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Spiegelau 06-30-2007 01:39 PM

BRAVEHEART FANS - How do you explain this????
 
Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?


They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

chupacabra 06-30-2007 01:44 PM

fuck off greg..

will76 06-30-2007 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12684483)
Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?


They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

what does this have to do with " sexyladies" you fucking moron.

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra (Post 12684499)
fuck off greg..

Who is greg? You are a bloody stool sample.

I have an idea, why don't you fuck off you spaz?

Chester D. 06-30-2007 01:59 PM

maybe she just got her ass pumped by some other ghost and was in the smilin' mood?

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12684524)
what does this have to do with " sexyladies" you fucking moron.

First, the wife of William Wallace was a sexy lady.

Second, the princess (the next queen of England) was a sexy lady.

Together, they were considered sexy ladies. *************** can be purchased for $150,000.00 today!


Now, you, on the other hand, are nothing but a skin tag on the neck of a total fucking moron. I hope he clips you off with a pair of toenail clippers and then feeds you to his pet dog. You fuck.

tranza 06-30-2007 02:03 PM

You can't love a girl and fuck another one?

will76 06-30-2007 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12684549)
First, the wife of William Wallace was a sexy lady.

Second, the princess (the next queen of England) was a sexy lady.

Together, they were considered sexy ladies. *************** can be purchased for $150,000.00 today!


Now, you, on the other hand, are nothing but a skin tag on the neck of a total fucking moron. I hope he clips you off with a pair of toenail clippers and then feeds you to his pet dog. You fuck.


I'll give you $20 to shut up.

Red Ezra 06-30-2007 02:09 PM

why is this important?

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12684562)
I'll give you $20 to shut up.

I'll give you $20 back if you take your own life today.

Shit man, you're going to do it anyway eventually. Why not get something for it you stupid fuck?

Think about it.

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Ezra (Post 12684583)
why is this important?

I consider it to be far more important than your existence on this planet.

Sorry, but that is the truth.

NTM 06-30-2007 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra (Post 12684499)
fuck off greg..

agreed..

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12684667)
agreed..

Excuse me, could I bother you for a moment? I would be ever so grateful if you would stop ass sucking men. The very thought of it makes me ill. What with all the hair and the unwashed masculine buttocks, I can't imagine how you enjoy it so.

porntertainment 06-30-2007 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12684483)
Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?

Obviously she is pissed if she's smiling while her husband is getting tortured and killed. She was loving every minute of it... :upsidedow

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by porntertainment (Post 12684725)
Obviously she is pissed if she's smiling while her husband is getting tortured and killed. She was loving every minute of it... :upsidedow


I wasn't sure about that. Her smile is a combination and part of it seems less cynical and more loving. If she had a larger smile, it would have been funny. It would have looked exactly like what you are saying! As it is, she could be enjoying his torture but it isn't obvious.

will76 06-30-2007 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12684609)
I'll give you $20 back if you take your own life today.

Shit man, you're going to do it anyway eventually. Why not get something for it you stupid fuck?

Think about it.

wow you are so snappy with the come backs. I don't know how anyone can argue you with you, you da man. :upsidedow

KimJI 06-30-2007 04:01 PM

your old nich was coreygeer, you are a known forumspammer. Get AIDS and die shitstick

webair 06-30-2007 04:02 PM

she was hot!

tony286 06-30-2007 04:04 PM

someone needs a hobby.lol

notabook 06-30-2007 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12684889)
someone needs a hobby.lol

He has one.... trying to sell *************** :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12684910)
He has one.... trying to sell *************** :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh shit you are funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI (Post 12684882)
your old nich was coreygeer, you are a known forumspammer. Get AIDS and die shitstick

You are either really drunk or really stupid. Either way, you need help my pathetic poster bitch.

P.S. - Great insult you used sanitary napkin! Everyone wishes they were you!

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12684879)
wow you are so snappy with the come backs. I don't know how anyone can argue you with you, you da man. :upsidedow

Thank you ass fuck, but everyone already knows that. My responses to your weak posts are always devastating and humiliating for you! I don't blame you for giving up and ending your own life to escape this harsh world.

Feel free to use your belt for something beneficial for the world. Hang yourself tonight and there will be a parade tomorrow. You will also be free of all your pain. Thanks you skanky cunt!

notabook 06-30-2007 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12685061)
Oh shit you are funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I know :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12685099)
I know :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That was sarcasm stupid! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh





Not only are you not funny in the least, you aren't even liked at all by anybody. Sorry bitch.

fris 06-30-2007 05:24 PM

so do you have fake trafficclub stats, like you did with sedo until someone with sedo verified its not making the money you are claiming.

D 06-30-2007 05:28 PM

Men deal with loss by having sex.

His dead wife groks that.

en21 06-30-2007 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12684549)
First, the wife of William Wallace was a sexy lady.

Second, the princess (the next queen of England) was a sexy lady.

Together, they were considered sexy ladies. *************** can be purchased for $150,000.00 today!


