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![]() Professional designer (me) is available for hire.
Mainly I do avs and paysites, my work is expensive so if you are a cheap bastard you can go fuck yourself and stop reading now ![]() I'm available for $700 /hour . Here is my portfolio http://younghoes.net/avs/***/arie/fnp/ due to high quality of design I don't list my works but only one example. People steal my design ![]() site like this will cost you $750 if you think it's expensive - obviously you don't understand high quality work so - fuck you ![]() if you are interested you can contact me at icq #154206 hurry up and be the first to book my time! Can you white trash mutha fuckas afford me? |
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![]() Damn those girls look like fuckin tweakers.
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What will you do for 300 USD per hour?
Are you hot? Call me at : 1-800-Iloveexpensivewhores |
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pro's dont need to spam
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Ive seen better designs... so i dont see why you have that attitud lol
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?my work is expensive so if you are a cheap bastard you can go fuck yourself and stop reading now?
?if you think it's expensive - obviously you don't understand high quality work so - fuck you? Have you been reading How To Win Friends and Influence People Again? I have a suggestion... Take you expensive, high quality work... roll it up and shove it up your conceited ass and see how far you go with it d00d ![]() |
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What's so professional with that example....I fail to see it.
For a page like this I wouldn't even pay 50 bucks....I hear they are looking for professional designers in Russia....maybe you should try there! DynaMite ![]()
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real professionals never call themself professionals....
those who shout loud - could be ....... |
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If you aren't cheap and need high quality professional design contact me at icq #154206276 or go fuck yourself cheap bastard ![]() |
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i haven't seen any high quality design in this thread
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you also overlook the terms of advertising your services here.
gfy allows people who are established webmasters here to promote their products. after a few hundred posts spam your services, until then sit down ![]() no offense, but your thread will just get locked by lensman or boneprone so for in the future keep what i said in mind dude ![]()
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hey... I'm a designer.... I work cheap and good. I designed http://www.mandingoclub.com (minus pop-ups and banners ect.)
Just the graphix and shit... for $550 US. took me 2-3 days... I fit it in when I can. But I've been told it's good work... I've also done an ass load of other stuff to... so... 300 an hour is wack... Maybe if it was Tim Burton designing my site... (argh...sorry, it isn't spam... just being an ass I guess... lol! sorry) |
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![]() It seems in today's tough job market, you wiil find that although skills are important, attitude and ability to work with people is even more important. Your attitude sucks and would tend to turn people off despite any technical/design skills you might have.
The sample page is ok but hardly worth a $300/hr rate. You sound like someone in your 20's, who has maybe 1-2 years of experience,and perhaps is a refugee from a failed dot com. Good luck....you're gonna need it. ronbotx ![]() |
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money you miss out man by creating your TOP desings for others DynaMite
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just another fake character..
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everyone that you are a "Professional Designer" (yet to be proven) by posting a link to a site that may or may not be your design and is mediocre at best. Get your head out of you ass and you will see that there are good people here, some that might even use your design skills for a project or two. Otherwise you won't amount to jack shit here or anywhere else. I am by no means a cheap bastard but I am highly selective of the people I work with. You sir are neither a professional nor a designer. Go fuck myself? No you go fuck yourself! |
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Hi,
only 1 example for us??? we always love to show our portfolio to potential customers, I gotta say our design team kicks butt ![]() http://www.webinc.com peace
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![]() Real web developers are cocky when you find them and they don't generally don't have to advertise.
Your portfolio wasn't very exciting, maybe you could teach HTML to handicapped children? |
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shit, I got here too late to make fun of this guy.
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How is that even a portfolio? It just looks like a cheaply done pay site.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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See this looks professional! Not just one dinky avs site. An actual catalog of work to look at! Nice stuff sextoy!! |
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Professional Designer, your work is only in the fair to average category. This post actually did you more harm then good...
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![]() Dude....
You know what this reeks of (besides hoax) ? Someone who hasn't followed the cardinal rules of message forum posting or newsgroup posting or any kind of community forum etiquette for that matter. LURK AND LEARN YOU SILLY BASTARD. If you're trying to make an impression, you've come to the wrong place to do it by bragging about HOW MUCH YOU WORK FOR and JUST WHO YOU WILL LOWER YOURSELF TO WORK FOR. In the few years that I've been doing web design for I've learned one thing - FLEXIBILITY. Working with anyone is give and take. The professional benefit of working with the RIGHT people rather then the people with the RIGHT money is something too many people overlook. You say I'm available for $300 /hour . Here is my portfolio http://younghoes.net/avs/***/arie/fnp/ due to high quality of design I don't list my works but only one example. People steal my design Besides reaking of arrogance, you won't even share the rest of your work. It's my impression that ORIGINALITY is scarce in this industry - the notion that somebody could steal your REVOLUTIONARY ideas is really quite lame. I'm a dick about a lot of things. Picking up my socks. Choosing a movie. Drinking too much and making an ass of myself. One lucky proverb I choose to live my life by is "NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT" I refrain from insulting people on this board, many of whom are "movers and shakers" (rolling the eyes, wink!) within the industry I choose to "eat" from. Professional_Designer, if that's who you really are...you just chose to SHIT ALL OVER EVERYBODY IN HERE. So next time, before you let your keyboard to the talking, choose your words wisely. Your introduction to this board has sullied any chances of making a name for yourself in the immediate future, and has illicited a pretty negative response from everyone here. I feel bad for you. Good luck to you, and I will enjoy watching the chaos that continues to ensue from your very unintentionally hilarious post.
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only 300 bucks ? you are so cheap maaaan
for this quality you should charge at least 800 usd for 30 mins |
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ChrisH,
thanks for the comments. Actually I can't design even a stick figure, but our team of 9 really does a super job. Our customers come first ![]() Thanks Todd
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haha what design? all i see is a newbie logo on that site? lol
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There you go again. I didn't say I was your master...but for the $300 an hour you charge I'm pretty sure I'd have no problem forking it over as long as you wear the ballgag.
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