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Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 01:39 PM

Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?

They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

chupacabra · 06-30-2007, 01:44 PM

fuck off greg..

will76 · 06-30-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?

They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

what does this have to do with " sexyladies" you fucking moron.

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

fuck off greg..

Who is greg? You are a bloody stool sample.

I have an idea, why don't you fuck off you spaz?

Chester D. · 06-30-2007, 01:59 PM

maybe she just got her ass pumped by some other ghost and was in the smilin' mood?

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

what does this have to do with " sexyladies" you fucking moron.

First, the wife of William Wallace was a sexy lady.

Second, the princess (the next queen of England) was a sexy lady.

Together, they were considered sexy ladies. *************** can be purchased for $150,000.00 today!

Now, you, on the other hand, are nothing but a skin tag on the neck of a total fucking moron. I hope he clips you off with a pair of toenail clippers and then feeds you to his pet dog. You fuck.

tranza · 06-30-2007, 02:03 PM

You can't love a girl and fuck another one?

will76 · 06-30-2007, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

First, the wife of William Wallace was a sexy lady.

Second, the princess (the next queen of England) was a sexy lady.

Together, they were considered sexy ladies. *************** can be purchased for $150,000.00 today!

Now, you, on the other hand, are nothing but a skin tag on the neck of a total fucking moron. I hope he clips you off with a pair of toenail clippers and then feeds you to his pet dog. You fuck.

I'll give you $20 to shut up.

Red Ezra · 06-30-2007, 02:09 PM

why is this important?

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

I'll give you $20 to shut up.

I'll give you $20 back if you take your own life today.

Shit man, you're going to do it anyway eventually. Why not get something for it you stupid fuck?

Think about it.

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Ezra

why is this important?

I consider it to be far more important than your existence on this planet.

Sorry, but that is the truth.

NTM · 06-30-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

fuck off greg..

agreed..

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NTM

agreed..

Excuse me, could I bother you for a moment? I would be ever so grateful if you would stop ass sucking men. The very thought of it makes me ill. What with all the hair and the unwashed masculine buttocks, I can't imagine how you enjoy it so.

porntertainment · 06-30-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?

Obviously she is pissed if she's smiling while her husband is getting tortured and killed. She was loving every minute of it...

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by porntertainment

Obviously she is pissed if she's smiling while her husband is getting tortured and killed. She was loving every minute of it...

I wasn't sure about that. Her smile is a combination and part of it seems less cynical and more loving. If she had a larger smile, it would have been funny. It would have looked exactly like what you are saying! As it is, she could be enjoying his torture but it isn't obvious.

will76 · 06-30-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

I'll give you $20 back if you take your own life today.

Shit man, you're going to do it anyway eventually. Why not get something for it you stupid fuck?

Think about it.

wow you are so snappy with the come backs. I don't know how anyone can argue you with you, you da man.

KimJI · 06-30-2007, 04:01 PM

your old nich was coreygeer, you are a known forumspammer. Get AIDS and die shitstick

webair · 06-30-2007, 04:02 PM

she was hot!

tony286 · 06-30-2007, 04:04 PM

someone needs a hobby.lol

notabook · 06-30-2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

someone needs a hobby.lol

He has one.... trying to sell ***************

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

He has one.... trying to sell ***************

Oh shit you are funny!

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

your old nich was coreygeer, you are a known forumspammer. Get AIDS and die shitstick

You are either really drunk or really stupid. Either way, you need help my pathetic poster bitch.

P.S. - Great insult you used sanitary napkin! Everyone wishes they were you!

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

wow you are so snappy with the come backs. I don't know how anyone can argue you with you, you da man.

Thank you ass fuck, but everyone already knows that. My responses to your weak posts are always devastating and humiliating for you! I don't blame you for giving up and ending your own life to escape this harsh world.

Feel free to use your belt for something beneficial for the world. Hang yourself tonight and there will be a parade tomorrow. You will also be free of all your pain. Thanks you skanky cunt!

notabook · 06-30-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

Oh shit you are funny!

I know

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I know

That was sarcasm stupid!

Not only are you not funny in the least, you aren't even liked at all by anybody. Sorry bitch.

fris · 06-30-2007, 05:24 PM

so do you have fake trafficclub stats, like you did with sedo until someone with sedo verified its not making the money you are claiming.

D · 06-30-2007, 05:28 PM

Men deal with loss by having sex.

His dead wife groks that.

en21 · 06-30-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

First, the wife of William Wallace was a sexy lady.