Now, you, on the other hand, are nothing but a skin tag on the neck of a total fucking moron. I hope he clips you off with a pair of toenail clippers and then feeds you to his pet dog. You fuck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

notabook 06-30-2007 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12685110)
That was sarcasm stupid! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh





Not only are you not funny in the least, you aren't even liked at all by anybody. Sorry bitch.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You're sooooo cute :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12685114)
so do you have fake trafficclub stats, like you did with sedo until someone with sedo verified its not making the money you are claiming.

Listen butt plug,

Nobody gives a shit what you say. Nobody believes what you post. See, it isn't working you huge penis blister. You are just wasting hours on end doing nothing when you could be out sucking cock and earning $$$$!


Anyone (who is legit, not a rusty butt plug like Fris) will have complete and direct access to all stats for traffic and income of ***************, to examine and explore as desired.



Fris blows men for a living and is lurking in this thread hoping to catch a flaming homo or a she-male for some fun on Saturday night. Listen to fris and end up like that pos loser!

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12685151)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You're sooooo cute :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Thanks you big faaaaag! moron :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


*************** owns you!

notabook 06-30-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12685166)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Thanks you big faaaaag! moron :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


*************** owns you!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Awwwww, so adorable! I just want to pinch your cheeks! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by webair (Post 12684884)
she was hot!

Oh ya! Do you remember the shot where she was tied to the post. Her tits were BOOMING through her shirt! It makes you wonder if the English dude would have really slit her throat, or would he have actually taken her as his love slave instead.

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12685168)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Awwwww, so adorable! I just want to pinch your cheeks! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Awwwww, you are also so adorable! I just want to pinch your vagina! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chaze 06-30-2007 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12684483)
Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?


They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

It was cool, omce she passes it's o.k. to do other chics.

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze (Post 12685211)
It was cool, omce she passes it's o.k. to do other chics.

I agree that it seems o.k. but what about his promise to lover HER all HIS life?
Why didn't he just use the old statement that, "I will love you all the days of your life"???? Then when she dies, you don't even have to love her any more, you can get your clamp on and feel no pain!

notabook 06-30-2007 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12685202)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Awwwww, you are also so adorable! I just want to pinch your vagina! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I know I shouldn?t be feeding your psychosis but I just can?t help myself, you are just tooo damned cute! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fris 06-30-2007 11:10 PM

still a shittty worthless domain, couldnt sell it 3 years ago, and still cant today.

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12685231)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I know I shouldn?t be feeding your psychosis but I just can?t help myself, you are just tooo damned cute! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


my nuts itch.

Spiegelau 06-30-2007 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12685916)
still a shittty worthless domain, couldnt sell it 3 years ago, and still cant today.

You have a big fat ass dummy.

SpyCam 07-01-2007 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12684483)
Ok, Braveheart (William Wallace) falls in love and marries a Scottish woman. In his marriage vows, he states that he will love her as long as he lives.

HOWEVER, not to long after his wife is killed, William Wallace is nailing the Princess (the next queen of England) six ways to Sunday. They were going at it so hard the ground was shaking like when the English army's heavy horses were stomping on the battlefield.

Then, when Wallace is being tortured and killed, he sees his ghost wife wandering through the crowd smiling at him. Would she really be smiling if her husband just boned the English princess and impregnated her? Wouldn't Wallace's wife be eternally pissed that he screwed another woman so quickly after her death, and wouldn't she kick the crap out of him once he passes to the ghost world?


They should have had her passing through the crowd looking so pissed off. And she should have laughed when Wallace's head was chopped off.

hmmmm, and the movie came out in 1995 or so, where have you been all this time buddy? :)

The Sultan Of Smut 07-01-2007 02:11 AM

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million 07-01-2007 05:11 AM

too long post sorry

Spiegelau 07-01-2007 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SpyCam (Post 12686223)
hmmmm, and the movie came out in 1995 or so, where have you been all this time buddy? :)


HA! I know. It is just on cable every weekend so I see portions of it frequently.

Seeing it so often draws your attention to the glaring editing errors. The two funniest ones:

William Wallace charging across the battle field leading the charge with his sword drawn, arms pumping as he runs. Cut away, cut back to William Wallace leading the charge with no sword in his hands, fists clenched and arms pumping. Cut away, cut back to William Wallace running across the battlefield reaching back over his shoulder to draw his sword which he is (at that time) carrying on his back. It is funny to watch.

Or, what about when he meets the princess for the first time and she has that material covering her chin. In the sequence of the conversation, as the camera goes from her face to William Wallace's and back to her, that material goes all over the place. Sometimes it is covering her chin, sometimes it is under her chin. It is very distracting.

jscott 07-01-2007 08:00 AM

dude!!! i've thought about this before aswell lol

jimthefiend 07-01-2007 08:09 AM

stfu greg

Spiegelau 07-01-2007 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 12687026)
stfu greg

Thanks for the bump bitch!

fris 07-01-2007 08:59 AM

i am sure when Ice wakes up, he can check the ips of all the fake nicks

candyflip 07-01-2007 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12687183)
i am sure when Ice wakes up, he can check the ips of all the fake nicks

He has at least two in this thread for sure.


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