FACT: There's more bacteria on your keyboard than your toilet! - GoFuckYourself.com

Pornwolf · 06-18-2007, 05:38 PM

That's the truth. There's more bacteria colonies in between the keys than on the toilet.

That's especially true for adult webmasters who work on the computer all day and stop 3 times to wank off and come back to the computer without washing your hands.

Keeping the keys clean is important. There's a trend that has people putting their keyboard in the dishwasher.

I can't do that. How do you clean your keyboard?

Barefootsies · 06-18-2007, 05:50 PM

Silly Guy · 06-18-2007, 06:00 PM

no surprise there...my keyboard is caked in dried cum crust

I exchange it every month

Silly Guy · 06-18-2007, 06:02 PM

dp sowwy

Jarmusch · 06-18-2007, 06:06 PM

I thought cum killed bacteria?

CaptainHowdy · 06-18-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

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BusterBunny · 06-18-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I thought cum killed bacteria?

GatorB · 06-18-2007, 06:15 PM

Of course who jacks off and eats on the toilet?

GatorB · 06-18-2007, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

I can't do that. How do you clean your keyboard?

Well I usually remove all the keys and clean each one and also the area under the keys on the keyboard. Nothing some q-tips and warm soapy water won't fix. Just a reminder have another keyboard handy so you can remember where each one goes.

sugarlips · 06-18-2007, 06:27 PM

Don't touch that hotel TV remote.

luv$ · 06-18-2007, 06:35 PM

Funny I just took apart my keyboard and threw it into the dishwasher this weekend.

Worked great and went back together smoothly and I am very happy with it's cleanliness now.

I have the fingerprint reader keyboard btw.

Pornwolf · 06-18-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB;

Just a reminder have another keyboard handy so you can remember where each one goes.

Heh, I didn't think about that.

tony286 · 06-18-2007, 06:47 PM

Also if I remember right the toilet seat is made of a material that cools down quickly so germs cant grow.

directfiesta · 06-18-2007, 06:50 PM

yerkkkk....

K R I S T E N · 06-18-2007, 09:02 PM

yikes...thats scary

Pornwolf · 06-18-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by luv$;

Funny I just took apart my keyboard and threw it into the dishwasher this weekend.

Worked great and went back together smoothly and I am very happy with it's cleanliness now.

I have the fingerprint reader keyboard btw.

No shit? It really worked?

D · 06-18-2007, 10:27 PM

Yeah - the dishwasher thing works fine.

And, yeah - there's more bacteria on your keyboard than on even the typical public toilet... but it's all your germs.

boneprone · 06-18-2007, 11:35 PM

Get this......

Cell Phones are three to four times more dirty than Keyboards!

carol.prime · 06-19-2007, 01:53 PM

maybe it depends on the person using it... but bro,

thanks for the info!!!.

Jimmy Rock · 06-19-2007, 01:56 PM

This is so true

bu((aneer · 06-19-2007, 02:08 PM

FACT: A TV remote in a hotel room has more bateria than your toilet and keyboard combined!

Jarmusch · 06-19-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bu((aneer

FACT: A TV remote in a hotel room has more bateria than your toilet and keyboard combined!

That's why I always change the channels telephatically.

Violetta · 06-19-2007, 02:45 PM

hmm... that sucks! I love to lick both!

Dvae · 06-19-2007, 04:11 PM

Pornwolf · 06-19-2007, 05:17 PM

That's just fucking disgusting. Damn.

06-19-2007, 06:11 PM

Who doesn't wash their hands after a good wank?

06-18-2007, 05:38 PM	#1
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06-19-2007, 06:11 PM	#26
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