My first poem for BoyAlley..Will it make it on his blog??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-25-2007, 12:30 AM

There was once this boy named Alley
Who had a dream to work in the Valley

He had a computer, a website and a mouse. but no traffic
So he came to GFY to start drama..fantastic, instant traffic

He assumes he's getting sued, so instead of pulling the peom
He pulls the site. After a poll on GFY, he said he rather fight.

Now the end is here, the poem returns to the site,
If he had stayed in the closet, there would be nothing to fight.

Now its all clear and done, we have just begun.
Sell me some advertising, so we can send you some funds.

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Did I make the blog?
Please give me the credit for this one. I'm not much of a writer as you can see. If I had more time, I can be a full time writer for your blog.

WWC · 07-25-2007, 12:31 AM

wow impressive, you guys should partner up :-)

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-25-2007, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi

wow impressive, you guys should partner up :-)

Easy there, I am getting married. No need for any more partners.

BoyAlley · 07-25-2007, 12:36 AM

You're a little rough around the edges there breeder, but not toooo bad considering you're heterosexual and all. I'll add it as a comment to the current poem.

PS: You still make my elbow itch.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-25-2007, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You're a little rough around the edges there breeder, but not toooo bad considering you're heterosexual and all. I'll add it as a comment to the current poem.

PS: You still make my elbow itch.

You may need to rub some bengay around that elbow of yours. May stop the itching.

BoyAlley · 07-25-2007, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Easy there, I am getting married. No need for any more partners.

Yes it would never work for us if there were a vaginas involved in the mix.

baddog · 07-25-2007, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

There was once this boy named Alley
Who had a dream to work in the Valley

He had a computer, a website and a mouse. but no traffic
So he came to GFY to start drama..fantastic, instant traffic

He assumes he's getting sued, so instead of pulling the peom
He pulls the site. After a poll on GFY, he said he rather fight.

Now the end is here, the poem returns to the site,
If he had stayed in the closet, there would be nothing to fight.

Now its all clear and done, we have just begun.
Sell me some advertising, so we can send you some funds.

-----------------------

Did I make the blog?
Please give me the credit for this one. I'm not much of a writer as you can see. If I had more time, I can be a full time writer for your blog.

Don't quit your day job just yet.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-25-2007, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Don't quit your day job just yet.

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

Thank god I'm employeed.

High Plains Drifter · 07-25-2007, 08:46 AM

I don't think rhyming "traffic" with "traffic" is allowed.

fris · 07-25-2007, 08:49 AM

only traffic boyalley has is from his sig

Cory W · 07-25-2007, 08:49 AM

I love you Dave.

jonesonyou · 07-25-2007, 08:50 AM

O there goes the BOy.

Jman · 07-25-2007, 08:57 AM

Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please remove your dick
So i can fart on you

TADAM!!!

SykkBoy · 07-25-2007, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please remove your dick
So i can fart on you

TADAM!!!

er, are you suggesting he's fucking you in the ass? ;-)

xclusive · 07-25-2007, 09:04 AM

He's so going to sue you now

Blue Player · 07-25-2007, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please remove your dick
So i can fart on you

TADAM!!!

Someone just accidently 'outed' themselves.

baddog · 07-25-2007, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

er, are you suggesting he's fucking you in the ass? ;-)

Suggesting?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-25-2007, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I love you Dave.

Thanks buddy,
You should add a poem as well.
You are one of the best writers here.

Cory W · 07-25-2007, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Thanks buddy,
You should add a poem as well.
You are one of the best writers here.

Why did you fall off messenger??

BoyAlley · 07-25-2007, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

He's so going to sue you now

BoyAlley · 07-25-2007, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please remove your dick
So i can fart on you

TADAM!!!

Wow congrats for coming out of teh close. I knew you were really gay, and not just french, all along. My daydar rarely fails!

thehand · 07-25-2007, 10:26 AM

my poem here <<<-------<

Kram · 07-25-2007, 10:32 AM

I think its great Boy Alley that you put it up again ...

07-25-2007, 12:30 AM	#1
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	My first poem for BoyAlley..Will it make it on his blog??? There was once this boy named Alley Who had a dream to work in the Valley He had a computer, a website and a mouse. but no traffic So he came to GFY to start drama..fantastic, instant traffic He assumes he's getting sued, so instead of pulling the peom He pulls the site. After a poll on GFY, he said he rather fight. Now the end is here, the poem returns to the site, If he had stayed in the closet, there would be nothing to fight. Now its all clear and done, we have just begun. Sell me some advertising, so we can send you some funds. ----------------------- Did I make the blog? Please give me the credit for this one. I'm not much of a writer as you can see. If I had more time, I can be a full time writer for your blog. __________________ Support a Good Cause

07-25-2007, 12:31 AM	#2
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07-25-2007, 08:46 AM	#9
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07-25-2007, 08:49 AM	#11
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07-25-2007, 12:36 AM	#4
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07-25-2007, 09:04 AM	#15
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07-25-2007, 10:26 AM	#22
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07-25-2007, 10:32 AM	#23
Kram Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 666	I think its great Boy Alley that you put it up again ...