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Ace-Ace · 09-02-2002, 04:26 PM

Just found this sucker in my backyard in the garden...and I'm in Dayton, OH, USA! In case you can't tell from the photo, from the top leg to the bottom leg of the spider is about 4".

dirtyone · 09-02-2002, 04:28 PM

Jeezus I?ve seen farm animals that weren?t that big

Steve · 09-02-2002, 04:29 PM

sweet

go down to the pet store and buy some baby mice to feed to it

PeekHoles · 09-02-2002, 04:31 PM

Gezz thats a big ass spider. I hope its

dead now.

Ace-Ace · 09-02-2002, 04:31 PM

If anybody is bored and decent with Photoshop, I'd appreciate it if you could do a little imaging to this - the POS pool and backdrop kinda of take away from the effect a bit! I'm clueless as far as graphics go, so whatever you think! Nothing huge, I'm talking a 5 minute thing.

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:32 PM

cmon where is the

finger in that photo?

Ace-Ace · 09-02-2002, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Plat
cmon where is the finger in that photo?

I didn't want to die from a venomous strike!!

AaronM · 09-02-2002, 04:33 PM

http://www.epestsupply.com/spiders.htm

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:34 PM

shite now im not gonna be able to sleep tonight

gothweb · 09-02-2002, 04:36 PM

This is why god invented highly-toxic chemicals.

Jizar II · 09-02-2002, 04:38 PM

wow awesome picture! :-) Do you know what kind of spider it is?

Steve · 09-02-2002, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
http://www.epestsupply.com/spiders.htm

Goddamn those Brown Recluse spiders!

And the fucking vinegroons are some freaky fucked up things.

Ace-Ace · 09-02-2002, 04:39 PM

Upon request:

Ace-Ace · 09-02-2002, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Jizar II
wow awesome picture! :-) Do you know what kind of spider it is?

No idea!

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:40 PM

those bastard spiders are all in my house. my brother go bit by one a few years ago and had to go to the hospital for it. bah i shall not sleep tonight unless i hang a hammock in my room

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Ace-Ace
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hahahhahahah nice :c)

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:41 PM

can of hairspray and a lighter should do the trick on that badboy

Ace-Ace · 09-02-2002, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Plat
bah i shall not sleep tonight unless i hang a hammock in my room

Word has it spiders climb well...

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:42 PM

they wont find my 1inch screw on the wall though holding me up. no way!

Fletch XXX · 09-02-2002, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Ace-Ace
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hahaha

Steve · 09-02-2002, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Plat
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These fuckers are bad. They bite you and the fucking wound rots a hole in your body. Nasty shit.

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:48 PM

ya and they always manage to find their way in my house

nvr been bit by one before, knock on wood, but they just make the hairs on my body stand straight up and get ready for battle

Steve · 09-02-2002, 04:51 PM

pesticide

lots and lots of pesticide

keeps the creeepy crawly critter outdoors where they belong.

Plat · 09-02-2002, 04:55 PM

im tempted into buying on of those anti-bug contraptions u plug into your wall outlet and they sound off some high pitch noise we cant hear but keeps the insects at bay. anyone ever used one of those?

abshard · 09-02-2002, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Plat
im tempted into buying on of those anti-bug contraptions u plug into your wall outlet and they sound off some high pitch noise we cant hear but keeps the insects at bay. anyone ever used one of those?

I bought one..i think i have more bugs in my house now then i did before. They are bug magnets.

Evil Chris · 09-02-2002, 05:00 PM

squish it and take a pic of the goop

Orgasmics · 09-02-2002, 05:06 PM

We get lots of those around here. It's a black and yellow argiope, I've also heard it called a "Writer Spider" because of the way it spins it's web. They aren't really dangerous, but I still wouldn't mess with it... could leave a nice welp.

The real Dirty D · 09-02-2002, 05:12 PM

I hate fucking spiders and bees.... If they were the size of dogs they would rule the world and I would never leave the house !!!

btw plat icq my ass, I can't find you in my list ??
I must of renamed ya....

kosmic · 09-02-2002, 05:25 PM

I wonder who would win, the pede or the spider.

I wouldn't fuck with either one of them.

Jon · 09-02-2002, 05:30 PM

i'll take the crime, poverty, noise and polution of my native NYC over knowing that there are NO spiders like that around. But we do have rats the size of cats in some areas..

