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Pornwolf 06-18-2007 05:38 PM

FACT: There's more bacteria on your keyboard than your toilet!
 
That's the truth. There's more bacteria colonies in between the keys than on the toilet.

That's especially true for adult webmasters who work on the computer all day and stop 3 times to wank off and come back to the computer without washing your hands.

:upsidedow

Keeping the keys clean is important. There's a trend that has people putting their keyboard in the dishwasher.

I can't do that. How do you clean your keyboard?

Barefootsies 06-18-2007 05:50 PM


Silly Guy 06-18-2007 06:00 PM

no surprise there...my keyboard is caked in dried cum crust

I exchange it every month

Silly Guy 06-18-2007 06:02 PM

dp sowwy

Jarmusch 06-18-2007 06:06 PM

I thought cum killed bacteria?

CaptainHowdy 06-18-2007 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 12620635)

:1orglaugh!

BusterBunny 06-18-2007 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 12620720)
I thought cum killed bacteria?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GatorB 06-18-2007 06:15 PM

Of course who jacks off and eats on the toilet?

GatorB 06-18-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf (Post 12620575)
I can't do that. How do you clean your keyboard?

Well I usually remove all the keys and clean each one and also the area under the keys on the keyboard. Nothing some q-tips and warm soapy water won't fix. Just a reminder have another keyboard handy so you can remember where each one goes.

sugarlips 06-18-2007 06:27 PM

Don't touch that hotel TV remote. :Oh crap

luv$ 06-18-2007 06:35 PM

Funny I just took apart my keyboard and threw it into the dishwasher this weekend.

Worked great and went back together smoothly and I am very happy with it's cleanliness now.

I have the fingerprint reader keyboard btw.

Pornwolf 06-18-2007 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB;
Just a reminder have another keyboard handy so you can remember where each one goes.

Heh, I didn't think about that.

tony286 06-18-2007 06:47 PM

Also if I remember right the toilet seat is made of a material that cools down quickly so germs cant grow.

directfiesta 06-18-2007 06:50 PM

yerkkkk....

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...ty20toilet.jpg

K R I S T E N 06-18-2007 09:02 PM

yikes...thats scary:disgust

Pornwolf 06-18-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$;
Funny I just took apart my keyboard and threw it into the dishwasher this weekend.

Worked great and went back together smoothly and I am very happy with it's cleanliness now.

I have the fingerprint reader keyboard btw.

No shit? It really worked?

D 06-18-2007 10:27 PM

Yeah - the dishwasher thing works fine.

And, yeah - there's more bacteria on your keyboard than on even the typical public toilet... but it's all your germs.

boneprone 06-18-2007 11:35 PM

Get this......

Cell Phones are three to four times more dirty than Keyboards!

carol.prime 06-19-2007 01:53 PM

maybe it depends on the person using it... but bro,

thanks for the info!!!.

Jimmy Rock 06-19-2007 01:56 PM

This is so true

bu((aneer 06-19-2007 02:08 PM

FACT: A TV remote in a hotel room has more bateria than your toilet and keyboard combined!

Jarmusch 06-19-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer (Post 12625807)
FACT: A TV remote in a hotel room has more bateria than your toilet and keyboard combined!

That's why I always change the channels telephatically. :2 cents:

Violetta 06-19-2007 02:45 PM

hmm... that sucks! I love to lick both!

Dvae 06-19-2007 04:11 PM

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1...-funny-051.jpg

Pornwolf 06-19-2007 05:17 PM

That's just fucking disgusting. Damn.

shermo 06-19-2007 06:11 PM

Who doesn't wash their hands after a good wank?


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