Why does every girl who sees my cock tells me "It's to big to fit!"?
 

I am cursed. :(

Too big to fit in their ear?

Stop banging teens.

:2 cents:

Stop banging midgets

Because you only date girls between 10 and 12?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Because you try to fuck their belly button?

as an excuse so they don't fuck you?

It's not really funny, it can become annoying and everybody claiming a cock as huge as possible is great probably got a small one.

lol - thats true as well

It's better than being tooooooo small.


:winkwink:

tell them to put the binoculars or magnifying glasses DOWN!

PLEASE!!!! :disgust

You are obviously into yourself!
They are just building your ego! :1orglaugh

Give me a pin to burst your big bubble head!

Picture!!!!

thank you all for feeling for me.

they normally get scared by its size and ask if my dad is black. :(

alot will just take it anyway but then i have to deal with them constantly calling me to use it.

cursed i tell ya, cursed. :(

yeah, women can pass something the size of a watermelon through their vaginas but your cock is too meaty.

mmmm hmmm.

Welcome to the club. The big penis club.

That black myth is just that - a myth!
I date black men and guess what? It's not necessarily true!
My ex-husband is white and Irish and haha he wins!

This club rules bro!

and to think i didnt even have to do anything to get accepted.

considering a vagina can expell an 8+ pound baby, your little ding-a-ling isn't a problem. Sounds like bullshit to me.

no not bullshit at all,

you dont even have to see it yourself, just take a look at someones reaction when i show them, they always have pure amazement on their face. :2 cents:

Damn Im to late all the good punch lines have been taken.

Yes it can, but it only has that capability during birth. That's why the doctors keep asking how much a woman has dilated. A woman doesn't dilate like that if she's not giving birth. Also ask a woman if she wants to be fucked by a penis so large it feels like she's giving birth to a 8lb baby I bet 99.999% say NO.

Also as far as length, a baby comes out of the uterus. I'm sure a woman doesn't want to be fucked by a dick so long it goes into her uterus. Most want to be fucked by a dick just long enough to stay in the vagina. I don't think a penis penetrating her cervix feels very good to a woman.

roflskatez :1orglaugh

what is worse when i got pulled over by the cops they realised i was carrying a concealed weapon in my pants and made me register my cock because it was deemed "to dangerous for public use".

:(

I'm glad someone said it... :thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh: 1orglaugh

I'm pretty sure it's because they are imaginary girls...

Perhaps because your cook is too big to fit into their pussies. Any other ideas?

P.S. How old are those girls? :upsidedow

Wow, that's the nicest way to say "no thanks"

GatorB is right. It's not about streching (diameter), it's about hitting the cervix (length) and that's something very few girls like...believe it or not, it can be a real burden.

it aint too much fun for the guy either.

It is like a disease having a cock this big, :(

especially when i have to pee, when i use the urinal i have to hold my cock with 2 hands so it does not dop into the urinal water, same thing goes for the toilet.

http://www.postyourpartner.com/gals/...cs/2incher.jpg

my guess.

Because most girls dont like sex with a chicken.

I'm pretty sure your cock is diseased.

i was gonna go with ear but that works:thumbsup

Stop taking showers with your daughter, problem solved.

OMG :eek2

They allways tell me that to but it costs a extra $50

This thread is useless without pictures

what are you laughing at:upsidedow

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=739577

just stop dating girls with big glasses

cause they don't want to harm you with the truth: cock is too small

O rly????

So... you are in to that whole: "lie to me baby" thing?

I just choked on my coffee when I read that!


:Oh crap:1orglaugh:Oh crap

most women do the same thing trying to suck on it, it is sad, why o why did i have to have such a huge unit? :(

I totally know the feeling, man :Oh crap