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				Who here CAN CHANGE A FLAT TIRE by themselves instead of calling a service???
			 
			Yesterday again......... i blew up another tire front passenger side... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I fucking was cruising on a road and smacked into a pothole cause of construction asswipes.... so i get on LIE and drive and fucking AAAA car starts shifting to the right... I pull over and i was like fuck me , so I changed the fucking thing myself.... Who changes there own flats?  | 
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		 I call the service but I can. I just prefer not to do it. Specialy when I am going out or something, can't get the clothes dirty 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Not much I cant do with a car.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 I changed my 4 summer tires by myself. When you have the right tools and know how to do it it's pretty easy. 
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		 I took part of the top half of a motor apart in a parking lot to make sure a timing belt was junk.  Dont' know if I oculd change a tire though. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 me too... i can change all my tires..  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 changing a tire would be a nightmare for me but perhaps still doable 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I do all my own auto work. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I can change my own damn tires.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I beg to differ....I have changed about 3 and one in the dark  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 its good exercise. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Ahhh, thanks for this thread.  I gotta throw the jack back into my Jeep.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Changing tires is easy work along with oil changes. I do most of my own work on my rig that's not too complex. Saves a ton of money. I hope I never do blow a tire thou. Gonna be pretty funny seeing my Jeep going down the street the 31's on with one small donut limping home ![]() ![]() 
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		 Um, if you're a guy and you can't change a flat tire 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		   I'm a woman and I can change a goddamned tire alone if I need to. And it's tire.  | 
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		 I can change a tire!  Had to do it in high school to pass drivers ed :-) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Yeah, I can change my own tires, but I prefer not to  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I just noticed my spare was flat the other day. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 It sucks to get a flat but I always change it myself. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Been changing them all my life, but the last time I blew a tire everything was fucked.  I loosen up the lugs, get it jacked up, all the lugs are out, the damn tire wouldn't come out.  Tried my hardest.  Ended up calling the benz service people, guy comes out and he couldn't get it off either.  He ended up rocking it so hard the jack tilted and the car fell off.  Ended up having it get towed. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I can never find the jack. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I've never changed a tire in my life, I'm sure if I had to I could though. I was never interested in the workings of a car... I have no idea what to do to change oil.. Now that i think about it I should learn these things.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Wrong again, I can change one if I have to, I just prefer not to have to  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 After my last iPhone update, it will now change the tire for me. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I've changed two of my own flat tires before.  And I've only had two flat tires. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	I've only had a rear flat on my driveway but because it's on such an incline, they backed the tow truck up and lifted the back instead of risking jacking it up and having it roll forward down. Also probably every car I've had for the last 10 years has had a full sized spare so I've been known to drive on the spare for probably too long ;)  | 
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			I grew up a in a little city out on the country - if you couldn't manage a simple task like that at the age of 12 you were in for a rough time 
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