Second, the princess (the next queen of England) was a sexy lady.

Together, they were considered sexy ladies. *************** can be purchased for $150,000.00 today!

Now, you, on the other hand, are nothing but a skin tag on the neck of a total fucking moron. I hope he clips you off with a pair of toenail clippers and then feeds you to his pet dog. You fuck.

notabook · 06-30-2007, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

That was sarcasm stupid!

Not only are you not funny in the least, you aren't even liked at all by anybody. Sorry bitch.

You're sooooo cute

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fris

so do you have fake trafficclub stats, like you did with sedo until someone with sedo verified its not making the money you are claiming.

Listen butt plug,

Nobody gives a shit what you say. Nobody believes what you post. See, it isn't working you huge penis blister. You are just wasting hours on end doing nothing when you could be out sucking cock and earning $$$$!

Anyone (who is legit, not a rusty butt plug like Fris) will have complete and direct access to all stats for traffic and income of ***************, to examine and explore as desired.

Fris blows men for a living and is lurking in this thread hoping to catch a flaming homo or a she-male for some fun on Saturday night. Listen to fris and end up like that pos loser!

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

You're sooooo cute

Thanks you big faaaaag! moron

*************** owns you!

notabook · 06-30-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

Thanks you big faaaaag! moron

*************** owns you!

Awwwww, so adorable! I just want to pinch your cheeks!

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by webair

she was hot!

Oh ya! Do you remember the shot where she was tied to the post. Her tits were BOOMING through her shirt! It makes you wonder if the English dude would have really slit her throat, or would he have actually taken her as his love slave instead.

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Awwwww, so adorable! I just want to pinch your cheeks!

Awwwww, you are also so adorable! I just want to pinch your vagina!

chaze · 06-30-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?

They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

It was cool, omce she passes it's o.k. to do other chics.

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

It was cool, omce she passes it's o.k. to do other chics.

I agree that it seems o.k. but what about his promise to lover HER all HIS life?
Why didn't he just use the old statement that, "I will love you all the days of your life"???? Then when she dies, you don't even have to love her any more, you can get your clamp on and feel no pain!

notabook · 06-30-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

Awwwww, you are also so adorable! I just want to pinch your vagina!

I know I shouldn?t be feeding your psychosis but I just can?t help myself, you are just tooo damned cute!

fris · 06-30-2007, 11:10 PM

still a shittty worthless domain, couldnt sell it 3 years ago, and still cant today.

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I know I shouldn?t be feeding your psychosis but I just can?t help myself, you are just tooo damned cute!

my nuts itch.

Spiegelau · 06-30-2007, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Fris

still a shittty worthless domain, couldnt sell it 3 years ago, and still cant today.

You have a big fat ass dummy.

SpyCam · 07-01-2007, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau

Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?

They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

hmmmm, and the movie came out in 1995 or so, where have you been all this time buddy?

The Sultan Of Smut · 07-01-2007, 02:11 AM

million · 07-01-2007, 05:11 AM

too long post sorry

Spiegelau · 07-01-2007, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SpyCam

hmmmm, and the movie came out in 1995 or so, where have you been all this time buddy?

HA! I know. It is just on cable every weekend so I see portions of it frequently.

Seeing it so often draws your attention to the glaring editing errors. The two funniest ones:

William Wallace charging across the battle field leading the charge with his sword drawn, arms pumping as he runs. Cut away, cut back to William Wallace leading the charge with no sword in his hands, fists clenched and arms pumping. Cut away, cut back to William Wallace running across the battlefield reaching back over his shoulder to draw his sword which he is (at that time) carrying on his back. It is funny to watch.

Or, what about when he meets the princess for the first time and she has that material covering her chin. In the sequence of the conversation, as the camera goes from her face to William Wallace's and back to her, that material goes all over the place. Sometimes it is covering her chin, sometimes it is under her chin. It is very distracting.

jscott · 07-01-2007, 08:00 AM

dude!!! i've thought about this before aswell lol

jimthefiend · 07-01-2007, 08:09 AM

stfu greg

Spiegelau · 07-01-2007, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

stfu greg

Thanks for the bump bitch!

fris · 07-01-2007, 08:59 AM

i am sure when Ice wakes up, he can check the ips of all the fake nicks

candyflip · 07-01-2007, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

i am sure when Ice wakes up, he can check the ips of all the fake nicks

He has at least two in this thread for sure.

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Spiegelau So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 618	BRAVEHEART FANS - How do you explain this???? Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives. HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield. Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world? They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

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