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Halcyon · 07-02-2007, 12:53 PM

A sparrow flew in yesterday and was going crazy. Eventually it smacked into the window trying to get out.

It was stunned on the ground. (I hoped it was stunned and not dead)

So I threw a towel over it it and gently took it outside.

Of course, being touched by me snapped it awake pretty quick and it started CHIRPING loudly before flying away.

whew!! my adrenaline was pumping pretty good!

Ever happen to you? I rarely use a screen door and now I'm a little freaked. What if it was a seagull!?

Halcyon · 07-02-2007, 12:53 PM

Halcyon · 07-02-2007, 12:54 PM

TurboAngel · 07-02-2007, 12:55 PM

I had a bat fly into my house, that was crazy. Glad you got it out.

cranki · 07-02-2007, 12:57 PM

yep happened to me once... was a bitch getting it outta here again!

Brother Bilo · 07-02-2007, 12:58 PM

When I was a kid, my buddy and I shot a little bird with a BB gun. As soon as we hit it, we both felt like pieces of shit, so we picked up the bird and put it in a shoe box and took in into his grandmas house. We thought it was dead.......but it wasn't. The bird woke up and freaked the fuck out. Imagine a 70 year old woman and 2 screaming 12 year olds running around a house with a broom trying to get this bird out. Pretty funny when I look back on it.

Jimmy Rock · 07-02-2007, 12:59 PM

If it was a segul you would of had to clean up a lot of bird shit! glad the sparrows ok

over38 · 07-02-2007, 01:00 PM

We had a bat once too, pretty freaky

Halcyon · 07-02-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

When I was a kid, my buddy and I shot a little bird with a BB gun. As soon as we hit it, we both felt like pieces of shit, so we picked up the bird and put it in a shoe box and took in into his grandmas house. We thought it was dead.......but it wasn't. The bird woke up and freaked the fuck out. Imagine a 70 year old woman and 2 screaming 12 year olds running around a house with a broom trying to get this bird out. Pretty funny when I look back on it.

hahahaha!!! Instant Karma

Pipecrew · 07-02-2007, 01:05 PM

I hope you are not superstituious, its one of the worst "signs"

Firehorse · 07-02-2007, 01:06 PM

I had a sparrow fly in to the office a few months ago, and I got him out safe and he happily flew away!

Nice work Halycon!

chase · 07-02-2007, 01:06 PM

I grew up on a small farm. We had birds nesting in the rafters from time to time, but the ceiling was so high that we never could get them out safely. Thankfully somehow we never found droppings anywhere, so we figured they only came in when it was too cold for their eggs or something.

We had three of our horses wander in our house once when someone left the door open. My mom came into her room from the kitchen and found me asleep at about age 5 with three horses standing around the bed, lol. As a mom now, I'd have a heart attack, lol.

Brother Bilo · 07-02-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

hahahaha!!! Instant Karma

I know, right.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 07-02-2007, 01:13 PM

a swallow slammed right into the window beside me this morning, he hit it pretty damn hard too, but he got a hold of himself and flew away before he even hit the ground. it was a hell of a smack, kind of scared me. it's been a while since i've had a bird indoors though, lots of neighbourhood cats seem to welcome themselves to my place though. i just give them a pet and wait for the to leave though. if they want to chill out, i'm cool with it...

escorpio · 07-02-2007, 01:21 PM

Earlier this year my brother and I were fixing up an old building in Indiana and we had bats get in a few times. Twice I woke up with them flying around the room. Scary shit because they carry rabies and a kid in the area died recently from being bit.

sniperwolf · 07-02-2007, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

A sparrow flew in yesterday and was going crazy. Eventually it smacked into the window trying to get out.

It was stunned on the ground. (I hoped it was stunned and not dead)

So I threw a towel over it it and gently took it outside.

Of course, being touched by me snapped it awake pretty quick and it started CHIRPING loudly before flying away.

whew!! my adrenaline was pumping pretty good!

Ever happen to you? I rarely use a screen door and now I'm a little freaked. What if it was a seagull!?

Good thing you let it out... it's just a bird. it won't hurt you anyway... hehe
birds came in and out in our ancestral house but those are just little birds fleeing in the trees then nesting at the roof when the rain comes.

Kram · 07-02-2007, 01:37 PM

We had 2 little swallows fly into our house and they freaked my wife out but I caught them like you in a towel and let them go again ...

Antonio · 07-02-2007, 01:45 PM

no, but when I was a kid a stork wanted to poke my eye out ... and all I wanted was to see the little birdies in the nest

then I was chased by a cock (the bird) once and was saved by my grandma

later on I got bitten by a monkey in a zoo because I wanted to touch the monkey's nose trough the cage

SykkBoy · 07-02-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I hope you are not superstituious, its one of the worst "signs"

Yeah, my ex-mother-in-law is really superstitious when it comes to wild birds flying around in a house...

Halcyon · 07-02-2007, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I hope you are not superstituious, its one of the worst "signs"

Yikes.
Luckily, I'm not. In fact, I often joke that I'm about 60 years in the hole when it comes to bad luck. I break a mirror camping every summer.

tranza · 07-02-2007, 02:02 PM

Yep, I had the same problem a couple of times before.

I also used a towel to get them.

HomerSimpson · 07-02-2007, 02:33 PM

Yeah and the nasty fucker left his shit right in my room...
Thank god that the cows don't fly

[ Nate ] · 07-02-2007, 02:55 PM

I've had bats come in. It always adds some excitement to an evening. No birds though.

