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Old 06-07-2007, 04:48 AM   #1
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:tongue Todays model applications for those who need a laugh

"... I do like to provide an aspect of profesionalisn when I am actually doing the shoot"

"ould love to be consiered for this"

"I am very light minded"

"Im in a reletionship with 2 children"

"I'd love to come to your car show, Im in California" (the show is in UK)

"I have a slight east asian look" (its a bad squint)

"Homepage: www.msn.com" - Yes folks, she has listed her browsers homepage and not HER space on the web.


I wish I had kept the realy good ones but i have deleted most of them so far today
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Old 06-07-2007, 04:53 AM   #2
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Having shot in the UK i know what you mean..I used to work on the basis if 50% turned up it was a result..:-)
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Old 06-07-2007, 04:56 AM   #3
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Great advert for the Brits there!
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Old 06-07-2007, 04:59 AM   #4
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LOL ...if you had pictures , this thread would be so much better
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Old 06-07-2007, 05:00 AM   #5
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A united force in understaning how patient we have to be..LOL :-) I used to like it when they actually did turn up and then have no idea what pink or UK Mag work is even if they agreed to this level of work and have it in their profile..:-) It used to make me wonder why i got up in the morning..LOl :-)
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Old 06-07-2007, 05:43 AM   #6
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yes. i get that a lot.
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Old 06-07-2007, 05:46 AM   #7
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"Homepage: www.msn.com" - Yes folks, she has listed her browsers homepage and not HER space on the web.
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Old 06-07-2007, 05:48 AM   #8
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"I am very light minded"
Crassic...
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Old 06-07-2007, 06:02 AM   #9
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Why are so many people so unintelligent (I can't spell but I would check for any job app.)
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Old 06-07-2007, 06:04 AM   #10
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lol, good stuff
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Old 06-07-2007, 06:34 AM   #11
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yeah the sad fact is 6 out of 7 of those are the shortlisted ones - the total idiots have been deleted already
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:00 AM   #12
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Those are awesome!

It's true that you aren't looking for rocket scientists... But still!
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Old 06-07-2007, 10:48 AM   #13
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over 60 applications today, some 28yr olds are finding the need to apply for jobs that state 18-25. Its also TFP and someone just said they want to do it and asked how much the pay is. Sometimes it hurts
If it wasnt for the awsome jug-fest thats gonna come out of this i might think of another job
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Old 06-07-2007, 11:40 AM   #14
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There's a little blond in all of them
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