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Ace-Ace 09-02-2002 04:26 PM

Look at this SOB
 
Just found this sucker in my backyard in the garden...and I'm in Dayton, OH, USA! In case you can't tell from the photo, from the top leg to the bottom leg of the spider is about 4".

http://www.collegeracks.com/images/spider.jpg

dirtyone 09-02-2002 04:28 PM

Jeezus I?ve seen farm animals that weren?t that big

Steve 09-02-2002 04:29 PM

sweet

go down to the pet store and buy some baby mice to feed to it

PeekHoles 09-02-2002 04:31 PM

Gezz thats a big ass spider. I hope its :ak47:dead now.

Ace-Ace 09-02-2002 04:31 PM

If anybody is bored and decent with Photoshop, I'd appreciate it if you could do a little imaging to this - the POS pool and backdrop kinda of take away from the effect a bit! I'm clueless as far as graphics go, so whatever you think! Nothing huge, I'm talking a 5 minute thing.

Plat 09-02-2002 04:32 PM

cmon where is the :321GFY finger in that photo?

Ace-Ace 09-02-2002 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
cmon where is the :321GFY finger in that photo?
I didn't want to die from a venomous strike!!

AaronM 09-02-2002 04:33 PM

http://www.epestsupply.com/spiders.htm

Plat 09-02-2002 04:34 PM

shite now im not gonna be able to sleep tonight

gothweb 09-02-2002 04:36 PM

This is why god invented highly-toxic chemicals.

Jizar II 09-02-2002 04:38 PM

wow awesome picture! :-) Do you know what kind of spider it is?

Steve 09-02-2002 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
http://www.epestsupply.com/spiders.htm
Goddamn those Brown Recluse spiders!

And the fucking vinegroons are some freaky fucked up things.

Ace-Ace 09-02-2002 04:39 PM

Upon request:

http://www.collegeracks.com/images/gfyspider.jpg

Ace-Ace 09-02-2002 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
wow awesome picture! :-) Do you know what kind of spider it is?
No idea!

Plat 09-02-2002 04:40 PM

http://www.epestsupply.com/images/bugs/spiderbr.jpg


those bastard spiders are all in my house. my brother go bit by one a few years ago and had to go to the hospital for it. bah i shall not sleep tonight unless i hang a hammock in my room

Plat 09-02-2002 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace-Ace
Upon request:

http://www.collegeracks.com/images/gfyspider.jpg


hahahhahahah nice :c) :321GFY

Plat 09-02-2002 04:41 PM

can of hairspray and a lighter should do the trick on that badboy

Ace-Ace 09-02-2002 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
bah i shall not sleep tonight unless i hang a hammock in my room
Word has it spiders climb well...

Plat 09-02-2002 04:42 PM

they wont find my 1inch screw on the wall though holding me up. no way!

Fletch XXX 09-02-2002 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace-Ace
Upon request:

http://www.collegeracks.com/images/gfyspider.jpg

hahaha

:thumbsup

Steve 09-02-2002 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
[B]http://www.epestsupply.com/images/bugs/spiderbr.jpg
These fuckers are bad. They bite you and the fucking wound rots a hole in your body. Nasty shit.

Plat 09-02-2002 04:48 PM

ya and they always manage to find their way in my house

nvr been bit by one before, knock on wood, but they just make the hairs on my body stand straight up and get ready for battle

Steve 09-02-2002 04:51 PM

pesticide

lots and lots of pesticide

keeps the creeepy crawly critter outdoors where they belong.

Plat 09-02-2002 04:55 PM

im tempted into buying on of those anti-bug contraptions u plug into your wall outlet and they sound off some high pitch noise we cant hear but keeps the insects at bay. anyone ever used one of those?

abshard 09-02-2002 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
im tempted into buying on of those anti-bug contraptions u plug into your wall outlet and they sound off some high pitch noise we cant hear but keeps the insects at bay. anyone ever used one of those?
I bought one..i think i have more bugs in my house now then i did before. They are bug magnets.

Evil Chris 09-02-2002 05:00 PM

squish it and take a pic of the goop :glugglug

Orgasmics 09-02-2002 05:06 PM

We get lots of those around here. It's a black and yellow argiope, I've also heard it called a "Writer Spider" because of the way it spins it's web. They aren't really dangerous, but I still wouldn't mess with it... could leave a nice welp. :winkwink:

The real Dirty D 09-02-2002 05:12 PM

I hate fucking spiders and bees.... If they were the size of dogs they would rule the world and I would never leave the house !!!

:mad:

btw plat icq my ass, I can't find you in my list ??
I must of renamed ya....

kosmic 09-02-2002 05:25 PM

I wonder who would win, the pede or the spider.

I wouldn't fuck with either one of them.

Jon 09-02-2002 05:30 PM

i'll take the crime, poverty, noise and polution of my native NYC over knowing that there are NO spiders like that around. But we do have rats the size of cats in some areas..

