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PhilipX · 09-02-2002, 05:47 AM

She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."
All she talks about is how great it is working for Heidi Fleiss.
You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.
She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.
She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
"Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"
She transitions the conversation by saying "I've said enough about me.

What do you think about me?"

[Labret] · 09-02-2002, 05:50 AM

Are banks going to be open today? Is it some kind of holiday today?

reddawg · 09-02-2002, 05:51 AM

You forgot.....When she goes to the restroom and never comes back

09-02-2002, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reddawg
You forgot.....When she goes to the restroom and never comes back

You speak like a man with a lot of experience

reddawg · 09-02-2002, 05:54 AM

Maybe I watch to much tv, I can't even get them to the table

BabeHunter · 09-02-2002, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

You speak like a man with a lot of experience

PhilipX · 09-02-2002, 10:48 AM

I think now you will know when you are on a bad date (debt).

SykkBoy · 09-02-2002, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reddawg
Maybe I watch to much tv, I can't even get them to the table

two words: roofies, dude

volante · 09-02-2002, 11:50 AM

She says "Boneprone fucked me..."

PhilipX · 09-02-2002, 08:43 PM

She will lunge at you with a steak knife.

EscortBiz · 09-02-2002, 09:14 PM

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PornoDoggy · 09-02-2002, 09:49 PM

When someone asks her if she has a brother Joe, and she replies, "No, I used to be Joe.", then it's time to go home. Quickly.

redshift · 09-02-2002, 10:27 PM

when you pull her panties down and her snatch smells like dead fish

thechink · 09-02-2002, 10:37 PM

when she pisses in the urinal next to you.

09-02-2002, 05:47 AM	#1
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09-02-2002, 05:51 AM	#3
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09-02-2002, 10:48 AM	#7
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