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Mutt · 07-02-2007, 04:31 PM

oh yeah - a couple of years ago I heard a lot of noise downstairs in my place - thought maybe I was being robbed so my heart was already starting to beat fast, so i grabbed my trusty aluminum baseball bat and quietly tiptoed down the stairs - as I descended down into the basement I almost had a heart attack when some big black thing came directly at me - i didn't even swing at it cuz i was so freaked out - now my heart was pounding out of my chest, I realized it was a bird, a big fucking bird, it was trapped down in the lower part of the house and just kept flying wildly into the walls, in and out of the laundry room crashing into the window blinds - the thing was huge, a big black crow probably, i didn't want it to fly up the stairs - the door to the outside was across the room, I wanted to open it so hopefully he'd figure his way out but every time i'd move toward the door he'd come flying towards me like a bat out of hell and i'd dive for cover and scramble up the stairs - finally he disappeared into the laundry room and i was able to slam the door on him so he was crashing back and forth in there trapped - i went and opened the door to the outside, pushed the door to the laundry open as I dashed to get up the stairs before he came flying out again - it worked - a few minutes later the place was silent - he had flown the coop.

it was scary for the 10 minutes it lasted.

07-02-2007, 04:31 PM
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	oh yeah - a couple of years ago I heard a lot of noise downstairs in my place - thought maybe I was being robbed so my heart was already starting to beat fast, so i grabbed my trusty aluminum baseball bat and quietly tiptoed down the stairs - as I descended down into the basement I almost had a heart attack when some big black thing came directly at me - i didn't even swing at it cuz i was so freaked out - now my heart was pounding out of my chest, I realized it was a bird, a big fucking bird, it was trapped down in the lower part of the house and just kept flying wildly into the walls, in and out of the laundry room crashing into the window blinds - the thing was huge, a big black crow probably, i didn't want it to fly up the stairs - the door to the outside was across the room, I wanted to open it so hopefully he'd figure his way out but every time i'd move toward the door he'd come flying towards me like a bat out of hell and i'd dive for cover and scramble up the stairs - finally he disappeared into the laundry room and i was able to slam the door on him so he was crashing back and forth in there trapped - i went and opened the door to the outside, pushed the door to the laundry open as I dashed to get up the stairs before he came flying out again - it worked - a few minutes later the place was silent - he had flown the coop. it was scary for the 10 minutes it lasted. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!