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Old 09-02-2002, 05:47 AM   #1
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Guys you know you're on a bad date when

She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."
All she talks about is how great it is working for Heidi Fleiss.
You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.
She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.
She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
"Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"
She transitions the conversation by saying "I've said enough about me.

What do you think about me?"
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:50 AM   #2
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Are banks going to be open today? Is it some kind of holiday today?
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:51 AM   #3
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You forgot.....When she goes to the restroom and never comes back
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:52 AM   #4
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You forgot.....When she goes to the restroom and never comes back

You speak like a man with a lot of experience
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:54 AM   #5
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Maybe I watch to much tv, I can't even get them to the table
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Old 09-02-2002, 05:54 AM   #6
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You speak like a man with a lot of experience
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Old 09-02-2002, 10:48 AM   #7
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I think now you will know when you are on a bad date (debt).
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Old 09-02-2002, 11:47 AM   #8
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Maybe I watch to much tv, I can't even get them to the table

two words: roofies, dude
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Old 09-02-2002, 11:50 AM   #9
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She says "Boneprone fucked me..."
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Old 09-02-2002, 08:43 PM   #10
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She will lunge at you with a steak knife.
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Old 09-02-2002, 09:49 PM   #12
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When someone asks her if she has a brother Joe, and she replies, "No, I used to be Joe.", then it's time to go home. Quickly.
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Old 09-02-2002, 10:27 PM   #13
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when you pull her panties down and her snatch smells like dead fish
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Old 09-02-2002, 10:37 PM   #14
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when she pisses in the urinal next to you.
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