We need a designer - GoFuckYourself.com

DD-J · 08-29-2002, 02:40 PM

Hi, we are looking for a web designer that knows flash, to team up with us in the design and building of a adult pay site and affiliate program (www.diamonddollar.com).
We want some one willing to do this project in trade for
1/3 partnership, or some other kind of trade or deal?

If interested, please contact:
Greg, [email protected]
Juan, [email protected]

Thanks
Greg

Naughty · 08-29-2002, 02:43 PM

Why not make it a contest?

primo DM · 08-29-2002, 03:00 PM

look at my other posts, ill do web design for you. email me from my profile.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-29-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty
Why not make it a contest?

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA

Very well said Naughty ... I owe ya a Heiniken !!

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 03:08 PM

I'm your man, no need 2 look any further cause there is not a single thing I can't design using any software. . . top notch.

take a look at some designs.

Adult:
www.xxxnightscene.com
www.christina-leardini.com
www.eroticpink.com
www.xxxasianroom.com
www.cocksthatrock.com
www.xxxnightly.com

Mainstream:
www.nycclubspot.com (not finished)
www.hexmusic.com
www.mediamanifest.com (under construction)
www.wn2000.com

plus a ton of other sites no longer up, over 200

if you need some good flash examples got'em

DROP ME A LINE

hyper · 08-29-2002, 03:26 PM

hey i'll do it for 1/3

my portfolio

www.apple.com
www.msn.com
and my personal favorite
www.google.com

Gemini · 08-29-2002, 03:33 PM

Very well said ...

Is it MY turn to b*tch after the contest?!

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
hey i'll do it for 1/3

my portfolio

www.apple.com
www.msn.com
and my personal favorite
www.google.com

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHATD'YA MAKE OFF THOSE SITES ?
and how did you land such big clients?

koko · 08-29-2002, 03:45 PM

Do you have at least a real mail address? I can give you one for each of you for 1/5 partnership!

Socks · 08-29-2002, 04:43 PM

You guys just sign up for partnerships without knowing how the fuck they're going to promote their site? Before a yes I think "and you are?" would be in order.

Fletch XXX · 08-29-2002, 04:45 PM

You got paypal?

DD-J · 08-29-2002, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by primo DM
look at my other posts, ill do web design for you. email me from my profile.

he i would like to talk to you and see what we can work out hit me up on icq or email. cant find yours. icq166549212
[email protected]

thanks

DD-J · 08-29-2002, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by koko
Do you have at least a real mail address? I can give you one for each of you for 1/5 partnership!

He i know that about the email and believe me i got many of then the only thing is that i bought my notebook in Zwitserland and its in france and i dont speek andy im dutch. so dont how to intall it. And every body bitching about realy adresses is just sad. Ho cares about the email, its not you how has to use it is it. It doesnt make the mgs come faster or better so pleae drop that, and dont reply if you dont got some thing nice to say ok.

Fletch XXX · 08-29-2002, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle

(not finished)
(under construction)

Posting unfinished work is bad luck.

DD-J · 08-29-2002, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Socks
You guys just sign up for partnerships without knowing how the fuck they're going to promote their site? Before a yes I think "and you are?" would be in order.

He smart ass you dont realy think im going to tell every body how im going to promote my site you must be crazy. And we will first talk with them and we look if we click with them So stop posting stupid replies and think first. Its non of your business. ok

would like to give a nice replywe all try to make a living,and there are bigones that want to work with us so dont waist my time.

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Posting unfinished work is bad luck.

don't need luck . . . thanx, and I'm not superstitious

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle

don't need luck . . . thanx, and I'm not superstitious

he's right.... posting unfinished work is definately bad luck...

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

he's right.... posting unfinished work is definately bad luck...

honestly thanx 4 your concern but this isn't lottery

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 05:29 PM

just out of curiosity, what makes something bad luck other
than a series of cause and effect?

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
just out of curiosity, what makes something bad luck other
than a series of cause and effect?

subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind.

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind.

