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DD-J 08-29-2002 02:40 PM

We need a designer
 
Hi, we are looking for a web designer that knows flash, to team up with us in the design and building of a adult pay site and affiliate program (www.diamonddollar.com).
We want some one willing to do this project in trade for
1/3 partnership, or some other kind of trade or deal?

If interested, please contact:
Greg, [email protected]
Juan, [email protected]

Thanks
Greg

Naughty 08-29-2002 02:43 PM

Why not make it a contest?:winkwink:

primo DM 08-29-2002 03:00 PM

look at my other posts, ill do web design for you. email me from my profile.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 08-29-2002 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty
Why not make it a contest?:winkwink:
BWAHAHAHAHAAAA :1orglaugh

Very well said Naughty ... I owe ya a Heiniken !! :winkwink:

kid crackle 08-29-2002 03:08 PM

I'm your man, no need 2 look any further cause there is not a single thing I can't design using any software. . . top notch.

take a look at some designs.

Adult:
www.xxxnightscene.com
www.christina-leardini.com
www.eroticpink.com
www.xxxasianroom.com
www.cocksthatrock.com
www.xxxnightly.com

Mainstream:
www.nycclubspot.com (not finished)
www.hexmusic.com
www.mediamanifest.com (under construction)
www.wn2000.com

plus a ton of other sites no longer up, over 200

if you need some good flash examples got'em

DROP ME A LINE

hyper 08-29-2002 03:26 PM

hey i'll do it for 1/3

my portfolio

www.apple.com
www.msn.com
and my personal favorite
www.google.com

:1orglaugh

Gemini 08-29-2002 03:33 PM

Very well said ...



Is it MY turn to b*tch after the contest?! :1orglaugh

kid crackle 08-29-2002 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
hey i'll do it for 1/3

my portfolio

www.apple.com
www.msn.com
and my personal favorite
www.google.com

:1orglaugh

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHATD'YA MAKE OFF THOSE SITES ?
and how did you land such big clients?

koko 08-29-2002 03:45 PM

Do you have at least a real mail address? I can give you one for each of you for 1/5 partnership! :1orglaugh

Socks 08-29-2002 04:43 PM

You guys just sign up for partnerships without knowing how the fuck they're going to promote their site? Before a yes I think "and you are?" would be in order.

Fletch XXX 08-29-2002 04:45 PM

You got paypal?

:stoned

DD-J 08-29-2002 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by primo DM
look at my other posts, ill do web design for you. email me from my profile.
he i would like to talk to you and see what we can work out hit me up on icq or email. cant find yours. icq166549212
[email protected]

thanks

DD-J 08-29-2002 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by koko
Do you have at least a real mail address? I can give you one for each of you for 1/5 partnership! :1orglaugh


He i know that about the email and believe me i got many of then the only thing is that i bought my notebook in Zwitserland and its in france and i dont speek andy im dutch. so dont how to intall it. And every body bitching about realy adresses is just sad. Ho cares about the email, its not you how has to use it is it. It doesnt make the mgs come faster or better so pleae drop that, and dont reply if you dont got some thing nice to say ok.

Fletch XXX 08-29-2002 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle

(not finished)
(under construction)

Posting unfinished work is bad luck.

DD-J 08-29-2002 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Socks
You guys just sign up for partnerships without knowing how the fuck they're going to promote their site? Before a yes I think "and you are?" would be in order.

He smart ass you dont realy think im going to tell every body how im going to promote my site you must be crazy. And we will first talk with them and we look if we click with them So stop posting stupid replies and think first. Its non of your business. ok

would like to give a nice replywe all try to make a living,and there are bigones that want to work with us so dont waist my time.

kid crackle 08-29-2002 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Posting unfinished work is bad luck.

don't need luck . . . thanx, and I'm not superstitious:)

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle


don't need luck . . . thanx, and I'm not superstitious:)

he's right.... posting unfinished work is definately bad luck...

kid crackle 08-29-2002 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

he's right.... posting unfinished work is definately bad luck...

honestly thanx 4 your concern but this isn't lottery :)

kid crackle 08-29-2002 05:29 PM

just out of curiosity, what makes something bad luck other
than a series of cause and effect?

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
just out of curiosity, what makes something bad luck other
than a series of cause and effect?

subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind.

kid crackle 08-29-2002 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind.

