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will76 06-20-2007 02:50 PM

I've had an H2 for 3 years, 50K miles on it. Never had 1 problem with anything. Pulls like a champ, i've pulled 12K+ pounds with it with out much stress at all. I get 11mpg average, better on highway ofcourse. Big SUVs like Suburbans etc... don't get much better then 11mpg, so you might as well bitch about the 13 - 14mpg vehicles while you are bitching about the 11mpg since there really isn't much difference there. Living in an area that floods I like the ground clearance and the fact I could go through about 4ft of water with out it stalling. I also use the 4 wheel drive which has saved me in more then a few occassions. It basically pulls almost as good as a Dually Diesel Truck but I still have the luxuary of a nice SUV.

Unlike most people I use mine and I never wash it. It is more of a work vehicle. I like when I go to the caddy/hummer dealer for oil changes, they all get a kick at how dirty it is. Everyone else that brings them in looks like they never went off road with them.

To each thier own. I think it is kinda sad to hate on vehicle, nothing better to do with your time ? Let's go start a thread about motocycles, loud as shit, can't stand when they rev up the engine and you can't hear youself think 3 blocks away... na I think i will leave them along as I have better things to do with my time.

emjay 06-20-2007 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12632027)

To each thier own. I think it is kinda sad to hate on vehicle, nothing better to do with your time ? Let's go start a thread about motocycles, loud as shit, can't stand when they rev up the engine and you can't hear youself think 3 blocks away... na I think i will leave them along as I have better things to do with my time.

I just can't figure out why anyone needs a vehicle that size, unless they need it for serious offroading somewhere.

Let's chat again when gas prices go through the roof...

and check ou this clip https://youtube.com/watch?v=bfUrV...elated&search=
:1orglaugh

Subtle 06-20-2007 03:14 PM

Very informative thread!!!

emjay 06-20-2007 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darling2 (Post 12631851)
Hummers are environmentally friendly. [/url]

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

abyss_al 06-20-2007 03:32 PM

buncha haters :1orglaugh

I love my my h2 - best car i've had! most fun i've had! and most likely I will get another one when my lease is up :pimp

gas doesn't bother me
i enjoy off-roading with it
size is perfect
power is great

all you jeep owners and haters can kiss my dick :winkwink:

I take my H2 to the rocks, dirt, mud, and go everywhere I want to go, then stop at a car wash, then still pimp it at the clubs and on the streets with my 22's - try doing that with you gay ass jeeps.

:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp

hate away bitches :upsidedow

:pimp

Mr Pheer 06-20-2007 04:32 PM

I've had an H1 and an H2. A few corvettes and BMWs. A few real race cars, some other toys as well.

I grew out of that shit. Once you race a $7500 gokart that will blow away anything else you've driven, you'll realize that cars arent nearly as fascinating as you once thought they were.

That and I've driven 14,000 miles in the past two years so I dont see the point in spending the money on shit like that anymore or paying the insurance on it. I currently drive a 2005 Ford F150 FX4 that gets 11 miles per gallon, and I only need to fill it up every 3 or 4 weeks. I bought it brand new 2 years ago and I'll probably keep it till it has at least 60k miles which should take another six and a half years at the current rate.

emjay 06-20-2007 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al (Post 12632249)
buncha haters :1orglaugh

i enjoy off-roading with it

:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp

hate away bitches :upsidedow

:pimp

lol at least you take it off-road:winkwink:

will76 06-20-2007 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjay (Post 12632096)

Let's chat again when gas prices go through the roof...

Through the roof ?? i thought they were already through the roof.

no worries here I can afford it. Most of the people bitching in here probably average at best 22mpg vs my 11 mpg So i put 15,000 miles a year and burn 1363 gallons vs your 681 gallons. You spend $2,000 a year in gas I spend $4,000. Its all relative. I don't have any and wont have any kids. My foot print on this earth will be much smaller then yours even if you drive a hybrid if you going to have 3 or 4 kids... moral of the story, don't breed if you really want to save the earth. You will be doing more damage than me in my H2.

CE_Chris 06-20-2007 05:02 PM

I don't care for them at all... What is the best American made SUV????

abyss_al 06-20-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjay (Post 12632585)
lol at least you take it off-road:winkwink:


I aim to get stuck hehe

it happens almost all the time when I try the impossible...

the best part is it's a lease :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

BusterBunny 06-20-2007 05:32 PM

50 haters

RyuLion 06-20-2007 06:48 PM

they take to much parking space..

SPACE GLIDER 06-20-2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild_s (Post 12630348)
I always worry more about the people who are fixated with what other people do or drive...

