Guys you know you're on a bad date when
 

She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."
All she talks about is how great it is working for Heidi Fleiss.
You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.
She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.
She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
"Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"
She transitions the conversation by saying "I've said enough about me.

What do you think about me?"

Are banks going to be open today? Is it some kind of holiday today?

You forgot.....When she goes to the restroom and never comes back:(

You speak like a man with a lot of experience :Graucho

Maybe I watch to much tv, I can't even get them to the table:(

:1orglaugh

I think now you will know when you are on a bad date (debt).

two words: roofies, dude

She says "Boneprone fucked me..." :winkwink:

She will lunge at you with a steak knife.

fuck dating shit whos got time for that fuckin headgame bullshit

When someone asks her if she has a brother Joe, and she replies, "No, I used to be Joe.", then it's time to go home. Quickly.

when you pull her panties down and her snatch smells like dead fish

when she pisses in the urinal next to you.:(