Plat · 09-02-2002, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The real Dirty D
I hate fucking spiders and bees.... If they were the size of dogs they would rule the world and I would never leave the house !!!

btw plat icq my ass, I can't find you in my list ??
I must of renamed ya....

why u renamin me? lol

PornoDoggy · 09-02-2002, 05:48 PM

I found out the other day that a paint sprayer is pretty damn effective on bees too. I stood on the roof of my back porch and scraped paint all morning, and no bees. I started in with the sprayer and all the mofos came out to do battle. Only two got me ... the rest are either dead or flying around wearing a nice coat of "Redwood" colored paint.

playa · 09-02-2002, 05:53 PM

nice ass

Plat · 09-02-2002, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by playa
nice ass

i hope ur talking about his middle finger

eru · 09-02-2002, 06:22 PM

You shouldnt' kill spiders. Just like Praying Mantis', spiders kill a lot of pesky insects. Let that spider be -- even though he/she/it is a big motherfucker.

AllisonWonderland · 09-02-2002, 06:34 PM

I'm in Dayton, too, and tonight there was the mother of all daddy-long-legs on my outdoor trashcan. I didn't stay around to measure, but it was at least 6-inches end-to-end. I was about 3 inches from it when I saw it. I'm a girl, so I screamed and ran. Like a girl.

steffie · 09-02-2002, 06:41 PM

JFC
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't you EVER do this again.; I am clicking on that link and my sandwich just dropped..

omg,, I hate those things

Socks · 09-02-2002, 06:47 PM

Yeah agreed spiders shouldn't be killed, especially if they're outside! We don't like it when they come INSIDE and kill people, so don't go into their home looking for a fight either.. They eat west nile mosquitos damnit!

Plat · 09-02-2002, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AllisonWonderland
I'm in Dayton, too, and tonight there was the mother of all daddy-long-legs on my outdoor trashcan. I didn't stay around to measure, but it was at least 6-inches end-to-end. I was about 3 inches from it when I saw it. I'm a girl, so I screamed and ran. Like a girl.

daddy long legs dont have big enough mouths to bite humans. true fact

AllisonWonderland · 09-02-2002, 06:53 PM

I wasn't afraid it would BITE me, I was afraid it would TOUCH me!

Gemini · 09-02-2002, 07:07 PM

The hubby is highly allergic to spider bite - venomous or even non-venomous cause huge nasty sores to form. He would have had the 12 gauge out after a spider that size. lmao

Keep those things down there with y'all... don't let them travel the short distance up here to our house!! I hate cleaning up after his tirades with blunt objects when he's after a spider.

Odd thing... when we first moved here, a 3' snake dropped out of the basement ceiling on him and he calmly got ahold of it, snapped its neck and tried to hand it to ME! But a spider, while he's not afraid of 'em, he kills on sight.

Neat pic Ace Ace!

CDSmith · 09-02-2002, 07:17 PM

Thank Christ that we don't have spiders that big up here in the great white north... I would quite literally shit my skivvies if one of those crawled up the wall in my house. Outside I would probably blast the hose at hit and drown the sucker.

That thing could kill my dog.

Clovis · 09-02-2002, 07:28 PM

I think thats a common Orb Weaver, a very beneficial spider. But from the looks of the web she might be jonesing for some rock so I would lock up all my valuables if I was you.

Ace-Ace · 09-02-2002, 07:31 PM

Haven't killed it off - it's still out back in the garden. I haven't seen anything close to that size around here, ever. Even though I freak out when a moth runs into my head, I'll leave this guy outside (alive) - doesn't seem to be doing too much harm there!

PhilipX · 09-02-2002, 07:34 PM

These are dirty spiders. Bah!!!!!!

galleryseek · 09-02-2002, 08:17 PM

i see those spides around here often (i'm a few hours from dayton ohio)..

heres a spider i had a few years back for 2 years...
http://fourwinds.net/pet/pspider2.html

it was fun feeding it different shit... one time i woke up and checked the tank and i saw another spider, which looked exactly like it, im like WTF!!!! i reached in to grab it and it was the spider's old skin. i scared a shit loada people w/ it! :P

dig420 · 09-02-2002, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clovis
I think thats a common Orb Weaver, a very beneficial spider. But from the looks of the web she might be jonesing for some rock so I would lock up all my valuables if I was you.

yep that looks like an Orb Weaver, it would be a sin to kill it. They kill lots of insects, spin gorgeous webs, and are all around good to have in the neighborhood.

Whoever was talking about Daddy Longlegs is right too, they don't bite humans. They DO eat the hell out of other spiders though.

crack · 09-02-2002, 09:37 PM

Shit, I've got one too:

09-02-2002, 11:03 PM

It looks like spider cum across the net ...

High Quality · 09-02-2002, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
It looks like spider cum across the net ...

Only this would come from an adult webmaster.....

