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Old 09-05-2002, 03:09 AM   #1
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...
You know you're an adult webmaster when...

- you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)

Feel free to add to this.
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Old 09-05-2002, 03:17 AM   #2
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...

- you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)

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hmm...that's about it for me...
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Old 09-05-2002, 03:54 AM   #3
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You know your an adult webmaster when people call you by your screen name on the phone
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Old 09-05-2002, 04:25 AM   #4
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...

- you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)
You summed up what I am doing right now
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Old 09-05-2002, 04:35 AM   #5
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that could happen.
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Old 09-05-2002, 04:39 AM   #6
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Old 09-05-2002, 06:15 AM   #7
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You summed up what I am doing right now
And me. I checked news first though!
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Old 09-05-2002, 06:19 AM   #8
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lol... you got me to.
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Old 09-05-2002, 06:21 AM   #9
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Old 09-05-2002, 06:26 AM   #10
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You get up at 3:50PM because you got up a couple of times in the middle of the night ...Checking Stats...
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Old 09-05-2002, 06:32 AM   #11
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You know you're an adult webmaster...

... when you have to surf at least 3.5 hours before you find good enough clips for you to jerk off with
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Old 09-05-2002, 06:52 AM   #12
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lol true

How many of you had a girl over and after sex went to the computer to check stats? come on be honest?

Usally I keep my business to myself but this one chic walked by to make sure im not chatting on yahoo right after sex and all of a sudden I hear "What bank is CCBill?" LMAO I told her its in the caymen island
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Old 09-05-2002, 06:56 AM   #13
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So true Escort Biz, sooooo true!
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Old 09-05-2002, 07:03 AM   #14
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You summed up what I am doing right now
Me too. Damn, we suck.
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Old 09-05-2002, 07:08 AM   #15
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How about taking phone calls cause your sites down at the most unwelcome times?

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Old 09-05-2002, 08:38 AM   #16
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lol true

How many of you had a girl over and after sex went to the computer to check stats? come on be honest?

Usally I keep my business to myself but this one chic walked by to make sure im not chatting on yahoo right after sex and all of a sudden I hear "What bank is CCBill?" LMAO I told her its in the caymen island



Been there, done that.
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Old 09-05-2002, 08:49 AM   #17
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You know you're an adult webmaster when you end up sleeping at the office and waking up under a desk because the heat of the computer warms you from the air-conditioning
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Old 09-05-2002, 08:51 AM   #18
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...

...you see a hot chick when you're out and think, "Damn, she'd make fine content"

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Old 09-05-2002, 09:03 AM   #19
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...

When you're dating and new chick and the 1st time you meet her parents and they ask you the infamous question "What do you do for living young boy?"

You do the classic "Beam me up Scotty" thing while looking at your watch (hoping it will work but it doesn't).
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Old 09-05-2002, 09:19 AM   #20
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You might want to get out of the business when:

Your 87 year old grandmother asks to read some of your erotic writings...

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Old 09-05-2002, 09:48 AM   #21
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lol chesire
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Old 09-05-2002, 09:52 AM   #22
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...

When you wake up to see that your models have become old grannys
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Old 09-05-2002, 11:39 AM   #23
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hmm...that's about it for me...

yeah me too...
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Old 09-05-2002, 11:52 AM   #24
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- you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)

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holy crap you hit it right on the nose man.
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Old 09-05-2002, 12:07 PM   #25
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heh, I have another one

You know you are an adult webmaster when..

You wake up, and before you take your morning piss, and even have your left eye open, you turn on your computer check your email, then your stats, then your email and then gfy. (not in that order)
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Old 09-05-2002, 12:23 PM   #26
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Ok here is one

When 5 times a day you take a calculator and figure out how much more youll make if you get 50 more signups a day times 7 times 4 lolol
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