Todays model applications for those who need a laugh

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  • Cypherpunk
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2004
    • 812
    #1

    Todays model applications for those who need a laugh

    "... I do like to provide an aspect of profesionalisn when I am actually doing the shoot"

    "ould love to be consiered for this"

    "I am very light minded"

    "Im in a reletionship with 2 children"

    "I'd love to come to your car show, Im in California" (the show is in UK)

    "I have a slight east asian look" (its a bad squint)

    "Homepage: www.msn.com" - Yes folks, she has listed her browsers homepage and not HER space on the web.


    I wish I had kept the realy good ones but i have deleted most of them so far today
    ICQ 83965113
    Skype: devilishproductions
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    • Neal
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 243
      #2
      Having shot in the UK i know what you mean..I used to work on the basis if 50% turned up it was a result..:-)
      ICQ 243702391

      [email protected]

      www.dream-cash.com

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        • Tim
          AffiliateManager for Hire
          • Feb 2002
          • 19199
          #3
          Great advert for the Brits there!
          🍑🍆 Sex Vitamins
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          This sig for sale!

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            • silver
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 1078
              #4
              LOL ...if you had pictures , this thread would be so much better
              yay

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                • Neal
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 243
                  #5
                  A united force in understaning how patient we have to be..LOL :-) I used to like it when they actually did turn up and then have no idea what pink or UK Mag work is even if they agreed to this level of work and have it in their profile..:-) It used to make me wonder why i got up in the morning..LOl :-)
                  ICQ 243702391

                  [email protected]

                  www.dream-cash.com

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                    • DVTimes
                      xxx
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 31650
                      #6
                      yes. i get that a lot.
                      XXX

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                        • Funbrunette
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 4834
                          #7
                          "Homepage: www.msn.com" - Yes folks, she has listed her browsers homepage and not HER space on the web.
                          Stephanie (Funbrunette)
                          [email protected]
                          ICQ: 155-713-409

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                            • munki
                              Do Fun Shit.
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 13393
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Cypherpunk

                              "I am very light minded"
                              Crassic...

                              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                • Michaelious
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 6720
                                  #9
                                  Why are so many people so unintelligent (I can't spell but I would check for any job app.)

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                                    • The Duck
                                      Adult Content Provider
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 18243
                                      #10
                                      lol, good stuff
                                      Skype Horusmaia
                                      ICQ 41555245
                                      Email [email protected]

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                                        • Cypherpunk
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 812
                                          #11
                                          yeah the sad fact is 6 out of 7 of those are the shortlisted ones - the total idiots have been deleted already
                                          ICQ 83965113
                                          Skype: devilishproductions

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                                            • Gruntled
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 358
                                              #12
                                              Those are awesome!

                                              It's true that you aren't looking for rocket scientists... But still!

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                                                • Cypherpunk
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 812
                                                  #13
                                                  over 60 applications today, some 28yr olds are finding the need to apply for jobs that state 18-25. Its also TFP and someone just said they want to do it and asked how much the pay is. Sometimes it hurts
                                                  If it wasnt for the awsome jug-fest thats gonna come out of this i might think of another job
                                                  ICQ 83965113
                                                  Skype: devilishproductions

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                                                    • XXXTony
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 131
                                                      #14
                                                      There's a little blond in all of them

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