09-02-2002, 04:26 PM	#1
Ace-Ace Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dayton, OH, USA Posts: 1,863	Look at this SOB Just found this sucker in my backyard in the garden...and I'm in Dayton, OH, USA! In case you can't tell from the photo, from the top leg to the bottom leg of the spider is about 4". __________________ JamPlay.com - Online, video-based guitar lessons

09-02-2002, 04:31 PM	#5
Ace-Ace Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dayton, OH, USA Posts: 1,863	If anybody is bored and decent with Photoshop, I'd appreciate it if you could do a little imaging to this - the POS pool and backdrop kinda of take away from the effect a bit! I'm clueless as far as graphics go, so whatever you think! Nothing huge, I'm talking a 5 minute thing. __________________ JamPlay.com - Online, video-based guitar lessons

09-02-2002, 04:32 PM	#6
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	cmon where is the finger in that photo? __________________ Im fuckin retired

09-02-2002, 04:34 PM	#9
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	shite now im not gonna be able to sleep tonight __________________ Im fuckin retired

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dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Jeezus I?ve seen farm animals that weren?t that big

09-02-2002, 04:29 PM	#3
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	sweet go down to the pet store and buy some baby mice to feed to it

09-02-2002, 04:31 PM	#4
PeekHoles Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,151	Gezz thats a big ass spider. I hope its dead now.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	http://www.epestsupply.com/spiders.htm

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Jizar II Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: LLL© Posts: 1,425	wow awesome picture! :-) Do you know what kind of spider it is?

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Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	those bastard spiders are all in my house. my brother go bit by one a few years ago and had to go to the hospital for it. bah i shall not sleep tonight unless i hang a hammock in my room __________________ Im fuckin retired

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Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	can of hairspray and a lighter should do the trick on that badboy __________________ Im fuckin retired

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Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	they wont find my 1inch screw on the wall though holding me up. no way! __________________ Im fuckin retired

09-02-2002, 04:48 PM	#22
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	ya and they always manage to find their way in my house nvr been bit by one before, knock on wood, but they just make the hairs on my body stand straight up and get ready for battle __________________ Im fuckin retired

09-02-2002, 04:51 PM	#23
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	pesticide lots and lots of pesticide keeps the creeepy crawly critter outdoors where they belong.

09-02-2002, 04:55 PM	#24
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	im tempted into buying on of those anti-bug contraptions u plug into your wall outlet and they sound off some high pitch noise we cant hear but keeps the insects at bay. anyone ever used one of those? __________________ Im fuckin retired

09-02-2002, 05:00 PM	#26
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	squish it and take a pic of the goop __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

09-02-2002, 05:06 PM	#27
Orgasmics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,205	We get lots of those around here. It's a black and yellow argiope, I've also heard it called a "Writer Spider" because of the way it spins it's web. They aren't really dangerous, but I still wouldn't mess with it... could leave a nice welp.

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	i'll take the crime, poverty, noise and polution of my native NYC over knowing that there are NO spiders like that around. But we do have rats the size of cats in some areas.. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	I found out the other day that a paint sprayer is pretty damn effective on bees too. I stood on the roof of my back porch and scraped paint all morning, and no bees. I started in with the sprayer and all the mofos came out to do battle. Only two got me ... the rest are either dead or flying around wearing a nice coat of "Redwood" colored paint.

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	nice ass

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AllisonWonderland Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: oHIo Posts: 248	I'm in Dayton, too, and tonight there was the mother of all daddy-long-legs on my outdoor trashcan. I didn't stay around to measure, but it was at least 6-inches end-to-end. I was about 3 inches from it when I saw it. I'm a girl, so I screamed and ran. Like a girl.

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Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Yeah agreed spiders shouldn't be killed, especially if they're outside! We don't like it when they come INSIDE and kill people, so don't go into their home looking for a fight either.. They eat west nile mosquitos damnit!

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AllisonWonderland Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: oHIo Posts: 248	I wasn't afraid it would BITE me, I was afraid it would TOUCH me!

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Ace-Ace Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dayton, OH, USA Posts: 1,863	Haven't killed it off - it's still out back in the garden. I haven't seen anything close to that size around here, ever. Even though I freak out when a moth runs into my head, I'll leave this guy outside (alive) - doesn't seem to be doing too much harm there! __________________ JamPlay.com - Online, video-based guitar lessons

09-02-2002, 07:34 PM	#45
PhilipX Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 200	These are dirty spiders. Bah!!!!!!

09-02-2002, 08:17 PM	#46
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	i see those spides around here often (i'm a few hours from dayton ohio).. heres a spider i had a few years back for 2 years... http://fourwinds.net/pet/pspider2.html it was fun feeding it different shit... one time i woke up and checked the tank and i saw another spider, which looked exactly like it, im like WTF!!!! i reached in to grab it and it was the spider's old skin. i scared a shit loada people w/ it! :P