What'ya have a dictionary right next to you

So then why did you reinforce his statement after hearing me say "I'm not superstitious" . . . provided u believe that meaning
u just gave me

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle

What'ya have a dictionary right next to you

So then why did you reinforce his statement after hearing me say "I'm not superstitious" . . . provided u believe that meaning
u just gave me

because it's true... regardless if you think you're not superstitious. Keyword being "Subconscious".... it, or rather, you... can affect yourself without even being aware that it has happened. And that, my friend, is bad luck.... cause and effect play a part somewhat, but the main difference being it's entirely self-generated and contained.

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle

What'ya have a dictionary right next to you

nope.... personal experience, age, and too many mind-altering drugs in my yout

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nope.... personal experience, age, and too many mind-altering drugs in my yout

I don't believe your subconscious has any original thoughts or effect on you without it once being conscious !!

that's like creating an image you've never seen b 4 . . .impossible

well unless your tripping on a good batch of shrooms

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle

I don't believe your subconscious has any original thoughts or effect on you without it once being conscious !!

that's like creating an image you've never seen b 4 . . .impossible

sure it does.... you never had a bizarre dream about something or an idea in your sleep that you then acted upon once you woke up? That's the subconcious affecting you.... it can happen while you're wide awake too. Let's use a different action as an example.... let's put in place of "posting unfinished work", "giving yourself a bad haircut".... now you may think it's cool at the time.... you may be posin' in front of that mirror thinkin' "I'm a bad mutha fucka..." but if you know deep down that it's just fuckin' wrong and that only a half-brain waterhead would ever cut his hair in such a way, it's going to affect you when you go to the mall later cruisin' for babes.... your confidence is going to be damaged and as such, all your moves will be half-hearted.... simply because your subconscious is affecting your exterior actions at that point.

know what I mean?

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 06:46 PM

but if you know deep down that it's just fuckin' wrong and that only a half-brain waterhead would ever cut his hair in such a way... then it is conscious because you are actually thinkng it.
Whether it be deep down inside or not you are aware.

know what i mean

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
but if you know deep down that it's just fuckin' wrong and that only a half-brain waterhead would ever cut his hair in such a way... then it is conscious because you are actually thinkng it.
Whether it be deep down inside or not you are aware.

know what i mean

not necessarily.... lot's of people live in the realm of complete and utter denial.... they may "know" something to be true, but refuse to acknowledge it. Look at fat people.... there's tons of them walkin' around on the beach here wearin' speedos..... d-e-n-i-a-l bro.... total denial.

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

not necessarily.... lot's of people live in the realm of complete and utter denial.... they may "know" something to be true, but refuse to acknowledge it. Look at fat people.... there's tons of them walkin' around on the beach here wearin' speedos..... d-e-n-i-a-l bro.... total denial.

Laziness bro...no ambition bro... or completely "un-AMPED"

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 06:57 PM

@ the same time if you "know" something to be true, but refuse to acknowledge it. Your confidence level would not descend and fuck up your actions

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 06:59 PM

....if we expand on the fat people scenario.... these poor fat bastards in their speedos never get the hot babe tanning on the beach.... and why is that? Bad luck dude.... brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better.

hence, subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind. He's doing it to himself, yet there's nothing immediate that he can do about it to fix it. His "knowing" of the facts is causing his outward life to be an endless train of bad luck, yet it is completely self-generated and contained..... he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck, but only by either correcting the physical issue that is plaguing his subconcious, or by a realization/awareness of the subconscious processes at work on him.

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 07:09 PM

Dr. AMp is in da house.... hehehe....

come back next week for another session and we'll discuss your deep seated hatred of your mother.

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
....if we expand on the fat people scenario.... these poor fat bastards in their speedos never get the hot babe tanning on the beach.... and why is that? Bad luck dude.... brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better.

hence, subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind. He's doing it to himself, yet there's nothing immediate that he can do about it to fix it. His "knowing" of the facts is causing his outward life to be an endless train of bad luck, yet it is completely self-generated and contained..... he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck, but only by either correcting the physical issue that is plaguing his subconcious, or by a realization/awareness of the subconscious processes at work on him.

bit of a S--T--R--E--C--T--H dude, they don't get the babes because they're fat, and they're fat because they're lazy-ass
fuckers. Has nothing whatsoever to do w/luck . . .of any kind.

(he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck) so your conscious controls your subconscious ?