Plat 09-02-2002 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The real Dirty D
I hate fucking spiders and bees.... If they were the size of dogs they would rule the world and I would never leave the house !!!

:mad:

btw plat icq my ass, I can't find you in my list ??
I must of renamed ya....

why u renamin me? lol

PornoDoggy 09-02-2002 05:48 PM

I found out the other day that a paint sprayer is pretty damn effective on bees too. I stood on the roof of my back porch and scraped paint all morning, and no bees. I started in with the sprayer and all the mofos came out to do battle. Only two got me ... the rest are either dead or flying around wearing a nice coat of "Redwood" colored paint.

playa 09-02-2002 05:53 PM

nice ass

Plat 09-02-2002 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
nice ass
i hope ur talking about his middle finger

eru 09-02-2002 06:22 PM

You shouldnt' kill spiders. Just like Praying Mantis', spiders kill a lot of pesky insects. Let that spider be -- even though he/she/it is a big motherfucker.

AllisonWonderland 09-02-2002 06:34 PM

I'm in Dayton, too, and tonight there was the mother of all daddy-long-legs on my outdoor trashcan. I didn't stay around to measure, but it was at least 6-inches end-to-end. I was about 3 inches from it when I saw it. I'm a girl, so I screamed and ran. Like a girl.

steffie 09-02-2002 06:41 PM

JFC
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't you EVER do this again.; I am clicking on that link and my sandwich just dropped..

omg,, I hate those things

:ak47:

Socks 09-02-2002 06:47 PM

Yeah agreed spiders shouldn't be killed, especially if they're outside! We don't like it when they come INSIDE and kill people, so don't go into their home looking for a fight either.. They eat west nile mosquitos damnit!

Plat 09-02-2002 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AllisonWonderland
I'm in Dayton, too, and tonight there was the mother of all daddy-long-legs on my outdoor trashcan. I didn't stay around to measure, but it was at least 6-inches end-to-end. I was about 3 inches from it when I saw it. I'm a girl, so I screamed and ran. Like a girl.
daddy long legs dont have big enough mouths to bite humans. true fact

AllisonWonderland 09-02-2002 06:53 PM

I wasn't afraid it would BITE me, I was afraid it would TOUCH me! :)

Gemini 09-02-2002 07:07 PM

The hubby is highly allergic to spider bite - venomous or even non-venomous cause huge nasty sores to form. He would have had the 12 gauge out after a spider that size. lmao

Keep those things down there with y'all... don't let them travel the short distance up here to our house!! I hate cleaning up after his tirades with blunt objects when he's after a spider. :winkwink:

Odd thing... when we first moved here, a 3' snake dropped out of the basement ceiling on him and he calmly got ahold of it, snapped its neck and tried to hand it to ME! But a spider, while he's not afraid of 'em, he kills on sight.

Neat pic Ace Ace!

CDSmith 09-02-2002 07:17 PM

Thank Christ that we don't have spiders that big up here in the great white north... I would quite literally shit my skivvies if one of those crawled up the wall in my house. Outside I would probably blast the hose at hit and drown the sucker.

That thing could kill my dog.

Clovis 09-02-2002 07:28 PM

I think thats a common Orb Weaver, a very beneficial spider. But from the looks of the web she might be jonesing for some rock so I would lock up all my valuables if I was you.

Ace-Ace 09-02-2002 07:31 PM

Haven't killed it off - it's still out back in the garden. I haven't seen anything close to that size around here, ever. Even though I freak out when a moth runs into my head, I'll leave this guy outside (alive) - doesn't seem to be doing too much harm there!

PhilipX 09-02-2002 07:34 PM

These are dirty spiders. Bah!!!!!!

galleryseek 09-02-2002 08:17 PM

i see those spides around here often (i'm a few hours from dayton ohio)..

heres a spider i had a few years back for 2 years...
http://fourwinds.net/pet/pspider2.html

it was fun feeding it different shit... one time i woke up and checked the tank and i saw another spider, which looked exactly like it, im like WTF!!!! i reached in to grab it and it was the spider's old skin. i scared a shit loada people w/ it! :P

dig420 09-02-2002 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clovis
I think thats a common Orb Weaver, a very beneficial spider. But from the looks of the web she might be jonesing for some rock so I would lock up all my valuables if I was you.
yep that looks like an Orb Weaver, it would be a sin to kill it. They kill lots of insects, spin gorgeous webs, and are all around good to have in the neighborhood.

Whoever was talking about Daddy Longlegs is right too, they don't bite humans. They DO eat the hell out of other spiders though.

crack 09-02-2002 09:37 PM

Shit, I've got one too:
http://www.rawtalent.us/fishing/pics/med/IMG_2176.jpg

X37375787 09-02-2002 11:03 PM

It looks like spider cum across the net ...

High Quality 09-02-2002 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
It looks like spider cum across the net ...
Only this would come from an adult webmaster.....


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