Things you can't say when drunk... LOL..
 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning!

You forgot about, "No problem, I love wearing condoms. And they're so easy to put on too."

why the hell would I want to say that stuff?
all I say is "gimee another beer"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What about "No I dont want to fuck you because your to fat"

nice one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup gotcha! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Taco F'n Bell

hahahhaah nice list & nice ammendations!!

:)

how about....

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Nice Innovative! Oh! it means that I am not drunk! :)

hehe... nice list. We are MORONS when we drink! That is why it is fun!

Those things are hard to say sober!

awesome post lol :1orglaugh

bookmarked :thumbsup