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 07:18 PM

actually it's my"subconscious" desire to once again be spanked on my bare arse by my mother

Socks · 08-29-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DD-J

He smart ass you dont realy think im going to tell every body how im going to promote my site you must be crazy. And we will first talk with them and we look if we click with them So stop posting stupid replies and think first. Its non of your business. ok

would like to give a nice replywe all try to make a living,and there are bigones that want to work with us so dont waist my time.

Listen here Mr 6 posts, first of all, that message was for the people responding, not to you. Read. Secondly, fuck you. Thirdly, if there are big ones willing to work with you I suggest you get naked and bend over quick. Don't let the big ones get away!

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle

bit of a S--T--R--E--C--T--H dude, they don't get the babes because they're fat, and they're fat because they're lazy-ass
fuckers. Has nothing whatsoever to do w/luck . . .of any kind.

not a stretch at all.... fat people and ugly people get hot chicks all the time.... you can't tell me you've never seen some wretched hideous geek doorknob with a hot bitch and wondered what the hell she was doing with him? True confidence in ones self can do amazing things..... it can even put ugliness or fatness in a secondary position, with the right approach.

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
(he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck) so your conscious controls your subconscious ?

yes.... it's possible... but the vast majority of the population will never achieve such an enlightened state of mental control, thus, they are doomed to exist forever in a state of "self-unknowing" and constantly struggle to dodge the ever present bad luck that afflicts so many humans today.

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 08:17 PM

i was saying how it was a stretch to say that fat people don't
"hook-up' w/betties because of luck.

You were the one who said that they don't I was just saying
it has nothing to do w/bad luck and everything to do w/their
lack of self-maintenance.

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
i was saying how it was a stretch to say that fat people don't
"hook-up' w/betties because of luck.

You were the one who said that they don't I was just saying
it has nothing to do w/bad luck and everything to do w/their
lack of self-maintenance.

well of course..... but how many of them go home convinced that it was "bad luck" rather than the fact that they are causing people who

fuck.... it finally happened... I've become lost in my own dimensia.

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

fuck.... it finally happened... I've become lost in my own dimensia.

that fuckin rocks man . . .

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 08:41 PM

yo amp, gotta say this is the first time I've actually enjoyed being on a chat board/forum.

pretty cool bro

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
yo amp, gotta say this is the first time I've actually enjoyed being on a chat board/forum.

pretty cool bro

nice tours you got btw..... great work...

Va2k · 08-29-2002, 08:49 PM

I agree mate Im one of them phat slobs that can get ass as much as I want it, and when I want it.... BUT SHIT Screwing ugly chicks suck..... There will be no way in hell I would go up to a babe and talk to her. IM use to ugly chicks just check my site and HELL You know from some of the pic's I have show ya lmao....

SO what ya saying about how we are doomed (*(*brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better.
*)*) is me :-)~

So untill I Become 210 lbs again and lose this extra extra 20 lbs IM stuck

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nice tours you got btw..... great work...

thanx man, your the 1st designer I've gotten any feedback from in a long time . . . dealing w/plain folk most of the time

Amputate Your Head · 08-29-2002, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle
dealing w/plain folk most of the time

same here.... but the civilians are great for initial reaction value.... they don't deconstruct so much as us....

kid crackle · 08-29-2002, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

same here.... but the civilians are great for initial reaction value.... they don't deconstruct so much as us....

true . . . true!
after the contest zebra held, I realized more porn . . .less design. The one I'm working on now is gonna be hot I think !
When it's up I'd like your opinion bro. I value it

saw your shit . . . sweet work my brutha

Bad B0y · 08-29-2002, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
I'm your man, no need 2 look any further cause there is not a single thing I can't design using any software. . . top notch.

take a look at some designs.

Adult:
www.xxxnightscene.com
www.christina-leardini.com
www.eroticpink.com
www.xxxasianroom.com
www.cocksthatrock.com
www.xxxnightly.com

Mainstream:
www.nycclubspot.com (not finished)
www.hexmusic.com
www.mediamanifest.com (under construction)
www.wn2000.com

plus a ton of other sites no longer up, over 200

if you need some good flash examples got'em

DROP ME A LINE

I have to say that your designs are brilliant!

