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You know you're an adult webmaster when...
You know you're an adult webmaster when...
- you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm) Feel free to add to this. |
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You know your an adult webmaster when people call you by your screen name on the phone:winkwink:
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that could happen.
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:1orglaugh |
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lol... you got me to.
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You get up at 3:50PM because you got up a couple of times in the middle of the night ...Checking Stats...:Graucho
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You know you're an adult webmaster...
... when you have to surf at least 3.5 hours before you find good enough clips for you to jerk off with |
lol true
How many of you had a girl over and after sex went to the computer to check stats? come on be honest? Usally I keep my business to myself but this one chic walked by to make sure im not chatting on yahoo right after sex and all of a sudden I hear "What bank is CCBill?" LMAO I told her its in the caymen island |
So true Escort Biz, sooooo true!:1orglaugh
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How about taking phone calls cause your sites down at the most unwelcome times?
http://www.igethead.com/nodayoff.jpg |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Been there, done that. |
You know you're an adult webmaster when you end up sleeping at the office and waking up under a desk because the heat of the computer warms you from the air-conditioning :)
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...
...you see a hot chick when you're out and think, "Damn, she'd make fine content" :Graucho |
You know you're an adult webmaster when...
When you're dating and new chick and the 1st time you meet her parents and they ask you the infamous question "What do you do for living young boy?" You do the classic "Beam me up Scotty" thing while looking at your watch (hoping it will work but it doesn't). |
You might want to get out of the business when:
Your 87 year old grandmother asks to read some of your erotic writings... :throwup |
lol chesire :)
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You know you're an adult webmaster when...
When you wake up to see that your models have become old grannys |
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yeah me too... |
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heh, I have another one
You know you are an adult webmaster when.. You wake up, and before you take your morning piss, and even have your left eye open, you turn on your computer check your email, then your stats, then your email and then gfy. (not in that order) |
Ok here is one
When 5 times a day you take a calculator and figure out how much more youll make if you get 50 more signups a day times 7 times 4 lolol |
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