My first poem for BoyAlley..Will it make it on his blog???

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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190

    #1

    My first poem for BoyAlley..Will it make it on his blog???

    There was once this boy named Alley
    Who had a dream to work in the Valley

    He had a computer, a website and a mouse. but no traffic
    So he came to GFY to start drama..fantastic, instant traffic

    He assumes he's getting sued, so instead of pulling the peom
    He pulls the site. After a poll on GFY, he said he rather fight.

    Now the end is here, the poem returns to the site,
    If he had stayed in the closet, there would be nothing to fight.

    Now its all clear and done, we have just begun.
    Sell me some advertising, so we can send you some funds.

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    Did I make the blog?
    Please give me the credit for this one. I'm not much of a writer as you can see. If I had more time, I can be a full time writer for your blog.
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  • WWC
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11577

    #2
    wow impressive, you guys should partner up :-)
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    • Semi-Retired-Dave
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Apr 2004
      • 11190

      #3
      Originally posted by WWC-Raffi
      wow impressive, you guys should partner up :-)
      Easy there, I am getting married. No need for any more partners.
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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        You're a little rough around the edges there breeder, but not toooo bad considering you're heterosexual and all. I'll add it as a comment to the current poem.

        PS: You still make my elbow itch.

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        • Semi-Retired-Dave
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 11190

          #5
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          You're a little rough around the edges there breeder, but not toooo bad considering you're heterosexual and all. I'll add it as a comment to the current poem.

          PS: You still make my elbow itch.
          You may need to rub some bengay around that elbow of yours. May stop the itching.
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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #6
            Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
            Easy there, I am getting married. No need for any more partners.

            Yes it would never work for us if there were a vaginas involved in the mix.

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
              There was once this boy named Alley
              Who had a dream to work in the Valley

              He had a computer, a website and a mouse. but no traffic
              So he came to GFY to start drama..fantastic, instant traffic

              He assumes he's getting sued, so instead of pulling the peom
              He pulls the site. After a poll on GFY, he said he rather fight.

              Now the end is here, the poem returns to the site,
              If he had stayed in the closet, there would be nothing to fight.

              Now its all clear and done, we have just begun.
              Sell me some advertising, so we can send you some funds.

              -----------------------

              Did I make the blog?
              Please give me the credit for this one. I'm not much of a writer as you can see. If I had more time, I can be a full time writer for your blog.
              Don't quit your day job just yet.

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              • Semi-Retired-Dave
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 11190

                #8
                Originally posted by baddog
                Don't quit your day job just yet.

                Yeah, I thought the same thing.

                Thank god I'm employeed.
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                • High Plains Drifter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2341

                  #9
                  I don't think rhyming "traffic" with "traffic" is allowed.

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                  • fris
                    I have to go potty
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 55785

                    #10
                    only traffic boyalley has is from his sig
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                    • Cory W
                      Deeply shallow
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 9133

                      #11
                      I love you Dave.
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                      • jonesonyou
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 3853

                        #12
                        O there goes the BOy.

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                        • Jman
                          Already an AI veteran
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22832

                          #13
                          Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay


                          Roses are Red
                          Violets are Blue
                          Please remove your dick
                          So i can fart on you

                          TADAM!!!
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                          • SykkBoy2
                            Jesus loves bacon
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 19969

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JMan
                            Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay


                            Roses are Red
                            Violets are Blue
                            Please remove your dick
                            So i can fart on you

                            TADAM!!!
                            er, are you suggesting he's fucking you in the ass? ;-)
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                            • xclusive
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 35218

                              #15
                              He's so going to sue you now

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                              • Blue Player
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 679

                                #16
                                Originally posted by JMan
                                Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay


                                Roses are Red
                                Violets are Blue
                                Please remove your dick
                                So i can fart on you

                                TADAM!!!
                                Someone just accidently 'outed' themselves.

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                  er, are you suggesting he's fucking you in the ass? ;-)
                                  Suggesting?

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                                  • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 11190

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                    I love you Dave.
                                    Thanks buddy,
                                    You should add a poem as well.
                                    You are one of the best writers here.
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                                    • Cory W
                                      Deeply shallow
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 9133

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                      Thanks buddy,
                                      You should add a poem as well.
                                      You are one of the best writers here.
                                      Why did you fall off messenger??
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                                      • BoyAlley
                                        So Fucking Gay
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 19714

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by xclusive
                                        He's so going to sue you now

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                                        • BoyAlley
                                          So Fucking Gay
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 19714

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JMan
                                          Oh I have one for BoyAlley... It's Teh Gay

                                          Roses are Red
                                          Violets are Blue
                                          Please remove your dick
                                          So i can fart on you

                                          TADAM!!!

                                          Wow congrats for coming out of teh close. I knew you were really gay, and not just french, all along. My daydar rarely fails!

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                                          • thehand
                                            235 Pound Gorilla
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 3470

                                            #22
                                            my poem here <<<-------<
                                            Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.

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                                            • Kram
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2007
                                              • 666

                                              #23
                                              I think its great Boy Alley that you put it up again ...

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