it's ok...

jonesy · 07-29-2007, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

He must have been tired or had a bad day, because he doesn't do drugs or drink, and has one of the sharpest business minds on the planet...

great show, i love it. well planned and lots of scripting though.

but you must be drinking or on drugs to think hes one of the sharpest biz men on the planet.

hes not as bright as you think - Simmons partner Richard Abramson is the brains and Genes the name/face/brand.

read up on gene and kiss and your perception will change dramatically. up until the first reunion tour back in 96 (which they toured on for almost ten yrs LOL) he wasnt as wealthy as he lead people to believe, sure he had money but not like he has now - the smartest move he made was doing the reunion and the merchandising that went along with it.

he made back what he lost in the 20 yrs prior.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-30-2007, 12:20 AM

Great Show, but the family makes the show. They seem like they are very mature for the their age.

Rumbo · 07-30-2007, 12:53 AM

How did an ugly mucker like him end up with a wife like tweed?

Profits of Doom · 07-30-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

great show, i love it. well planned and lots of scripting though.

but you must be drinking or on drugs to think hes one of the sharpest biz men on the planet.

hes not as bright as you think - Simmons partner Richard Abramson is the brains and Genes the name/face/brand.

read up on gene and kiss and your perception will change dramatically. up until the first reunion tour back in 96 (which they toured on for almost ten yrs LOL) he wasnt as wealthy as he lead people to believe, sure he had money but not like he has now - the smartest move he made was doing the reunion and the merchandising that went along with it.

he made back what he lost in the 20 yrs prior.

He was the brains behind all of the original Kiss merchandising, the dolls, the pinball machines, the lunch boxes, etc. I have read up plenty on Kiss, and I'll stand by my original statement.

flashfire · 07-30-2007, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rumbo

How did an ugly mucker like him end up with a wife like tweed?

do you really have to ask? you know how many hot women would want to get with this guy....seriously

DaddyHalbucks · 07-30-2007, 02:04 AM

I watched his show tonight. He is pretty insightful about alot of things, obviously a smart guy.

Barefootsies · 07-30-2007, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

do you really have to ask? you know how many hot women would want to get with this guy....seriously

I believe he has said 4600

V_RocKs · 07-30-2007, 03:29 AM

Makes me wonder if religion is as lame as politics is...

Kevsh · 07-30-2007, 03:31 AM

He did to Kiss what Michael Eisner did with Disney: Realize they were sitting on a gold mine in potential revenue and exploited it to death. The end result is Kiss will unfortunately never be considered among the greatest rock bands, instead one of the greatest rock marketing machines.

But hey, they've all made a killing so who cares about a legacy?

I've only seen the show a couple of times and it is good, Gene is a natural character if there ever was one. A conceited jerk I'm sure, but entertaining.

pawsregd · 07-30-2007, 05:59 AM

Awesome show, love it

Ramos · 07-30-2007, 06:02 AM

yeh, I watch the show every now and then. Gene's office is sick!

With all that Kiss memorabilia!

StuartD · 07-30-2007, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

His son has future star written all over him, and his daughter is...well, 15, so never mind...

Agree 100%... I love the little segments with Nick talking to his dad. He's hilarious!
And I second what you said but didn't say about Gene's daughter

Tom_PM · 07-30-2007, 06:09 AM

Someone mentioned Genes "wife". He hates that, lol. She's his unwife that he's been happily unmarried to

Aussie-Mark · 07-30-2007, 06:24 AM

sounds like a good show, I must check it out sometime

Gramma · 07-30-2007, 06:47 AM

I couldn't name one song that KISS sang - but i love this show.
Shannon runs the family - and all it takes is a little baby talk and a tickle from her and he just blinks his eye at a 100K losing bet. That's got to be some magic pussy on her.
I hope it continues - i liked tuckerville too - but it got cancelled
I've never seen the Hogan one - might have to see if it's available on itunes

themachinelavene · 07-30-2007, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

and has one of the sharpest business minds on the planet...

thx for that...funniest thing I've heard in a while

ajrocks · 07-30-2007, 07:37 AM

I don't even like Kiss but agree it is a funny show.

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ePorn Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 301	Probably one of the best Reality TV shows on the air these days. Gene's cool, bu the show wouldn't be half as funny if Nick wasn't there.

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