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Old 06-07-2007, 07:05 AM   #1
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Just received this BORAT-style letter

A fan sent it to one of our models:

"dear... , i am in IRAN , I masturbate with your sexy photo every week
, your buttom is hot . if i was with you I woulf fuck you . it is very
interesting for me to recive an email from you . I love your leg your
ass your tit your... , i need to fuck some one instead of you now ,
pls send me an email and make me happy . fuck you . i love you"



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Old 06-07-2007, 07:07 AM   #2
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"Fuck you. I love you" :DDDDDDDDDD
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:09 AM   #3
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hhhhhhoooooolllllyyyyyyyyyyy sssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttt
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:12 AM   #4
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fuck you . i love you

Ahahaha
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:14 AM   #5
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he's got style
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:35 AM   #6
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I get some weird ass comments like that on my blogs too.
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:40 AM   #7
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Fuck LOOOOOL!
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:24 AM   #8
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I get some weird ass comments like that on my blogs too.

any link maybe?
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Old 06-07-2007, 12:59 PM   #9
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I think from here on out I will end all my letters like that "fuck you. I love you."
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:03 PM   #10
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I love the last two sentences. Someone is loved.
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:20 PM   #11
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WTF is he for real?
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:22 PM   #12
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Great use of the English language.
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:22 PM   #13
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I think from here on out I will end all my letters like that "fuck you. I love you."
hahaha! i can imagine Borat's voice over while goin thru the text!
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:22 PM   #14
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I think from here on out I will end all my letters like that "fuck you. I love you."
that is like a metaphor for half of my relationships
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:28 PM   #15
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lol "I like you, do you like me?" - Borat
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:29 PM   #16
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"Fuck You. I Love You."

That's the best ending of any letter I've ever read.
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:30 PM   #17
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I get quite a few of these...hehe, always fun
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:32 PM   #18
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thats the funniest shit i've heard in a while! lol fuck you ! i love you!
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Old 06-07-2007, 01:41 PM   #19
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that is like a metaphor for half of my relationships
lol.

It would be classic. I could send you an email that read:

Hi Sarah,
Can you check my Maxcash account to see if I have my correct email address in the account details.

Fuck you. I love you.

Kane


It would be great.
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Old 06-07-2007, 02:32 PM   #20
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