*Professional* Designer is available for $600/hour!
 

Professional designer (me) is available for hire.
Mainly I do avs and paysites, my work is expensive so if you are a cheap bastard you can go fuck yourself and stop reading now:ak47:

I'm available for $700 /hour .
Here is my portfolio http://younghoes.net/avs/***/arie/fnp/
due to high quality of design I don't list my works but only one example. People steal my design :(

site like this will cost you $750
if you think it's expensive - obviously you don't understand high quality work so - fuck you:mad:

if you are interested you can contact me at icq #154206
hurry up and be the first to book my time!

Can you white trash mutha fuckas afford me?

Nice attitude

Your sure to get lots of work that way

Damn those girls look like fuckin tweakers.

What will you do for 300 USD per hour?

Are you hot?

Call me at : 1-800-Iloveexpensivewhores

pro's dont need to spam

chicken fucker

you should judge me by my portfolio not by my attitude

Ive seen better designs... so i dont see why you have that attitud lol

I will choose better girls but it will be more expensive

I do professional design, please contact me at icq #154206276 I am still available

?my work is expensive so if you are a cheap bastard you can go fuck yourself and stop reading now?

?if you think it's expensive - obviously you don't understand high quality work so - fuck you?

Have you been reading How To Win Friends and Influence People Again?

I have a suggestion... Take you expensive, high quality work... roll it up and shove it up your conceited ass and see how far you go with it d00d :321GFY

Thats a shocker :1orglaugh

What's so professional with that example....I fail to see it.
For a page like this I wouldn't even pay 50 bucks....I hear
they are looking for professional designers in Russia....maybe
you should try there!

DynaMite :321GFY

Better designs?
I don't believe you

real professionals never call themself professionals....
those who shout loud - could be .......

If you don't need high quality professional design why post then?

If you aren't cheap and need high quality professional design contact me at icq #154206276 or go fuck yourself cheap bastard :321GFY

i haven't seen any high quality design in this thread :)

you also overlook the terms of advertising your services here.

gfy allows people who are established webmasters here to promote their products.

after a few hundred posts spam your services, until then sit down :)

no offense, but your thread will just get locked by lensman or boneprone so for in the future keep what i said in mind dude :)

hey... I'm a designer.... I work cheap and good. I designed http://www.mandingoclub.com (minus pop-ups and banners ect.)
Just the graphix and shit... for $550 US. took me 2-3 days... I fit it in when I can. But I've been told it's good work... I've also done an ass load of other stuff to... so... 300 an hour is wack...

Maybe if it was Tim Burton designing my site...


(argh...sorry, it isn't spam... just being an ass I guess... lol! sorry)

you fail to see it right, well you don't have to see it, just order my work and see how it converts! like mad mad mad

It seems in today's tough job market, you wiil find that although skills are important, attitude and ability to work with people is even more important. Your attitude sucks and would tend to turn people off despite any technical/design skills you might have.

The sample page is ok but hardly worth a $300/hr rate. You sound like someone in your 20's, who has maybe 1-2 years of experience,and perhaps is a refugee from a failed dot com.

Good luck....you're gonna need it.

ronbotx:321GFY

English is not your first language is it? Why do you need so much money living in Russia?

SPAM :mad: :321GFY

Maybe you should you start your own sites then.....think of the
money you miss out man by creating your TOP desings for others

DynaMite

Yeah this stuff is shat

I love you, Boneprone! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

just another fake character..

:ak47: :321GFY

No shit....

What makes you think I don't have my own sites?
That FNP example in my portfolio makes me fuckloads

Because you make it so easy the way you waltz in and tell
everyone that you are a "Professional Designer" (yet to be
proven) by posting a link to a site that may or may not be your
design and is mediocre at best.


Get your head out of you ass and you will see that there are
good people here, some that might even use your design skills
for a project or two. Otherwise you won't amount to jack shit
here or anywhere else.


I am by no means a cheap bastard but I am highly selective of
the people I work with. You sir are neither a professional nor a
designer.

Go fuck myself? No you go fuck yourself!

Obviously you need glasses :D

Cmon admit it you are a cheap bastard :1orglaugh

Hi,

only 1 example for us???

we always love to show our portfolio to potential customers, I gotta say our design team kicks butt:))

http://www.webinc.com


peace

Real web developers are cocky when you find them and they don't generally don't have to advertise.

Your portfolio wasn't very exciting, maybe you could teach HTML to handicapped children?

shit, I got here too late to make fun of this guy.

I'm almost established already :Graucho

No fun here, only professional business, if you are interested you can contact me at icq #154206276 let's do some business!

How is that even a portfolio? It just looks like a cheaply done pay site.

Profressional_Designer = Darkstar icq# 296779

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=74844

I got your cheap bastard right here motherfucker :BangBang:

sucks.

See this looks professional! Not just one dinky avs site. An actual catalog of work to look at! Nice stuff sextoy!!

Professional Designer, your work is only in the fair to average category. This post actually did you more harm then good...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dude....

You know what this reeks of (besides hoax) ?

Someone who hasn't followed the cardinal rules of message forum posting or newsgroup posting or any kind of community forum etiquette for that matter. LURK AND LEARN YOU SILLY BASTARD.

If you're trying to make an impression, you've come to the wrong place to do it by bragging about HOW MUCH YOU WORK FOR and JUST WHO YOU WILL LOWER YOURSELF TO WORK FOR.

In the few years that I've been doing web design for I've learned one thing - FLEXIBILITY. Working with anyone is give and take. The professional benefit of working with the RIGHT people rather then the people with the RIGHT money is something too many people overlook.

You say I'm available for $300 /hour .
Here is my portfolio http://younghoes.net/avs/***/arie/fnp/
due to high quality of design I don't list my works but only one example. People steal my design

Besides reaking of arrogance, you won't even share the rest of your work. It's my impression that ORIGINALITY is scarce in this industry - the notion that somebody could steal your REVOLUTIONARY ideas is really quite lame.

I'm a dick about a lot of things. Picking up my socks. Choosing a movie. Drinking too much and making an ass of myself. One lucky proverb I choose to live my life by is "NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT"

I refrain from insulting people on this board, many of whom are "movers and shakers" (rolling the eyes, wink!) within the industry I choose to "eat" from.

Professional_Designer, if that's who you really are...you just chose to SHIT ALL OVER EVERYBODY IN HERE.

So next time, before you let your keyboard to the talking, choose your words wisely. Your introduction to this board has sullied any chances of making a name for yourself in the immediate future, and has illicited a pretty negative response from everyone here. I feel bad for you.

Good luck to you, and I will enjoy watching the chaos that continues to ensue from your very unintentionally hilarious post.

only 300 bucks ? you are so cheap maaaan

for this quality you should charge at least 800 usd for 30 mins

ChrisH,

thanks for the comments.

Actually I can't design even a stick figure, but our team of 9 really does a super job. Our customers come first:)

Thanks

Todd

haha what design? all i see is a newbie logo on that site? lol

I'll try to follow master :1orglaugh

There you go again. I didn't say I was your master...but for the $300 an hour you charge I'm pretty sure I'd have no problem forking it over as long as you wear the ballgag.

:321GFY