:1orglaugh

Pete-KT 06-20-2007 10:11 PM

its funny how people bitch about the gas prices, It comes out to only a few bucks more at the end, i love the H2 and the H3, the H2 went back already the h3 is not bad but The Dodge Ram i use every day when I tow the boat

RyuLion 06-20-2007 11:07 PM

I also hate it when they tailgate you with thier bright lights at night..:321GFY
:upsidedow

potter 06-20-2007 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al (Post 12632249)
I take my H2 to the rocks, dirt, mud, and go everywhere I want to go,

Bullshit. Do you have a single picture of you on a trail or obstacle? An no, not the pictures of it in your driveway covered in mud. You could get muddy driving through an empty lot in your neighborhood. I'm talking about an actual trail, or obstacle.

trashymedia 06-20-2007 11:44 PM

owner-hater
 
We own an H2, had it for a year and a half. I have to say it is a bit of a piece of shit. I don't know if we just got lucky with this one, or if it is indicative of issues with the H2, but a new truck going back to the dealer 10 times in one year is a bit much. We drove an H3 as a replacement while ours was being fixed...good god that thing is a joke. It is a glorified Jeep with a Hummer logo on it. Granted Hummer did a fabulous job of marketing it, because now those who cannot afford an H2 can still say they own a Hummer. As far as the H1 we considered buying one, but for the money they wanted, we could buy 6 Pinzgauers and ride in better comfort. I cannot imagine spending that much money on a car that does not even have leather fucking seats. Granted it was cool to drive and made you want to run into things, but that is a whole other story...

SleazyDream 06-20-2007 11:47 PM

i find it weird that they actually run on gas. My opinion is that a hummer with it's size and need for torque should be a deisel moter. Running them on gas is just a waste.

poindexxer 06-20-2007 11:49 PM

i always hated hummers till i found a gal who was good at it.

wtfent 06-21-2007 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 12630856)
I fuckin hate em. They're Tahoes with some hummer plastic molding around it.

I drive this, a real 4x4.

What's spray painted on my bumper (old cellphone pic)
http://goddam.net/h2recoveryvehicle.jpg

haha thats too funny!!!

da man 06-21-2007 12:51 AM

i like classy "G"


http://www.emercedesbenz.com/Images/...tary1Large.jpg

abyss_al 06-21-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 12633936)
Bullshit. Do you have a single picture of you on a trail or obstacle? An no, not the pictures of it in your driveway covered in mud. You could get muddy driving through an empty lot in your neighborhood. I'm talking about an actual trail, or obstacle.


yeah, I played in the mud in an empty lot.. idiot.

i will have them up by this weekend... I went last Saturday and had a great time... :thumbsup

don't hate... I will have the pics and videos up real soon... :winkwink:

X37375787 06-21-2007 04:32 PM

I chuckle when I remember the video of some dumbass who took his brand new H2 up a steep slope in the woods and nearly snapped his wheel off on a large root.

H2 aren't Hummers, they are remodeled Tahoe/Yukon.

potter 06-22-2007 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al (Post 12637564)
yeah, I played in the mud in an empty lot.. idiot.

i will have them up by this weekend... I went last Saturday and had a great time... :thumbsup

don't hate... I will have the pics and videos up real soon... :winkwink:

What trail was it? I know the trails in Cali too. Sounds like you're just stalling so you can go grab some poser pics.

And seriously, I love your photog work and you seem like a cool guy. But it definitely seems like you talk alot of B.S. about your 40k Tahoe. I'm just calling you out on that. :winkwink:

atom 06-22-2007 09:34 AM

I would never buy an H2 but dont give a fuck if someone else has one, different strokes, blah blah. I had a tahoe and my buddy had an H2. Not sure if it was because of the smaller windows in the hummer but my buddys H2 seemed a hell of a lot smaller in the interior. Now i drive a silverado because unlike the tahoe, I can haul dirt, atv's, portable ice house, etc in the back.

will76 06-22-2007 09:44 AM

Update, I took a little 180 mile trip last night. 90% highway driving. I averaged 58 mph over the course of about 2 hours . I burned 13 gallons approx, it came out to 13.8 mpg I burned. Really not that bad, right up there with other big SUV's and Dully trucks, 8 cylinder cars, etc..

Moose 06-22-2007 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 12633936)
Bullshit. Do you have a single picture of you on a trail or obstacle? An no, not the pictures of it in your driveway covered in mud. You could get muddy driving through an empty lot in your neighborhood. I'm talking about an actual trail, or obstacle.



