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Cypherpunk 06-07-2007 04:48 AM

Todays model applications for those who need a laugh
 
"... I do like to provide an aspect of profesionalisn when I am actually doing the shoot"

"ould love to be consiered for this"

"I am very light minded"

"Im in a reletionship with 2 children"

"I'd love to come to your car show, Im in California" (the show is in UK)

"I have a slight east asian look" (its a bad squint)

"Homepage: www.msn.com" - Yes folks, she has listed her browsers homepage and not HER space on the web.


I wish I had kept the realy good ones but i have deleted most of them so far today

Neal 06-07-2007 04:53 AM

Having shot in the UK i know what you mean..I used to work on the basis if 50% turned up it was a result..:-)

Tim 06-07-2007 04:56 AM

Great advert for the Brits there!

silver 06-07-2007 04:59 AM

LOL ...if you had pictures , this thread would be so much better :1orglaugh

Neal 06-07-2007 05:00 AM

A united force in understaning how patient we have to be..LOL :-) I used to like it when they actually did turn up and then have no idea what pink or UK Mag work is even if they agreed to this level of work and have it in their profile..:-) It used to make me wonder why i got up in the morning..LOl :-)

DVTimes 06-07-2007 05:43 AM

yes. i get that a lot.

Funbrunette 06-07-2007 05:46 AM

"Homepage: www.msn.com" - Yes folks, she has listed her browsers homepage and not HER space on the web. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

munki 06-07-2007 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cypherpunk (Post 12560404)

"I am very light minded"

Crassic...

Michaelious 06-07-2007 06:02 AM

Why are so many people so unintelligent (I can't spell but I would check for any job app.)

The Duck 06-07-2007 06:04 AM

lol, good stuff

Cypherpunk 06-07-2007 06:34 AM

yeah the sad fact is 6 out of 7 of those are the shortlisted ones - the total idiots have been deleted already

Gruntled 06-07-2007 07:00 AM

Those are awesome!

It's true that you aren't looking for rocket scientists... But still!

Cypherpunk 06-07-2007 10:48 AM

over 60 applications today, some 28yr olds are finding the need to apply for jobs that state 18-25. Its also TFP and someone just said they want to do it and asked how much the pay is. Sometimes it hurts :(
If it wasnt for the awsome jug-fest thats gonna come out of this i might think of another job :)

XXXTony 06-07-2007 11:40 AM

There's a little blond in all of them


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