When can I get my first lesson?

08-29-2002, 02:40 PM	#1
DD-J Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9	We need a designer Hi, we are looking for a web designer that knows flash, to team up with us in the design and building of a adult pay site and affiliate program (www.diamonddollar.com). We want some one willing to do this project in trade for 1/3 partnership, or some other kind of trade or deal? If interested, please contact: Greg, [email protected] Juan, [email protected] Thanks Greg

08-29-2002, 02:43 PM	#2
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	Why not make it a contest? __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me

08-29-2002, 03:00 PM	#3
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08-29-2002, 03:08 PM	#5
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	I'm your man, no need 2 look any further cause there is not a single thing I can't design using any software. . . top notch. take a look at some designs. Adult: www.xxxnightscene.com www.christina-leardini.com www.eroticpink.com www.xxxasianroom.com www.cocksthatrock.com www.xxxnightly.com Mainstream: www.nycclubspot.com (not finished) www.hexmusic.com www.mediamanifest.com (under construction) www.wn2000.com plus a ton of other sites no longer up, over 200 if you need some good flash examples got'em DROP ME A LINE __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

08-29-2002, 03:26 PM	#6
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	hey i'll do it for 1/3 my portfolio www.apple.com www.msn.com and my personal favorite www.google.com __________________

08-29-2002, 03:33 PM	#7
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Very well said ... Is it MY turn to b*tch after the contest?!

08-29-2002, 03:45 PM	#9
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08-29-2002, 04:43 PM	#10
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	You guys just sign up for partnerships without knowing how the fuck they're going to promote their site? Before a yes I think "and you are?" would be in order.

08-29-2002, 04:45 PM	#11
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	You got paypal? __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

08-29-2002, 05:29 PM	#19
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	just out of curiosity, what makes something bad luck other than a series of cause and effect? __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

08-29-2002, 06:46 PM	#26
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	but if you know deep down that it's just fuckin' wrong and that only a half-brain waterhead would ever cut his hair in such a way... then it is conscious because you are actually thinkng it. Whether it be deep down inside or not you are aware. know what i mean __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

08-29-2002, 06:57 PM	#29
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	@ the same time if you "know" something to be true, but refuse to acknowledge it. Your confidence level would not descend and fuck up your actions __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

08-29-2002, 06:59 PM	#30
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	....if we expand on the fat people scenario.... these poor fat bastards in their speedos never get the hot babe tanning on the beach.... and why is that? Bad luck dude.... brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better. hence, subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind. He's doing it to himself, yet there's nothing immediate that he can do about it to fix it. His "knowing" of the facts is causing his outward life to be an endless train of bad luck, yet it is completely self-generated and contained..... he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck, but only by either correcting the physical issue that is plaguing his subconcious, or by a realization/awareness of the subconscious processes at work on him. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

08-29-2002, 07:09 PM	#31
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Dr. AMp is in da house.... hehehe.... come back next week for another session and we'll discuss your deep seated hatred of your mother. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

08-29-2002, 07:18 PM	#33
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	actually it's my"subconscious" desire to once again be spanked on my bare arse by my mother __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

08-29-2002, 08:17 PM	#36
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	i was saying how it was a stretch to say that fat people don't "hook-up' w/betties because of luck. You were the one who said that they don't I was just saying it has nothing to do w/bad luck and everything to do w/their lack of self-maintenance. __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

08-29-2002, 08:41 PM	#39
kid crackle Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Own World Posts: 138	yo amp, gotta say this is the first time I've actually enjoyed being on a chat board/forum. pretty cool bro __________________ Mangled . . . a way of life AIM: kidcrackle666 [email protected]

08-29-2002, 08:49 PM	#41
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	I agree mate Im one of them phat slobs that can get ass as much as I want it, and when I want it.... BUT SHIT Screwing ugly chicks suck..... There will be no way in hell I would go up to a babe and talk to her. IM use to ugly chicks just check my site and HELL You know from some of the pic's I have show ya lmao.... SO what ya saying about how we are doomed ((brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better. )) is me :-)~ So untill I Become 210 lbs again and lose this extra extra 20 lbs IM stuck __________________