What'ya have a dictionary right next to you :)

So then why did you reinforce his statement after hearing me say "I'm not superstitious" . . . provided u believe that meaning
u just gave me

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle


What'ya have a dictionary right next to you :)

So then why did you reinforce his statement after hearing me say "I'm not superstitious" . . . provided u believe that meaning
u just gave me

because it's true... regardless if you think you're not superstitious. Keyword being "Subconscious".... it, or rather, you... can affect yourself without even being aware that it has happened. And that, my friend, is bad luck.... cause and effect play a part somewhat, but the main difference being it's entirely self-generated and contained. :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle


What'ya have a dictionary right next to you :)

nope.... personal experience, age, and too many mind-altering drugs in my yout http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

kid crackle 08-29-2002 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nope.... personal experience, age, and too many mind-altering drugs in my yout http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

I don't believe your subconscious has any original thoughts or effect on you without it once being conscious !!

that's like creating an image you've never seen b 4 . . .impossible

well unless your tripping on a good batch of shrooms :eyecrazy

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle


I don't believe your subconscious has any original thoughts or effect on you without it once being conscious !!

that's like creating an image you've never seen b 4 . . .impossible

sure it does.... you never had a bizarre dream about something or an idea in your sleep that you then acted upon once you woke up? That's the subconcious affecting you.... it can happen while you're wide awake too. Let's use a different action as an example.... let's put in place of "posting unfinished work", "giving yourself a bad haircut".... now you may think it's cool at the time.... you may be posin' in front of that mirror thinkin' "I'm a bad mutha fucka..." but if you know deep down that it's just fuckin' wrong and that only a half-brain waterhead would ever cut his hair in such a way, it's going to affect you when you go to the mall later cruisin' for babes.... your confidence is going to be damaged and as such, all your moves will be half-hearted.... simply because your subconscious is affecting your exterior actions at that point.

know what I mean? :Graucho

kid crackle 08-29-2002 06:46 PM

but if you know deep down that it's just fuckin' wrong and that only a half-brain waterhead would ever cut his hair in such a way... then it is conscious because you are actually thinkng it.
Whether it be deep down inside or not you are aware.

know what i mean

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
but if you know deep down that it's just fuckin' wrong and that only a half-brain waterhead would ever cut his hair in such a way... then it is conscious because you are actually thinkng it.
Whether it be deep down inside or not you are aware.

know what i mean

not necessarily.... lot's of people live in the realm of complete and utter denial.... they may "know" something to be true, but refuse to acknowledge it. Look at fat people.... there's tons of them walkin' around on the beach here wearin' speedos..... d-e-n-i-a-l bro.... total denial.

kid crackle 08-29-2002 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

not necessarily.... lot's of people live in the realm of complete and utter denial.... they may "know" something to be true, but refuse to acknowledge it. Look at fat people.... there's tons of them walkin' around on the beach here wearin' speedos..... d-e-n-i-a-l bro.... total denial.

Laziness bro...no ambition bro... or completely "un-AMPED":winkwink:

kid crackle 08-29-2002 06:57 PM

@ the same time if you "know" something to be true, but refuse to acknowledge it. Your confidence level would not descend and fuck up your actions

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 06:59 PM

....if we expand on the fat people scenario.... these poor fat bastards in their speedos never get the hot babe tanning on the beach.... and why is that? Bad luck dude.... brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better.

hence, subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind. He's doing it to himself, yet there's nothing immediate that he can do about it to fix it. His "knowing" of the facts is causing his outward life to be an endless train of bad luck, yet it is completely self-generated and contained..... he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck, but only by either correcting the physical issue that is plaguing his subconcious, or by a realization/awareness of the subconscious processes at work on him. :glugglug

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 07:09 PM

Dr. AMp is in da house.... hehehe....

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/amplitude2.jpg

come back next week for another session and we'll discuss your deep seated hatred of your mother.

kid crackle 08-29-2002 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
....if we expand on the fat people scenario.... these poor fat bastards in their speedos never get the hot babe tanning on the beach.... and why is that? Bad luck dude.... brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better.

hence, subconcious self-manipulation of frame-of-mind. He's doing it to himself, yet there's nothing immediate that he can do about it to fix it. His "knowing" of the facts is causing his outward life to be an endless train of bad luck, yet it is completely self-generated and contained..... he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck, but only by either correcting the physical issue that is plaguing his subconcious, or by a realization/awareness of the subconscious processes at work on him. :glugglug

bit of a S--T--R--E--C--T--H dude, they don't get the babes because they're fat, and they're fat because they're lazy-ass
fuckers. Has nothing whatsoever to do w/luck . . .of any kind.

