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Old 06-30-2007, 01:39 PM  
Spiegelau
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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BRAVEHEART FANS - How do you explain this????

Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?


They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.
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