I am officially fucking pissed off by the site of pizza... - GoFuckYourself.com

Big_D · 06-14-2007, 01:52 PM

Alliright as you all know a few weeks ago I had the fucked up story of getting my jaw broken...

Well I have been wired shut officially three weeks (3 weeks to go).

I drink milkshakes, protein shakes, and pretty much anything i can blend into a liquid every day trying to keep myself healthy and nutritioned.

I AM FUCKING STARVING. My stomach sounds like a lion roaring to the point where when my kittens are sitting on my stomach when im watching tv and it growls they run in the corner and hide like scared little bitches.

So now the site of food pisses me off, going through the drive through of mcdonalds and smelling the beef i get fucking excited and get ready to order one then I am like mother fucking shit.

Walking down the street in eastern europe there are pizza shops fucking everywhere. So every five feet i want to punch someone in the face.

I have lost 15 pounds, I get the shakes every now and then and I am doing everything i can to forget about food.

3 fucking weeks left.... god damnit. Tonite I got some sort of shaking spell with a huge heat flash, kind of feeling weak. Oh well, this lesson is officially fucking learned.

HammerALL · 06-14-2007, 01:53 PM

Protein protein protein bro just keep blending it and gulping it down

Spunky · 06-14-2007, 01:53 PM

On the bright side,look at all the weight you've lost ;)

Anna_Miller · 06-14-2007, 02:00 PM

I'm so sorry!! That sounds excruciating!! (But you are on a woman's dream diet you know!)

Damian_Maxcash · 06-14-2007, 02:04 PM

That's my biggest nightmare - I did some agency on a MaxFax ward and I always felt sorry for the guys with wired jaws - it looks so claustrophobic - get better soon

Bryan G · 06-14-2007, 02:15 PM

Shit that would suck man

Big_D · 06-14-2007, 02:15 PM

I have found a temporary solution...

I just blended scrambled hamburger meat, salsa, and boiled peas for about 10 minutes, thicker than a milkshake, goes down real well......

Most of you are thinking about how disgusting that sounds, my only reply, dont eat for three fucking weeks and see what you conjur up in a fuckin blender...

g$$$ · 06-14-2007, 03:15 PM

eat some food b-yotch =)

tranza · 06-14-2007, 03:30 PM

I feel bad for you bro, it must suck not to be able to eat solid food.

ProducerCashDave · 06-14-2007, 03:31 PM

Ah man thats gotta be the worst feeling

Doctor Dre · 06-14-2007, 03:32 PM

Just pizza in the blender... an old woman I know does that.

rapmaster · 06-14-2007, 03:33 PM

you should just plan a huge extravagant meal for when you get it taken off

g$$$ · 06-14-2007, 03:33 PM

jamba juice is gooood!

The Steve · 06-14-2007, 03:34 PM

I know the feeling. I had a small fractrue in my jaw from a dirt bike accident when I was 15. I had my jaw wired for 4 weeks, over thanksgiving..

TheDatingNetworkCameron · 06-14-2007, 03:36 PM

I totally can relate to your pain. I had to fast on nothing but these horrible shakes for 3 weeks. I was only getting 700 calories a day. I had the shakes and was in a constant state of hunger. I would even pass out some days from having no energy. Worst experience ever.

GITZINGER · 06-14-2007, 03:36 PM

why would you go thru the drive-thru of Mcdonalds if your jaw is wired shut?

escorpio · 06-14-2007, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GITZINGER

why would you go thru the drive-thru of Mcdonalds if your jaw is wired shut?

milkshakes

Big_D · 06-14-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

milkshakes

WERD

_Richard_ · 06-14-2007, 03:56 PM

that blows dude.. i hope you survive ;)

~Ray · 06-14-2007, 04:07 PM

when you start eating again, your jaw muscles will ache from atropy

ElPolloDiablo · 06-14-2007, 04:07 PM

I feel your pain, man.

Well...

Not literally ofcourse...

But it sucks for you.

Hang in there!

MikeVega · 06-14-2007, 04:58 PM

I had no idea your jaw was broken. I'll send some Omaha Steaks over with a card ;)

SPACE GLIDER · 06-14-2007, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Just pizza in the blender... an old woman I know does that.

oh ... you're serious

06-14-2007, 01:52 PM	#1
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	I am officially fucking pissed off by the site of pizza... Alliright as you all know a few weeks ago I had the fucked up story of getting my jaw broken... Well I have been wired shut officially three weeks (3 weeks to go). I drink milkshakes, protein shakes, and pretty much anything i can blend into a liquid every day trying to keep myself healthy and nutritioned. I AM FUCKING STARVING. My stomach sounds like a lion roaring to the point where when my kittens are sitting on my stomach when im watching tv and it growls they run in the corner and hide like scared little bitches. So now the site of food pisses me off, going through the drive through of mcdonalds and smelling the beef i get fucking excited and get ready to order one then I am like mother fucking shit. Walking down the street in eastern europe there are pizza shops fucking everywhere. So every five feet i want to punch someone in the face. I have lost 15 pounds, I get the shakes every now and then and I am doing everything i can to forget about food. 3 fucking weeks left.... god damnit. Tonite I got some sort of shaking spell with a huge heat flash, kind of feeling weak. Oh well, this lesson is officially fucking learned.

06-14-2007, 01:53 PM	#2
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The Steve Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 35	I know the feeling. I had a small fractrue in my jaw from a dirt bike accident when I was 15. I had my jaw wired for 4 weeks, over thanksgiving..

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ElPolloDiablo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Holland Posts: 111	I feel your pain, man. Well... Not literally ofcourse... But it sucks for you. Hang in there!

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