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Old 06-14-2007, 01:52 PM   #1
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I am officially fucking pissed off by the site of pizza...
Alliright as you all know a few weeks ago I had the fucked up story of getting my jaw broken...

Well I have been wired shut officially three weeks (3 weeks to go).

I drink milkshakes, protein shakes, and pretty much anything i can blend into a liquid every day trying to keep myself healthy and nutritioned.

I AM FUCKING STARVING. My stomach sounds like a lion roaring to the point where when my kittens are sitting on my stomach when im watching tv and it growls they run in the corner and hide like scared little bitches.

So now the site of food pisses me off, going through the drive through of mcdonalds and smelling the beef i get fucking excited and get ready to order one then I am like mother fucking shit.

Walking down the street in eastern europe there are pizza shops fucking everywhere. So every five feet i want to punch someone in the face.

I have lost 15 pounds, I get the shakes every now and then and I am doing everything i can to forget about food.

3 fucking weeks left.... god damnit. Tonite I got some sort of shaking spell with a huge heat flash, kind of feeling weak. Oh well, this lesson is officially fucking learned.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:53 PM   #2
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Protein protein protein bro just keep blending it and gulping it down
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:53 PM   #3
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On the bright side,look at all the weight you've lost ;)
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:00 PM   #4
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I'm so sorry!! That sounds excruciating!! (But you are on a woman's dream diet you know!)
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:04 PM   #5
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That's my biggest nightmare - I did some agency on a MaxFax ward and I always felt sorry for the guys with wired jaws - it looks so claustrophobic - get better soon
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:15 PM   #6
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Shit that would suck man
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:15 PM   #7
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I have found a temporary solution...

I just blended scrambled hamburger meat, salsa, and boiled peas for about 10 minutes, thicker than a milkshake, goes down real well......

Most of you are thinking about how disgusting that sounds, my only reply, dont eat for three fucking weeks and see what you conjur up in a fuckin blender...
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:15 PM   #8
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eat some food b-yotch =)
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:30 PM   #9
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I feel bad for you bro, it must suck not to be able to eat solid food.

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Old 06-14-2007, 03:31 PM   #10
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Ah man thats gotta be the worst feeling
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:32 PM   #11
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Just pizza in the blender... an old woman I know does that.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:33 PM   #12
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you should just plan a huge extravagant meal for when you get it taken off
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:33 PM   #13
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:34 PM   #14
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I know the feeling. I had a small fractrue in my jaw from a dirt bike accident when I was 15. I had my jaw wired for 4 weeks, over thanksgiving..
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:36 PM   #15
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I totally can relate to your pain. I had to fast on nothing but these horrible shakes for 3 weeks. I was only getting 700 calories a day. I had the shakes and was in a constant state of hunger. I would even pass out some days from having no energy. Worst experience ever.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:36 PM   #16
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why would you go thru the drive-thru of Mcdonalds if your jaw is wired shut?

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Old 06-14-2007, 03:44 PM   #17
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why would you go thru the drive-thru of Mcdonalds if your jaw is wired shut?

milkshakes
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:52 PM   #18
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that blows dude.. i hope you survive ;)
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:07 PM   #20
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when you start eating again, your jaw muscles will ache from atropy
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:07 PM   #21
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I feel your pain, man.

Well...

Not literally ofcourse...

But it sucks for you.

Hang in there!
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:58 PM   #22
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I had no idea your jaw was broken. I'll send some Omaha Steaks over with a card ;)
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:59 PM   #23
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Just pizza in the blender... an old woman I know does that.


oh ... you're serious
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