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Old 07-05-2007, 11:57 AM   #1
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Things you can't say when drunk... LOL..
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning!
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:01 PM   #2
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You forgot about, "No problem, I love wearing condoms. And they're so easy to put on too."
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:18 PM   #3
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why the hell would I want to say that stuff?
all I say is "gimee another beer"
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:21 PM   #4
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning!
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:37 PM   #5
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What about "No I dont want to fuck you because your to fat"
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:44 PM   #6
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nice one
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:54 PM   #7
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gotcha!
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Old 07-05-2007, 01:07 PM   #8
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Taco F'n Bell
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Old 07-05-2007, 01:15 PM   #9
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hahahhaah nice list & nice ammendations!!

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Old 07-05-2007, 01:22 PM   #10
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how about....

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Old 07-05-2007, 01:46 PM   #11
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Nice Innovative! Oh! it means that I am not drunk!
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:48 PM   #12
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hehe... nice list. We are MORONS when we drink! That is why it is fun!
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:52 PM   #13
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Those things are hard to say sober!
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:53 PM   #14
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awesome post lol

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