Why does every girl who sees my cock tells me "It's to big to fit!"? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 06-11-2007, 03:24 PM

I am cursed.

mikeyddddd · 06-11-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Why does every girl who sees my cock tells me "It's to big to fit!"?

It's time to wake up.

Jarmusch · 06-11-2007, 03:29 PM

Too big to fit in their ear?

tranza · 06-11-2007, 03:36 PM

Stop banging teens.

DidierE · 06-11-2007, 03:45 PM

Stop banging midgets

KimJI · 06-11-2007, 03:48 PM

Because you only date girls between 10 and 12?

Violetta · 06-11-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

It's time to wake up.

Michaelious · 06-11-2007, 03:49 PM

Because you try to fuck their belly button?

sexyclicks · 06-11-2007, 03:51 PM

as an excuse so they don't fuck you?

StarkReality · 06-11-2007, 03:52 PM

It's not really funny, it can become annoying and everybody claiming a cock as huge as possible is great probably got a small one.

KimJI · 06-11-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious

Because you try to fuck their belly button?

lol - thats true as well

TurboAngel · 06-11-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I am cursed.

It's better than being tooooooo small.

directfiesta · 06-11-2007, 03:56 PM

tell them to put the binoculars or magnifying glasses DOWN!

topbucksdarlene · 06-11-2007, 03:57 PM

PLEASE!!!!

You are obviously into yourself!
They are just building your ego!

Give me a pin to burst your big bubble head!

topbucksdarlene · 06-11-2007, 03:57 PM

Picture!!!!

MetaMan · 06-11-2007, 03:59 PM

thank you all for feeling for me.

they normally get scared by its size and ask if my dad is black.

alot will just take it anyway but then i have to deal with them constantly calling me to use it.

cursed i tell ya, cursed.

CosmicTang · 06-11-2007, 04:01 PM

yeah, women can pass something the size of a watermelon through their vaginas but your cock is too meaty.

mmmm hmmm.

TonyL · 06-11-2007, 04:05 PM

Welcome to the club. The big penis club.

topbucksdarlene · 06-11-2007, 04:09 PM

That black myth is just that - a myth!
I date black men and guess what? It's not necessarily true!
My ex-husband is white and Irish and haha he wins!

MetaMan · 06-11-2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyL

Welcome to the club. The big penis club.

This club rules bro!

and to think i didnt even have to do anything to get accepted.

WarChild · 06-11-2007, 04:18 PM

considering a vagina can expell an 8+ pound baby, your little ding-a-ling isn't a problem. Sounds like bullshit to me.

MetaMan · 06-11-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

considering a vagina can expell an 8+ pound baby, your little ding-a-ling isn't a problem. Sounds like bullshit to me.

no not bullshit at all,

you dont even have to see it yourself, just take a look at someones reaction when i show them, they always have pure amazement on their face.

JimmiDean · 06-11-2007, 05:05 PM

Damn Im to late all the good punch lines have been taken.

GatorB · 06-11-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

considering a vagina can expell an 8+ pound baby, your little ding-a-ling isn't a problem. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Yes it can, but it only has that capability during birth. That's why the doctors keep asking how much a woman has dilated. A woman doesn't dilate like that if she's not giving birth. Also ask a woman if she wants to be fucked by a penis so large it feels like she's giving birth to a 8lb baby I bet 99.999% say NO.

Also as far as length, a baby comes out of the uterus. I'm sure a woman doesn't want to be fucked by a dick so long it goes into her uterus. Most want to be fucked by a dick just long enough to stay in the vagina. I don't think a penis penetrating her cervix feels very good to a woman.

madawgz · 06-11-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Too big to fit in their ear?

roflskatez

MetaMan · 06-11-2007, 06:04 PM

what is worse when i got pulled over by the cops they realised i was carrying a concealed weapon in my pants and made me register my cock because it was deemed "to dangerous for public use".

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-11-2007, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

Because you only date girls between 10 and 12?

I'm glad someone said it...

: 1orglaugh

georgeyw · 06-11-2007, 06:30 PM

I'm pretty sure it's because they are imaginary girls...

just a punk · 06-11-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Why does every girl who sees my cock tells me "It's to big to fit!"?

Perhaps because your cook is too big to fit into their pussies. Any other ideas?

P.S. How old are those girls?

NinjaSteve · 06-11-2007, 06:32 PM

Wow, that's the nicest way to say "no thanks"

StarkReality · 06-11-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

considering a vagina can expell an 8+ pound baby, your little ding-a-ling isn't a problem. Sounds like bullshit to me.

GatorB is right. It's not about streching (diameter), it's about hitting the cervix (length) and that's something very few girls like...believe it or not, it can be a real burden.

GatorB · 06-11-2007, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by StarkReality

GatorB is right. It's not about streching (diameter), it's about hitting the cervix (length) and that's something very few girls like...believe it or not, it can be a real burden.

it aint too much fun for the guy either.

MetaMan · 06-11-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

Wow, that's the nicest way to say "no thanks"

It is like a disease having a cock this big,

especially when i have to pee, when i use the urinal i have to hold my cock with 2 hands so it does not dop into the urinal water, same thing goes for the toilet.

Pinklinkz · 06-12-2007, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I am cursed.

baddog · 06-12-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

Because you only date girls between 10 and 12?

my guess.

Mr Pheer · 06-12-2007, 01:14 AM

Because most girls dont like sex with a chicken.

GatorB · 06-12-2007, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

It is like a disease having a cock this big,

.

I'm pretty sure your cock is diseased.

BusterBunny · 06-12-2007, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious

Because you try to fuck their belly button?

i was gonna go with ear but that works

aico · 06-12-2007, 01:28 AM

Stop taking showers with your daughter, problem solved.

DidierE · 06-12-2007, 01:34 AM

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especially when i have to pee, when i use the urinal i have to hold my cock with 2 hands so it does not dop into the urinal water, same thing goes for the toilet.

OMG

Bake · 06-12-2007, 01:40 AM

They allways tell me that to but it costs a extra $50

BBWTori · 06-12-2007, 01:43 AM

This thread is useless without pictures

BusterBunny · 06-12-2007, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

roflskatez

what are you laughing at

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=739577

BucksMania · 06-12-2007, 02:04 AM

just stop dating girls with big glasses

bobby666 · 06-12-2007, 05:03 AM

cause they don't want to harm you with the truth: cock is too small

timberlands · 06-12-2007, 05:06 AM

O rly????

Degenerate · 06-12-2007, 05:12 AM

So... you are in to that whole: "lie to me baby" thing?

TurboAngel · 06-12-2007, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

what is worse when i got pulled over by the cops they realised i was carrying a concealed weapon in my pants and made me register my cock because it was deemed "to dangerous for public use".

I just choked on my coffee when I read that!

MetaMan · 06-12-2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I just choked on my coffee when I read that!

most women do the same thing trying to suck on it, it is sad, why o why did i have to have such a huge unit?

SCORE Ralph · 06-12-2007, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I am cursed.

I totally know the feeling, man

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