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  • mastamindz
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 3547

    #1

    You know you're an adult webmaster when...

    You know you're an adult webmaster when...

    - you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)

    Feel free to add to this.
    If you click here, you will make money.
  • BabeHunter
    Webmaster
    • Oct 2001
    • 4063

    #2
    Originally posted by mastamindz
    You know you're an adult webmaster when...

    - you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)

    Feel free to add to this.
    hmm...that's about it for me...
    Yep

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    • Killerelf
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 367

      #3
      You know your an adult webmaster when people call you by your screen name on the phone
      I am not allowed to tell you anything that I feel like telling you

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      • Rex
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 2241

        #4
        Originally posted by mastamindz
        You know you're an adult webmaster when...

        - you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)
        You summed up what I am doing right now
        I don't own RexMag anymore.

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        • h0st
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 1216

          #5
          that could happen.
          Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?

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          • phogirl69
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 3330

            #6
            Originally posted by Killerelf
            You know your an adult webmaster when people call you by your screen name on the phone

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            • Pornwolf
              Drunk and Unruly
              • Jan 2002
              • 22712

              #7
              Originally posted by Rex


              You summed up what I am doing right now
              And me. I checked news first though!
              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

              Webair, bitches.

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              • Nina
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 2687

                #8
                lol... you got me to.

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                • poolie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 278

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Killerelf
                  You know your an adult webmaster when people call you by your screen name on the phone
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                  • Wizzo
                    2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 15224

                    #10
                    You get up at 3:50PM because you got up a couple of times in the middle of the night ...Checking Stats...
                    Looking for Opportunity!

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                    • mika
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 1561

                      #11
                      You know you're an adult webmaster...

                      ... when you have to surf at least 3.5 hours before you find good enough clips for you to jerk off with

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                      • EscortBiz
                        Fuck Checks, CASH only!
                        • May 2002
                        • 19422

                        #12
                        lol true

                        How many of you had a girl over and after sex went to the computer to check stats? come on be honest?

                        Usally I keep my business to myself but this one chic walked by to make sure im not chatting on yahoo right after sex and all of a sudden I hear "What bank is CCBill?" LMAO I told her its in the caymen island

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                        • Pornwolf
                          Drunk and Unruly
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22712

                          #13
                          So true Escort Biz, sooooo true!
                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                          Webair, bitches.

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                          • TeraBabes
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 2067

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rex


                            You summed up what I am doing right now
                            Me too. Damn, we suck.
                            This place is too big.

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                            • L.B.
                              Registered User
                              • May 2002
                              • 31

                              #15
                              How about taking phone calls cause your sites down at the most unwelcome times?

                              Don't be affraid of the future. It doesn't include you, it only removes you.

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                              • RMG
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 542

                                #16
                                Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                lol true

                                How many of you had a girl over and after sex went to the computer to check stats? come on be honest?

                                Usally I keep my business to myself but this one chic walked by to make sure im not chatting on yahoo right after sex and all of a sudden I hear "What bank is CCBill?" LMAO I told her its in the caymen island



                                Been there, done that.

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                                • magnatique
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 1830

                                  #17
                                  You know you're an adult webmaster when you end up sleeping at the office and waking up under a desk because the heat of the computer warms you from the air-conditioning

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                                  • richard
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 543

                                    #18
                                    You know you're an adult webmaster when...

                                    ...you see a hot chick when you're out and think, "Damn, she'd make fine content"

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                                    • NoCarrier
                                      We need more free porn
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 16356

                                      #19
                                      You know you're an adult webmaster when...

                                      When you're dating and new chick and the 1st time you meet her parents and they ask you the infamous question "What do you do for living young boy?"

                                      You do the classic "Beam me up Scotty" thing while looking at your watch (hoping it will work but it doesn't).
                                      Last edited by NoCarrier; 09-05-2002, 08:04 AM.

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                                      • Cheshire
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 5738

                                        #20
                                        You might want to get out of the business when:

                                        Your 87 year old grandmother asks to read some of your erotic writings...



                                        just a little bit naughty

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                                        • magnatique
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 1830

                                          #21
                                          lol chesire
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                                          • PhilipX
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 200

                                            #22
                                            You know you're an adult webmaster when...

                                            When you wake up to see that your models have become old grannys

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                                            • roseyrid
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 1058

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BabeHunter


                                              hmm...that's about it for me...

                                              yeah me too...

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                                              • eru
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 2612

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mastamindz
                                                You know you're an adult webmaster when...

                                                - you wake up and the first thing you do is check your stats, then visit GFY, then refresh GFY about 8 times (morning for you is 3:50 pm)

                                                Feel free to add to this.
                                                holy crap you hit it right on the nose man.
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                                                • mastamindz
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 3547

                                                  #25
                                                  heh, I have another one

                                                  You know you are an adult webmaster when..

                                                  You wake up, and before you take your morning piss, and even have your left eye open, you turn on your computer check your email, then your stats, then your email and then gfy. (not in that order)
                                                  If you click here, you will make money.

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                                                  • EscortBiz
                                                    Fuck Checks, CASH only!
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 19422

                                                    #26
                                                    Ok here is one

                                                    When 5 times a day you take a calculator and figure out how much more youll make if you get 50 more signups a day times 7 times 4 lolol

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