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Old 07-20-2007, 06:44 AM   #1
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Who here CAN CHANGE A FLAT TIRE by themselves instead of calling a service???

Yesterday again......... i blew up another tire front passenger side...

I fucking was cruising on a road and smacked into a pothole cause of construction asswipes.... so i get on LIE and drive and fucking AAAA car starts shifting to the right...

I pull over and i was like fuck me , so I changed the fucking thing myself....

Who changes there own flats?
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:45 AM   #2
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Uhm, yeah i do.

Only women can't change tyres...
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:46 AM   #3
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I call the service but I can. I just prefer not to do it. Specialy when I am going out or something, can't get the clothes dirty
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:48 AM   #4
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Not much I cant do with a car.
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:49 AM   #5
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Yesterday again......... i blew up another tire front passenger side...

I fucking was cruising on a road and smacked into a pothole cause of construction asswipes.... so i get on LIE and drive and fucking AAAA car starts shifting to the right...

I pull over and i was like fuck me , so I changed the fucking thing myself....

Who changes there own flats?

I changed my 4 summer tires by myself. When you have the right tools and know how to do it it's pretty easy.
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:50 AM   #6
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I took part of the top half of a motor apart in a parking lot to make sure a timing belt was junk. Dont' know if I oculd change a tire though.
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:52 AM   #7
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me too... i can change all my tires..
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:55 AM   #8
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changing a tire would be a nightmare for me but perhaps still doable

btw i am not gay
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:17 AM   #9
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I do all my own auto work.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:19 AM   #10
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I can change my own damn tires.
I'm even smart enough to check the spare periodically and make sure it has air in it.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:21 AM   #11
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Uhm, yeah i do.

Only women can't change tyres...
I beg to differ....I have changed about 3 and one in the dark
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:23 AM   #12
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its good exercise.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:23 AM   #13
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I beg to differ....I have changed about 3 and one in the dark
Who helped you ??
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:24 AM   #14
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Ahhh, thanks for this thread. I gotta throw the jack back into my Jeep.

Changing tires is easy work along with oil changes. I do most of my own work on my rig that's not too complex. Saves a ton of money.

I hope I never do blow a tire thou. Gonna be pretty funny seeing my Jeep going down the street the 31's on with one small donut limping home
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:27 AM   #15
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Um, if you're a guy and you can't change a flat tire

time to turn in your man card.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:35 AM   #16
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Um, if you're a guy and you can't change a flat tire

time to turn in your man card.
100% agreed!
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:17 AM   #17
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Uhm, yeah i do.

Only women can't change tyres...
I'm a woman and I can change a goddamned tire alone if I need to.

And it's tire.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:20 AM   #18
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Not only do I change tires.

But I grow the rubber in my back yard and heat press it with my incredibly strong hands into any tire size I may need.

I can also twist off lug nuts with my fingers
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:22 AM   #19
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I can change a tire! Had to do it in high school to pass drivers ed :-)
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:28 AM   #20
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Yeah, I can change my own tires, but I prefer not to
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:35 AM   #21
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And break a nail! Hell no! Yeah I can do it, but why bother if I can get some poor sucker to pull over and help!
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:36 AM   #22
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I just noticed my spare was flat the other day.

I really need to take care of that.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:41 AM   #23
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It sucks to get a flat but I always change it myself.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:45 AM   #24
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flat tire? That's nothing.

One of our drunken nights as we were driving the tire pretty much fell off the jeep, so we had to lift the jeep up by hand cuz the driver's jack reallllllllly sucked and get it back on by hand
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:47 AM   #25
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Been changing them all my life, but the last time I blew a tire everything was fucked. I loosen up the lugs, get it jacked up, all the lugs are out, the damn tire wouldn't come out. Tried my hardest. Ended up calling the benz service people, guy comes out and he couldn't get it off either. He ended up rocking it so hard the jack tilted and the car fell off. Ended up having it get towed.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:51 AM   #26
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I can never find the jack.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:52 AM   #27
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I've never changed a tire in my life, I'm sure if I had to I could though. I was never interested in the workings of a car... I have no idea what to do to change oil.. Now that i think about it I should learn these things.

I can take a part a motorcycle and put it back together though.. just not a car.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:52 AM   #28
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Uhm, yeah i do.

Only women can't change tyres...
Wrong again, I can change one if I have to, I just prefer not to have to
and it's tires not tyres
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After my last iPhone update, it will now change the tire for me.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:54 AM   #30
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Only women can't change tyres...
I've changed two of my own flat tires before. And I've only had two flat tires.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:06 AM   #32
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One of the first things my Dad showed me how to do when I turned 16 Of course, he also got me an AAA card and I've had one since so I've probably changed one twice and I know I haven't done it in 20+ years.

I've only had a rear flat on my driveway but because it's on such an incline, they backed the tow truck up and lifted the back instead of risking jacking it up and having it roll forward down.

Also probably every car I've had for the last 10 years has had a full sized spare so I've been known to drive on the spare for probably too long ;)
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:16 AM   #33
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LOL

I grew up a in a little city out on the country - if you couldn't manage a simple task like that at the age of 12 you were in for a rough time
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