Potato Salad hill in MOAB

STOCK H2's walking up it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=41wKZpgx9No

Modified (thousands of dollars in mods) JEEP(same hill):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1O4ObLMz-bA

Another "H2 recovery vehicle" shitting his pants(again same hill):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RtztYRzp-fc

mechanicvirus 06-22-2007 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 12641272)
What trail was it? I know the trails in Cali too. Sounds like you're just stalling so you can go grab some poser pics.

And seriously, I love your photog work and you seem like a cool guy. But it definitely seems like you talk alot of B.S. about your 40k Tahoe. I'm just calling you out on that. :winkwink:

Dude you gotta lay off this hummer vendetta. Let the guy enjoy his vehicle.

JP-pornshooter 06-22-2007 11:59 AM

I will take Arnolds (THE GUBERNATOR).. supposedly it runs on bio diesel.. and that would be cewl.

potter 06-22-2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moose (Post 12641474)
Potato Salad hill in MOAB

STOCK H2's walking up it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=41wKZpgx9No

Modified (thousands of dollars in mods) JEEP(same hill):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1O4ObLMz-bA

Another "H2 recovery vehicle" shitting his pants(again same hill):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RtztYRzp-fc

Were they taking the same line? It's hard to tell since the H2 was filmed from down below the hill, the other two are filmed from up ontop the hill. The far right line (which the H2 took) is the easiest line on potato salad. Any more towards the left are much much harder. The video of the CJ looked to be much farther to the left, the XJ was hard to tell.

Example; https://youtube.com/watch?v=tgu0T...elated&search=
Notice how the Jeep on the left line has a harder time getting up?

None-the-less.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PJO8Z...elated&search=
Stock Jeep https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWg65...elated&search=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rDjiS...elated&search=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WRd29...elated&search=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q24ft...elated&search=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NvnOS...elated&search=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5wXG2...elated&search=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gk6hJ...elated&search=
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z2y5l...elated&search=

Grabbed all those from the same page you linked to in the "related" section.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 12642071)
Dude you gotta lay off this hummer vendetta. Let the guy enjoy his vehicle.

Read up, He says he does enjoy his vehicle. :thumbsup

Drake 06-22-2007 10:12 PM

I'd love to do some serious off roading in one of them. Pushing a vehicle to the limits would be fun. I'm just a big kid inside.

TheDoc 06-22-2007 10:17 PM

Jeep guys love to pick on the h2, the luxury 4x4 of hummers.. and yet they ignore the Humvee, which simple owns a Jeep's ass.

potter 06-22-2007 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 12644997)
Jeep guys love to pick on the h2, the luxury 4x4 of hummers.. and yet they ignore the Humvee, which simple owns a Jeep's ass.

The H1 (humvee) is a whole other story. There is a reason the base price for the H1 starts at $131,000 compared to the base price for the H2 at $42,000. Most people don't have a problem with the humvee because it is offroad capable. There are plenty of non-Jeep vehicles that perform awesome off road. On trips I see Yotas, Zuks, and even some fords and chevys (rare). Problem with the H2 owners is they think they have an amazing 4x4 and brag about their glorified tahoe. 90% of them don't even know they're really driving a Chevy Tahoe with a big plastic frame imprinted with the hummer logo.

abyss_al 06-24-2007 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 12641272)
What trail was it? I know the trails in Cali too. Sounds like you're just stalling so you can go grab some poser pics.

And seriously, I love your photog work and you seem like a cool guy. But it definitely seems like you talk alot of B.S. about your 40k Tahoe. I'm just calling you out on that. :winkwink:


we were up in azuza and its 60k, not 40k :winkwink:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/azusa01.jpg

i will have the videos and more pics up soon :thumbsup

abyss_al 06-25-2007 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 12644978)
I'd love to do some serious off roading in one of them. Pushing a vehicle to the limits would be fun. I'm just a big kid inside.



it's very fun :thumbsup:thumbsup

Dagwolf 06-25-2007 05:37 AM

I'm not a hummer hater, but I think it's weird to see suburban moms taking their kids to school in their H2s now.

jdc 06-25-2007 06:00 AM

woah that was fucking hot man...

Dagwolf 06-25-2007 06:13 AM

Stop inhaling the paint fumes, jdc

TBrown 06-25-2007 06:20 AM

Since I never had any I like it

abyss_al 06-25-2007 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf (Post 12654245)
I'm not a hummer hater, but I think it's weird to see suburban moms taking their kids to school in their H2s now.


that, I cannot stand either... women have enough trouble driving let alone get behind the wheel of an H2


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