(he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck) so your conscious controls your subconscious ?

kid crackle 08-29-2002 07:18 PM

actually it's my"subconscious" desire to once again be spanked on my bare arse by my mother

Socks 08-29-2002 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DD-J



He smart ass you dont realy think im going to tell every body how im going to promote my site you must be crazy. And we will first talk with them and we look if we click with them So stop posting stupid replies and think first. Its non of your business. ok

would like to give a nice replywe all try to make a living,and there are bigones that want to work with us so dont waist my time.

Listen here Mr 6 posts, first of all, that message was for the people responding, not to you. Read. Secondly, fuck you. Thirdly, if there are big ones willing to work with you I suggest you get naked and bend over quick. Don't let the big ones get away!

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle


bit of a S--T--R--E--C--T--H dude, they don't get the babes because they're fat, and they're fat because they're lazy-ass
fuckers. Has nothing whatsoever to do w/luck . . .of any kind.

not a stretch at all.... fat people and ugly people get hot chicks all the time.... you can't tell me you've never seen some wretched hideous geek doorknob with a hot bitch and wondered what the hell she was doing with him? True confidence in ones self can do amazing things..... it can even put ugliness or fatness in a secondary position, with the right approach.

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
(he can indeed correct this and eliminate the bad luck) so your conscious controls your subconscious ?
yes.... it's possible... but the vast majority of the population will never achieve such an enlightened state of mental control, thus, they are doomed to exist forever in a state of "self-unknowing" and constantly struggle to dodge the ever present bad luck that afflicts so many humans today.

kid crackle 08-29-2002 08:17 PM

i was saying how it was a stretch to say that fat people don't
"hook-up' w/betties because of luck.

You were the one who said that they don't I was just saying
it has nothing to do w/bad luck and everything to do w/their
lack of self-maintenance.

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
i was saying how it was a stretch to say that fat people don't
"hook-up' w/betties because of luck.

You were the one who said that they don't I was just saying
it has nothing to do w/bad luck and everything to do w/their
lack of self-maintenance.

well of course..... but how many of them go home convinced that it was "bad luck" rather than the fact that they are causing people who

fuck.... it finally happened... I've become lost in my own dimensia.

:disgust

kid crackle 08-29-2002 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


fuck.... it finally happened... I've become lost in my own dimensia.

:disgust

that fuckin rocks man . . .

kid crackle 08-29-2002 08:41 PM

yo amp, gotta say this is the first time I've actually enjoyed being on a chat board/forum.

pretty cool bro:pimp

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
yo amp, gotta say this is the first time I've actually enjoyed being on a chat board/forum.

pretty cool bro:pimp

:winkwink:

nice tours you got btw..... great work... :glugglug

Va2k 08-29-2002 08:49 PM

I agree mate Im one of them phat slobs that can get ass as much as I want it, and when I want it.... BUT SHIT Screwing ugly chicks suck..... There will be no way in hell I would go up to a babe and talk to her. IM use to ugly chicks just check my site and HELL You know from some of the pic's I have show ya lmao....

SO what ya saying about how we are doomed (*(*brought on by a lack of confidence due to a deep "knowing" that in all reality, they're a fat disgusting blob. They may try to project themselves like anyone else, but it's usually false and weak at best because their subconcious is telling them that they know better.
*)*) is me :-)~

So untill I Become 210 lbs again and lose this extra extra 20 lbs IM stuck :(

:2 cents:

kid crackle 08-29-2002 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


:winkwink:

nice tours you got btw..... great work... :glugglug

thanx man, your the 1st designer I've gotten any feedback from in a long time . . . dealing w/plain folk most of the time:(

Amputate Your Head 08-29-2002 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by kid crackle
dealing w/plain folk most of the time:(
same here.... but the civilians are great for initial reaction value.... they don't deconstruct so much as us.... :Graucho

kid crackle 08-29-2002 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

same here.... but the civilians are great for initial reaction value.... they don't deconstruct so much as us.... :Graucho

true . . . true!
after the contest zebra held, I realized more porn . . .less design. The one I'm working on now is gonna be hot I think !
When it's up I'd like your opinion bro. I value it

saw your shit . . . sweet work my brutha

Bad B0y 08-29-2002 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kid crackle
I'm your man, no need 2 look any further cause there is not a single thing I can't design using any software. . . top notch.

take a look at some designs.

Adult:
www.xxxnightscene.com
www.christina-leardini.com
www.eroticpink.com
www.xxxasianroom.com
www.cocksthatrock.com
www.xxxnightly.com

Mainstream:
www.nycclubspot.com (not finished)
www.hexmusic.com
www.mediamanifest.com (under construction)
www.wn2000.com

plus a ton of other sites no longer up, over 200

if you need some good flash examples got'em

DROP ME A LINE


I have to say that your designs are brilliant!

When can I get my first lesson?


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