Mutt · 07-02-2007, 04:31 PM

oh yeah - a couple of years ago I heard a lot of noise downstairs in my place - thought maybe I was being robbed so my heart was already starting to beat fast, so i grabbed my trusty aluminum baseball bat and quietly tiptoed down the stairs - as I descended down into the basement I almost had a heart attack when some big black thing came directly at me - i didn't even swing at it cuz i was so freaked out - now my heart was pounding out of my chest, I realized it was a bird, a big fucking bird, it was trapped down in the lower part of the house and just kept flying wildly into the walls, in and out of the laundry room crashing into the window blinds - the thing was huge, a big black crow probably, i didn't want it to fly up the stairs - the door to the outside was across the room, I wanted to open it so hopefully he'd figure his way out but every time i'd move toward the door he'd come flying towards me like a bat out of hell and i'd dive for cover and scramble up the stairs - finally he disappeared into the laundry room and i was able to slam the door on him so he was crashing back and forth in there trapped - i went and opened the door to the outside, pushed the door to the laundry open as I dashed to get up the stairs before he came flying out again - it worked - a few minutes later the place was silent - he had flown the coop.

it was scary for the 10 minutes it lasted.

07-02-2007, 12:53 PM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Ever have a bird fly in your house? A sparrow flew in yesterday and was going crazy. Eventually it smacked into the window trying to get out. It was stunned on the ground. (I hoped it was stunned and not dead) So I threw a towel over it it and gently took it outside. Of course, being touched by me snapped it awake pretty quick and it started CHIRPING loudly before flying away. whew!! my adrenaline was pumping pretty good! Ever happen to you? I rarely use a screen door and now I'm a little freaked. What if it was a seagull!? __________________ HAL on TEDx:

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Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	When I was a kid, my buddy and I shot a little bird with a BB gun. As soon as we hit it, we both felt like pieces of shit, so we picked up the bird and put it in a shoe box and took in into his grandmas house. We thought it was dead.......but it wasn't. The bird woke up and freaked the fuck out. Imagine a 70 year old woman and 2 screaming 12 year olds running around a house with a broom trying to get this bird out. Pretty funny when I look back on it. __________________

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I had a bat fly into my house, that was crazy. Glad you got it out.

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cranki Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Café del Mar Posts: 5,162	yep happened to me once... was a bitch getting it outta here again!

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I hope you are not superstituious, its one of the worst "signs"

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Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	I had a sparrow fly in to the office a few months ago, and I got him out safe and he happily flew away! Nice work Halycon! __________________ MySweetEbony

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chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	I grew up on a small farm. We had birds nesting in the rafters from time to time, but the ceiling was so high that we never could get them out safely. Thankfully somehow we never found droppings anywhere, so we figured they only came in when it was too cold for their eggs or something. We had three of our horses wander in our house once when someone left the door open. My mom came into her room from the kitchen and found me asleep at about age 5 with three horses standing around the bed, lol. As a mom now, I'd have a heart attack, lol. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	a swallow slammed right into the window beside me this morning, he hit it pretty damn hard too, but he got a hold of himself and flew away before he even hit the ground. it was a hell of a smack, kind of scared me. it's been a while since i've had a bird indoors though, lots of neighbourhood cats seem to welcome themselves to my place though. i just give them a pet and wait for the to leave though. if they want to chill out, i'm cool with it...

07-02-2007, 01:21 PM	#15
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,123	Earlier this year my brother and I were fixing up an old building in Indiana and we had bats get in a few times. Twice I woke up with them flying around the room. Scary shit because they carry rabies and a kid in the area died recently from being bit. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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Kram Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 666	We had 2 little swallows fly into our house and they freaked my wife out but I caught them like you in a towel and let them go again ...

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	no, but when I was a kid a stork wanted to poke my eye out ... and all I wanted was to see the little birdies in the nest then I was chased by a cock (the bird) once and was saved by my grandma later on I got bitten by a monkey in a zoo because I wanted to touch the monkey's nose trough the cage

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[ Nate ] Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Asia Posts: 1,468	I've had bats come in. It always adds some excitement to an evening. No birds though. __________________ Ladyboy Inc. / Asian Money Machine

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	oh yeah - a couple of years ago I heard a lot of noise downstairs in my place - thought maybe I was being robbed so my heart was already starting to beat fast, so i grabbed my trusty aluminum baseball bat and quietly tiptoed down the stairs - as I descended down into the basement I almost had a heart attack when some big black thing came directly at me - i didn't even swing at it cuz i was so freaked out - now my heart was pounding out of my chest, I realized it was a bird, a big fucking bird, it was trapped down in the lower part of the house and just kept flying wildly into the walls, in and out of the laundry room crashing into the window blinds - the thing was huge, a big black crow probably, i didn't want it to fly up the stairs - the door to the outside was across the room, I wanted to open it so hopefully he'd figure his way out but every time i'd move toward the door he'd come flying towards me like a bat out of hell and i'd dive for cover and scramble up the stairs - finally he disappeared into the laundry room and i was able to slam the door on him so he was crashing back and forth in there trapped - i went and opened the door to the outside, pushed the door to the laundry open as I dashed to get up the stairs before he came flying out again - it worked - a few minutes later the place was silent - he had flown the coop. it was scary for the 10 minutes it lasted. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!